> > Subject: "I hate my job day"
> >
> > sick and wrong.........
> >
> > > > When you have a "I hate my job" day, try this:
> > > >
> > > > On your way home from work, stop at your
> > > > pharmacy and go to the
> > > > thermometer section. You will need to
> > > > purchase a rectal
> > > > thermometer made by "Q-tip." Be very sure
> > > > that you get this brand.
> > > >
> > > > When you get home, lock your doors,
> > > > draw the drapes and disconnect the
> > > > phone so you will not be disturbed during
> > > > your therapy. Change to very
> > > > comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit
> > > > and lie down on your bed. Open
> > > > the package and remove the thermometer.
> > > >
> > > > Carefully place it on the bedside table
> > > > so that it will not become
> > > > chipped or broken. Take out the written
> > > > material that accompanies the
> > > > thermometer and read it. You will notice that
> > > > in small print there is a
> > > > statement:
> > > > "Every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip
> > > > is personally tested."
> > > >
> > > > Now, close your eyes and repeat out
> > > > loud five times, "I am so glad I
> > > > do not work in quality control at the Q-tip
> > > > Company."