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#859 From: "Ashlee" <ashlee_1013@...>
Date: Thu Sep 25, 2003 9:05 pm
Subject: fic search
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Hi!  I was wondering if anyone knows of any fics based on Bad
Blood.  I don't care what the rating, pairing or classification is.
Thanx alot  :)
Ashlee

#860 From: laurenj420@...
Date: Thu Sep 25, 2003 7:51 pm
Subject: Re: ~XFanfic~ fic search
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Have you been to the Further Explorations Archive? It has LOTS of post ep fic for every episode.

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Chamber/1224/

#861 From: Gillian-Chris-Piper Newsflash <xfiles_vixen24@...>
Date: Fri Oct 10, 2003 4:41 pm
Subject: The BIGGEST “X-Files” SECRET Ever Exposed -- In EROTIC NOVELETTE !!
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Hi, my name is Victoria, and I’m a member of the most unique Gillian Anderson Yahoo! Group ever created -- given by the link:

 

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/

 

-- and which happens to be THE ABSOLUTELY LARGEST GILLIAN ANDERSON YAHOO! GROUP THAT HAS EVER EXISTED, period!  Our Homepage Photo, our Group’s exclusive original creation, is the indisputably sexiest pic of Gillian anywhere on the Internet.

 

The main reason we are bigger than all other Gillian groups COMBINED is due to our Thousands and Thousands Of Loyal Members:  Back in August, just before the Yahoo! dot com people permanently deleted all pic attachments that were archived in the MESSAGES sections of the hundreds of Gillian / Scully / X-Files Yahoo! groups, our Group Founder, “Gillianlaphile,” broadcasted over 1,000 messages alerting everyone to the impending doom.  (Similar in scope to what I’m doing now.)

 

A lot of fans didn’t believe him.  Well, it actually happened, just like he said it would.  Now all those messages that used to carry sexy Gillian pic attachments are all empty, mere ghostly images of their former selves.

 

But, luckily, a select group of people DID believe him, and by acting proactively, major disaster was averted.  I’m proud to say that many of  this group’s members and our own Group’s members, as well, acted quickly and uploaded the sexiest pic attachments of Gillian they could find in this and other groups into the PHOTOS section of our premier Gillian Group -- thereby rescuing them from elimination and saving them forever in our Group.

 

Our Group Founder wants to thank your group’s members for all of the sexy Gillian pics you e-mailed to and uploaded into our Gillian Group.  They are ready for viewing right now!

 

Now, let’s talk about that “BIGGEST SECRET” thing.  If you click on our link:

 

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/

 

and then JOIN, you’ll find at the very top of the FILES section an EROTIC, FAN-FICTIONAL NOVELETTE, which has been critically acclaimed as “the best adult literature ever written starring Gillian Anderson.”  Fantastically, other “X-Files” stars are also prominently featured as characters in the 49-page story.  (If compressed down into a simple text file, it’s really only 35 pages.)  Also, Carmen Electra and Cindy Margolis sensuously help to round out the cast.

 

According to our Group’s Database, the Novelette has been downloaded over 25,700 times during the short nine weeks since its release.  (Gillianlaphile, our Group Founder, wrote it exclusively for Gillian Anderson’s 35th birthday, back on August 09th, and sent it out to our thousands of members the day before in a Group-wide e-mail.  And it’s been bouncing around the Internet like ping pong balls in a lottery machine ever since.  In fact, interest is still continuing to grow.)  But to access it, you must be at least 18 years of age.  It is TABOO for anyone younger than college-age to read it.

 

In this Gillian Novelette, the author reveals the BIGGEST SECRET that “The X-Files” people kept hidden from their fans for all these years.  (And, no, it doesn’t have anything to do with such paranoia-inducing concepts as “alien bounty hunters,” or chain-smoking G-men who control all facets of our federal government, or supremely advanced ETs who preposterously need the help of us relatively primitive humans before they’re able to “colonize” our planet.  Puh-leze !!)

 

“The X-Files” BIGGEST SECRET, the one they didn’t want you ever finding out about, is that Chris Carter (who will turn 46 this coming Monday, October 13th) is the real biological father (not just Godfather) of Gillian Anderson’s daughter, Piper Maru, who just finished celebrating her 9th birthday, back on September 25th.  The author of the Gillian Novelette carefully explains how Piper’s conception came about, having taken place during the middle of the very first season of “The X-Files,” and why this led Chris Carter to constantly keeping Gillian “Dana Scully” Anderson completely covered for nine whole seasons under so many layers of clothing -- such as baggy business suits under tent-sized trenchcoats -- in scenes where it was clearly obvious to the viewer that it was very warm and sunny outside.

 

The jealousy factor in Chris Carter’s tortured ego wanted his male viewers to continue misperceiving Gillian as a cold, detached, unapproachable artifice rather than the true, amorous, sexually-volcanic femme fatale she actually is in real life.

 

And from Gillian’s own perspective, this biological bond that she shared with Chris Carter -- over and above the professional one -- is what caused her to decide to remain loyal to him and “The X-Files” during its final two seasons, even though David Duchovny was continually coaxing her to leave with him.

 

Joining our Gillian Group at:

 

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/

 

and then perusing our MESSAGES section, you will also discover that the author of the Gillian Novelette is the only person, out of millions of “X-Files” fans, who knew that David Duchovny accidentally urinated on himself at the beginning of the scene where he sees the tattooed geek, “The Conundrum,” biting into a raw fish in the popular ‘Humbug” episode.

 

He was also the only person to know that, in the same episode, Gillian DID put the live orthoptera insect in her sexy pouty mouth, but immediately and reflexively spat it back out, off-camera, with one of the junior crew members quickly scooping it up off the ground while still alive and mysteriously skulking away with it, never to be heard from again!  As Gillianlaphile explained in one of his eagerly received Group-wide messages:  “Thus, one mystery evolves into another one, par for the course in the surreal realm of  ‘The X-Files.’”  (This quote comes from Message #106.)

 

Touching once again upon the Chris Carter Paternity Issue, our Group Founder has been quoted as saying the following.

 

“Kindly allow me a few minutes, if you will, to predict, practically verbatim, what Gillian Anderson will say if she ever decides to come clean on some talk show or magazine article and finally discuss the truth about Chris Carter -- not her ex-husband, Errol Clyde Klotz -- being the actual biological father of her daughter, Piper Maru.”

 

“With a serious look on her face and a measured cadence to her speech, her rehearsed words will be: ‘Chris and I were deeply in love during the early part of our working together.  And, even though he was married at the time, we made love once and only once.  Our beautiful and precious daughter, Piper, was the wonderful result of that love.  The reason neither of us ever told the media before had nothing to do with trying to keep a secret or living a lie.  The real reason is that we felt it was nobody’s business.’”

 

“I, Gillianlaphile, respectfully counter with, if it’s ‘nobody’s business,’ then why go on record many times with that same media by saying that Chris Carter was merely Piper’s Godfather?  Gillian was so close to telling the truth during each of those dozens of times she mentioned the word ‘Godfather.’  Why start to reveal the truth only to purposely leave it hidden behind a deception?  To me, it seems like Gillian was expertly coached by Chris Carter, himself --  a man who is a proven manipulator at taking a pristine kernel of truth, cloaking it under many layers of cancerous lies, and then getting the gullible masses to gulp it down and believe it religiously.”

 

“I propose that  it’s NOT ‘nobody’s business.’  Instead, it’s Everybody’s Business!  When you’re an actress making more money (not to mention continuous future royalties) from a single week’s episode than the average fan makes in 3 years of busting their hump at their job, then it becomes Everybody’s Business.  After all, each of us pays for that actress’ lifestyle-fit-for-a-Queen each and every time we turn on the TV set and give up our time to watch her show, which of course includes enduring all those dreadful, insipid commercials interspersed throughout!”

 

“These words may seem harsh.  But they’re really not.  They’re borne out of the love that I feel for Gillian.  And I DO love her, more than Chris Carter and David Duchovny ever did and more than Julian Ozanne could ever summon.  I want Gillian to experience that by divulging the truth to her fan base and her feminist/lesbian constituency, they’ll more than likely be of one collective mindset:  So, Chris has been Piper’s daddy all along.  Okay.  Deception forgiven.  Let’s get on with our lives.”

 

“And, Gillian, when you finally DO decide to tell the truth about Piper & Chris, might as well go all the way:  Like your having sex with Chris not just ‘once’ but many times off-and-on since the summer of 1993, with the most recent instance being last year; like your having sex with David over a dozen times while he was still married to Téa Leone; like the ‘butch’ phase of your life (from the summer of 1999 till the winter of 2000/01) which included your  lesbian threesome experimentations with Ellen DeGeneres and her ‘life partner.’  Do a major purging and cleansing.  Just come clean with all of it.”

 

“After all, Gillian, we never expected you to go without sex  those nine years you were on ‘The X-Files,’ while not dating anyone seriously and with no successful relationships to show for all that time.  The fictional Dana Scully could go without sex for seven years before succumbing  to ‘The Itch’ via the man-child Mulder, but that doesn’t mean that you, Gillian, were expected to be able to do the same.”

 

This is Victoria, again, reminding you that we are the “Titanic” of all Gillian groups.  And like James Cameron’s cinematic masterpiece, “Titanic,” was the biggest, greatest and most popular movie in all of Hollywood history, our Group is the biggest, greatest and most popular Gillian group of all time.

 

But we remain diminished without you.  So please, come JOIN us.  You’ll be glad you did.  Promise.

 

See ya there, on board the unsinkable R.M.S. Gillianlaphile!

 

 

 

Victoria Courtesan,

Member

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/

[Must be over 18 to join.]

 

 

 

P.S.         Gillian Leigh Anderson:  “The Truth Is” no longer “Out There.”  It is Within You, and always has been.  After all these years,  it’s time to let it out.  It’s time to free yourself.

 

                Oh, and lest I neglect to mention, Bobby Diaz, our Group Founder ( a/k/a  Gillianlaphile ) has relayed to me that he earnestly wishes he had been blessed with the economic means to travel in the same circles as Julian Ozanne.  If you had gotten together with Bobby, instead of with Julian, you would’ve never had the need to back out of your wedding last month in September and suffer all that embarrassment and gossip about your supposed continued inability to form a successful relationship.  It would have been never-ending bliss for the two of you.

               

                God, how he’d love to cuddle and watch “Titanic” with you for just one evening.

 

                For, you see, Bobby Diaz has cherished you for over a decade.

 

                He still loves you.

 

                And he will ALWAYS unconditionally be in love with you, Gillian.

 


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#862 From: "Erin Blair" <eblair@...>
Date: Tue Oct 14, 2003 10:26 am
Subject: NEW: Mulder's Birthday Present
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TITLE: Mulder's Birthday Present
AUTHOR: Erin M. Blair
E-MAIL: eblair@...
CLASSIFICATION/CATEGORY: SRA--Story, Romance, Angst
CONTENT: Mulder/Scully Romance.
RATING: PG
DISTRIBUTION/ARCHIVE STATEMENT: OK to Gossamer,
Ephemeral, EMXC, The Cutting Room Floor, After the Fact. Others:
please ask me first.
SPOILERS: The Truth, William. Small spoilers from all episodes
from Season One to Season Nine.
SETTING: Post-The Truth then AU.
DATE: First draft: October 8, 2003.  Final draft: October 13, 2003.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS: Thanks to Jen for beta reading.
DISCLAIMER: Mulder, Scully, and William belong to
Chris Carter.
SUMMARY: What would Scully give Mulder for his
birthday present?


------------------------------------
Mulder's Birthday Present
Written by: Erin M. Blair
------------------------------------

Mulder's Apartment
Apartment 42, 2630 Hegal Place
Alexandria, VA
October 13, 2003

I woke up to the sound of my alarm clock and my eyes
were having trouble adjusting to the morning light. I knew
what today is - my birthday. I turned 42 years old today
and I don't think I will be doing anything special to celebrate
it. I haven't felt like celebrating lately -- not since I came
back from the dead for the the third time. Every single
year brings more hardships for Scully and myself.  I can't
bear to see Scully hurting from the loss of our child.

I told Scully there's a way for William to be returned to
us, that we can put a stop to the adoption proceedings
since I wasn't told about it. I didn't sign the papers. I know
I still have rights. My attorney told me that I could get the
child from the Van de Kamps.  I'm glad that I had been
looking for him. It has become my holy grail since I found
out that Samantha's dead.

Dead.

I could write a book about dying. I know how it feels to be
dead.

I feel so morose today. I can't help feeling this way. Turning
42 means that I'm one year older than I was before. Yesterday,
I was just 41 years old. It means one more year of not having
my family. I wanted so much to return to my life with Scully and
William.

When Scully told me how she gave up our son, I understand
why she did it. Still, I knew we could protect our child better
than any family who doesn't know about the danger he faces.
We can protect William better than any family because we
were trained as federal agents in the FBI.  There would still
be danger, of course, but I know we could protect him with
the strength of our love.

If I receive any birthday present, I'd like it to be a reunion with
our son.  I want our son, damn it! I want us to be complete.
A part of me seems to be incomplete without him. I know
Scully feels the same way as I do. I know she's trying to
do everything she could to make everything up to me
because she simply lost faith in herself.

I closed my eyes, remembering the pain in her eyes when
she told me she gave our son up. I was in the military
brig at the time. She came to me, saddened, her heart
was on the loose string. Her beautiful blue eyes, once radiant,
became an empty sea.

She didn't have to tell me about William; I already knew what
sacrifices and trauma she must have gone through without
me.

I knew what kind of danger she was in with William while
I was away. I shouldn't have left them -- that has to be
the stupidest mistake that I had ever made. They have
divided and conquered us, using our paranoia and our
fear to their advantage. I fell for it -- hook, line, and sinker.
I fell for it.

Big time.

And now I'm paying the price: the loss of our baby boy.

I had no idea that Scully felt the same way.

***

The phone rang. I picked up the phone and
answered it dully. "Mulder."

"Mulder, it's me. I want you to come to our apartment. I have
a surprise for you," said Scully.

"All right," I replied. "What's the surprise?"

"You'll see," said Scully rather mysteriously.

I still kept my apartment when I wanted to be alone, to think
about everything. I was lucky that Scully kept paying rent
for my apartment when I came back.

***

After I got dressed, I went to our house in Falls Church. We
moved there after Scully became pregnant with our second
child. This time, we're not going to give up our baby. We learned
that we could take care of our child. So far, there are no signs
that our child would be as special as William was. Giving up
William was a huge mistake. It's a mistake that we're not going to
make again with our second child.

I knew Scully was trying to get William back with us
but there were a few roadblocks to conquer. Something
told me she had a surprise for me.

I wondered what it could be. My mind began racing with
ideas but there was one that I knew I wanted. I want
our son back. It's been my dream ever since I was told
about the adoption, for which I had no say in the matter.
There's no reason for us to run away, hidden away, from
ourselves and our lives.

Last year, we had beat the Super Soldiers and the
aliens by creating a magnetite compound which eradicated
aliens for good. The President granted us our old jobs. He
wants us to head up the X-Files Department under the
Department of Homeland Security.

"Scully?"

"I'm in the bedroom with your surprise," said Scully.

"Scully, are you talking dirty with me?"

"Wouldn't you like to find out, G-man?" asked Scully, teasingly.

I walked into the bedroom where Scully was sitting
on the bed with...William!  "How did you...?"

"I had help from Skinner. He convinced the Van de
Kamps to give him up, told them that the adoption
was coerced, that I wasn't of mind when I gave him
up and how you didn't know. Luckily, they decided
to return him to us."

Finally, I understood all those hours she was on the
phone. "Oh my...."  I didn't know what to say. For the'
first time, I was rendered speechless. "I...Scully..."

"You don't have to say anything, G-man," said
Scully.

"William's so beautiful," I said as I fingered my
son's baby fine dark auburn hair. "He has your
coloring."

"I know," said Scully. "I thought this would never happen
but I'm glad we have him back. Getting back William in
time for your birthday was the one thing I could give you. I
knew it was what I wanted, too."

I looked into Scully's beautiful, clear blue eyes as they
finally sparkled with happiness and contentment. I put my
arms around her, thrilled with joy, and I leaned in for a
kiss. My lips parted for the most wonderous kiss I had
ever been given. I could feel her warm, moist lips onto mine.

"We have to put Willam to bed," she said, as she
realized that our child was between us. "Will -- I have to show
you to your bedroom."

The child looked up to us, his hazel eyes widened at both
of us. He gave us a small smile, looking happy to be with
us, at last. I watched Scully tucking in our son in his toddler
bed.

"Scully?"

Scully turned around to face me. "What?"

My eyes were filled with tears of happiness. "Thank you
for making this a special day for me." I paused. "I didn't
think my birthday would be a good one. It hasn't been for
the past couple of years."

"I promise you that I will do anything to make every
single birthday to be very special for you," said Scully
as she stood on tiptoe to give me a kiss. "And I know
I will, Mulder."

I clasp my hands around her waist. "I'm looking forward
to spend every birthday with you, William, and our new
baby. Of course, this is barring any abductions."

"I remember you telling me how the Mulder family
pass genetic muster," said Scully. Her lips turned
upward in a smile.

  This truly has been the best birthday that I had ever
had. Sure, I had some memorable birthdays but this
one takes the cake. For the first time in the past
few years, I feel content and happy. We're both
happy because our family is now complete.

I'm glad that we're both smiling after everything
that we've been through together.

End of Story

Feedback: I love feedback. MulderClones will be sent
to every respondent. :) Send to: eblair@...

Dedications:
I would like to thank my family and my readers
for their support. I would like to thank everyone at
Haven for their support as well. I want to dedicate
this story to my nephew who is one week old today. :)
This story is also dedicated to Jen who has always been
there for me.

Author's Notes:
This is my first Muldermas (Mulder's birthday) story that
I had ever written. I couldn't believe that I never written one
before now. I knew I did Scully's birthday stories so many
times --- I just never did a birthday story for Mulder. I've got
a few more Muldermas stories to write. Hopefully, I can get
them done in time for Halloween.

I hope you will enjoy this story as I had fun writing it.

#863 From: "Erin Blair" <eblair@...>
Date: Wed Oct 15, 2003 5:31 am
Subject: NEW: Mulder's Birthday Present 1/1 by Erin M. Blair
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TITLE: Mulder's Birthday Present
AUTHOR: Erin M. Blair
E-MAIL: eblair@...
CLASSIFICATION/CATEGORY: SRA--Story, Romance, Angst
CONTENT: Mulder/Scully Romance.
RATING: PG
DISTRIBUTION/ARCHIVE STATEMENT: OK to Gossamer,
Ephemeral, EMXC, The Cutting Room Floor, After the Fact. Others:
please ask me first.
SPOILERS: The Truth, William. Small spoilers from all episodes
from Season One to Season Nine.
SETTING: Post-The Truth then AU.
DATE: First draft: October 8, 2003.  Final draft: October 13, 2003.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS: Thanks to Jen for beta reading.
DISCLAIMER: Mulder, Scully, and William belong to
Chris Carter.
SUMMARY: What would Scully give Mulder for his
birthday present?


------------------------------------
Mulder's Birthday Present
Written by: Erin M. Blair
------------------------------------

Mulder's Apartment
Apartment 42, 2630 Hegal Place
Alexandria, VA
October 13, 2003

I woke up to the sound of my alarm clock and my eyes
were having trouble adjusting to the morning light. I knew
what today is - my birthday. I turned 42 years old today
and I don't think I will be doing anything special to celebrate
it. I haven't felt like celebrating lately -- not since I came
back from the dead for the the third time. Every single
year brings more hardships for Scully and myself.  I can't
bear to see Scully hurting from the loss of our child.

I told Scully there's a way for William to be returned to
us, that we can put a stop to the adoption proceedings
since I wasn't told about it. I didn't sign the papers. I know
I still have rights. My attorney told me that I could get the
child from the Van de Kamps.  I'm glad that I had been
looking for him. It has become my holy grail since I found
out that Samantha's dead.

Dead.

I could write a book about dying. I know how it feels to be
dead.

I feel so morose today. I can't help feeling this way. Turning
42 means that I'm one year older than I was before. Yesterday,
I was just 41 years old. It means one more year of not having
my family. I wanted so much to return to my life with Scully and
William.

When Scully told me how she gave up our son, I understand
why she did it. Still, I knew we could protect our child better
than any family who doesn't know about the danger he faces.
We can protect William better than any family because we
were trained as federal agents in the FBI.  There would still
be danger, of course, but I know we could protect him with
the strength of our love.

If I receive any birthday present, I'd like it to be a reunion with
our son.  I want our son, damn it! I want us to be complete.
A part of me seems to be incomplete without him. I know
Scully feels the same way as I do. I know she's trying to
do everything she could to make everything up to me
because she simply lost faith in herself.

I closed my eyes, remembering the pain in her eyes when
she told me she gave our son up. I was in the military
brig at the time. She came to me, saddened, her heart
was on the loose string. Her beautiful blue eyes, once radiant,
became an empty sea.

She didn't have to tell me about William; I already knew what
sacrifices and trauma she must have gone through without
me.

I knew what kind of danger she was in with William while
I was away. I shouldn't have left them -- that has to be
the stupidest mistake that I had ever made. They have
divided and conquered us, using our paranoia and our
fear to their advantage. I fell for it -- hook, line, and sinker.
I fell for it.

Big time.

And now I'm paying the price: the loss of our baby boy.

I had no idea that Scully felt the same way.

***

The phone rang. I picked up the phone and
answered it dully. "Mulder."

"Mulder, it's me. I want you to come to our apartment. I have
a surprise for you," said Scully.

"All right," I replied. "What's the surprise?"

"You'll see," said Scully rather mysteriously.

I still kept my apartment when I wanted to be alone, to think
about everything. I was lucky that Scully kept paying rent
for my apartment when I came back.

***

After I got dressed, I went to our house in Falls Church. We
moved there after Scully became pregnant with our second
child. This time, we're not going to give up our baby. We learned
that we could take care of our child. So far, there are no signs
that our child would be as special as William was. Giving up
William was a huge mistake. It's a mistake that we're not going to
make again with our second child.

I knew Scully was trying to get William back with us
but there were a few roadblocks to conquer. Something
told me she had a surprise for me.

I wondered what it could be. My mind began racing with
ideas but there was one that I knew I wanted. I want
our son back. It's been my dream ever since I was told
about the adoption, for which I had no say in the matter.
There's no reason for us to run away, hidden away, from
ourselves and our lives.

Last year, we had beat the Super Soldiers and the
aliens by creating a magnetite compound which eradicated
aliens for good. The President granted us our old jobs. He
wants us to head up the X-Files Department under the
Department of Homeland Security.

"Scully?"

"I'm in the bedroom with your surprise," said Scully.

"Scully, are you talking dirty with me?"

"Wouldn't you like to find out, G-man?" asked Scully, teasingly.

I walked into the bedroom where Scully was sitting
on the bed with...William!  "How did you...?"

"I had help from Skinner. He convinced the Van de
Kamps to give him up, told them that the adoption
was coerced, that I wasn't of mind when I gave him
up and how you didn't know. Luckily, they decided
to return him to us."

Finally, I understood all those hours she was on the
phone. "Oh my...."  I didn't know what to say. For the'
first time, I was rendered speechless. "I...Scully..."

"You don't have to say anything, G-man," said
Scully.

"William's so beautiful," I said as I fingered my
son's baby fine dark auburn hair. "He has your
coloring."

"I know," said Scully. "I thought this would never happen
but I'm glad we have him back. Getting back William in
time for your birthday was the one thing I could give you. I
knew it was what I wanted, too."

I looked into Scully's beautiful, clear blue eyes as they
finally sparkled with happiness and contentment. I put my
arms around her, thrilled with joy, and I leaned in for a
kiss. My lips parted for the most wonderous kiss I had
ever been given. I could feel her warm, moist lips onto mine.

"We have to put Willam to bed," she said, as she
realized that our child was between us. "Will -- I have to show
you to your bedroom."

The child looked up to us, his hazel eyes widened at both
of us. He gave us a small smile, looking happy to be with
us, at last. I watched Scully tucking in our son in his toddler
bed.

"Scully?"

Scully turned around to face me. "What?"

My eyes were filled with tears of happiness. "Thank you
for making this a special day for me." I paused. "I didn't
think my birthday would be a good one. It hasn't been for
the past couple of years."

"I promise you that I will do anything to make every
single birthday to be very special for you," said Scully
as she stood on tiptoe to give me a kiss. "And I know
I will, Mulder."

I clasp my hands around her waist. "I'm looking forward
to spend every birthday with you, William, and our new
baby. Of course, this is barring any abductions."

"I remember you telling me how the Mulder family
pass genetic muster," said Scully. Her lips turned
upward in a smile.

  This truly has been the best birthday that I had ever
had. Sure, I had some memorable birthdays but this
one takes the cake. For the first time in the past
few years, I feel content and happy. We're both
happy because our family is now complete.

I'm glad that we're both smiling after everything
that we've been through together.

End of Story

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Dedications:
I would like to thank my family and my readers
for their support. I would like to thank everyone at
Haven for their support as well. I want to dedicate
this story to my nephew who is one week old today. :)
This story is also dedicated to Jen who has always been
there for me.

Author's Notes:
This is my first Muldermas (Mulder's birthday) story that
I had ever written. I couldn't believe that I never written one
before now. I knew I did Scully's birthday stories so many
times --- I just never did a birthday story for Mulder. I've got
a few more Muldermas stories to write. Hopefully, I can get
them done in time for Halloween.

I hope you will enjoy this story as I had fun writing it.







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#864 From: Victoria Courtesan <xfiles_vixen45@...>
Date: Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:02 am
Subject: Yahoo! Kills Gillian Group -- But EROTIC NOVELETTE LIVES ON !!
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“The Powers That Be” do NOT want you reading the best Erotic Novelette ever written about Gillian Anderson.  Why else would they have terminated the absolutely largest Gillian Yahoo! Group that ever existed?  Its link used to be given by http:// groups.yahoo.com/group/ the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/ and had achieved a membership total of 9,741, which is larger than ALL other Gillian groups COMBINED !

 

Back on October 10th, exactly five weeks ago, I e-mailed over a thousand different Gillian / Scully / X-Files Yahoo! Groups inviting their respective members to join our unique Gillian Group and to download their very own copy of the aforementioned Gillian Novelette.  Later that same day, a Friday, at approximately 3:30 p.m. EST, Yahoo! kept each of you from accessing this Novelette by maliciously terminating Gillianlaphile’s Yahoo! Group, including his Gillianlaphile @yahoo.com e-mail account.

 

So, what our resourceful and resilient Group Founder has chosen to do is to align himself with Yahoo!’s biggest competitor:  The Microsoft Network.  His Gillian Novelette is now located in an MSN Group site.  (This is Microsoft Network’s version of Yahoo!’s Groups.)  And what’s suitably appropriate is that the Gillian Novelette was originally written as an MS Word document.

 

A few minutes before Yahoo! pulled the plug on Gillianlaphile’s group, the Gillian Novelette had surpassed a total of 26,100 downloads since its initial release back on August 08th of this year, officially making it THE most popular adult literature ever written about Gillian Anderson.  To access it, just click on the MSN link:

 

http://groups.msn.com/TheHotandNaughtyGillianAnderson/ ,

 

and then click on the MESSAGES section.  That’s where you’ll find it, at the very top of the list.

 

If you don’t already have one, all you’ll need is a Hotmail account, which is free to sign up for, just like your Yahoo! account was.  Please note, however, that like his previous Gillian Yahoo! Group, his new Gillian MSN Group is for ADULTS (i.e., Mature Members) ONLY.  You must be 18 or older to join the Group and to access the Gillian Novelette.  It is absolutely TABOO for anyone younger than college-age to read it.

 

In typically spiteful retaliation for what I’m telling you, Yahoo! will most certainly permanently de-activate my “XFiles_Vixen” e-mail account, as well, but there’s no way that they can keep you from accessing this famous and much-talked-about and much-sought-after Gillian Novelette this time around since it’s now located in an MSN Group site !

 

But, just in case something weird does happen with that site, too, don’t be the only Gillian fan left out in the cold.  Quickly -- before the Two-faced Symbols of Authority swoop down from their Ivory Towers -- click on the MSN link:

 

http://groups.msn.com/TheHotandNaughtyGillianAnderson/ ,

 

JOIN the Group, click on the MESSAGES section, and then quickly download and save your very own copy of the Gillian Novelette.  And if you have a printer, print up a hardcopy and hide it where no one can come along and steal it from you.  (Don’t even wait to finish reading this e-mail.  Go!  Now!  Quickly!  Click and download!  You can always come back to this message later.)

 

That way, no one can ever take it away from you -- not Yahoo!, not nobody.  Yahoo! may like to deceive itself into thinking it can reach out to an MSN group and capriciously terminate it as easily as they can one of their own groups, but the stone-cold truth of the matter is that they cannot, no matter how much they’re pissing in their panties wishing they could.  You see, the Microsoft Network is controlled by the world’s richest man, Bill Gates.  And he can buy and sell the entire Yahoo! dot com corporation a hundred times over and not even blink!

 

After downloading your very own copy of the Gillian Novelette from Gillianlaphile’s new MSN Group, please go ahead and post a little message.  What do YOU feel about how Yahoo! terminated his huge Gillian Group?  What do YOU think about his Erotic Gillian Novelette?  Any other thoughts?  Or, just say Hello!  He’s been feeling down in the dumps ever since 10/10 (and the Yankees losing the World Series didn’t help matters any), and I know he’d love to hear from his former loyal members (over 9,700 of ‘em) and his new MSN ones, as well.

 

If you’re kinda shy, and instead of posting a public message in his new Gillian MSN Group would rather communicate privately with him, “you” can “reach” him at:

 

BobbyDiaz@... .

 

Now, on to other titillating matters.  There’s something else that Gillianlaphile has done that’s also become well-known, besides his seminal Erotic Novelette about Gillian.

 

The Homepage Pic of his previous Yahoo! Group was an original creation and was incontestably THE sexiest pic of Gillian Anderson anywhere on the Internet, anywhere in the print media, or anywhere on TV, stage or screen.  It is based on one of the actual photographs -- known as the “Gillian Thong Series” -- taken of Gillian back on March 2001 at a Vanity Fair party, where she’s wearing a navy blue, backless evening gown, designed by Eduardo Lucero, that plunged so low down her backside it allowed her to playfully show off her skimpy thong panties.

 

Clicking on the link:

 

http://groups.msn.com/TheHotandNaughtyGillianAnderson/ ,

 

and then gazing upon the “Homepage Pic of Gillian” page, you’ll see that where Eduardo left off, Gillianlaphile began:  He expertly altered the gown to show a heckuvalot more of Gillian’s creamy, alabaster skin.  In fact, Gillianlaphile predicts that more and more women’s evening gowns will copy his sexy design in the very near future.  If you doubt him, just flip your TV’s remote control to the Univision Network (the foremost Latino broadcasting network, headquartered in northwest Miami, Florida), and take a gander(son) at what the female hostesses on the variety shows are currently wearing (more like NOT wearing!).

 

Gillianlaphile says that the next logical step for them would be to start purposely exposing parts of their breast areolas and the first inch or two of the cracks of their tushies!  In fact, just like Gillian is coquettishly showing in the Homepage Pic!

 

Thanks to him, Gillian will always be remembered as the celebrity who boldly went where no woman has gone before by taking the next desirable step in evening-gown wear.  As a sexy fit and curvy woman, myself, I would never hesitate for even a second to wear a dress like that and strut and pose on a red carpet at some gala event somewhere.  Without the slightest doubt, all the flashbulbs would be popping, and all heads -- both male AND female -- would be turned in my direction.

 

This pic is integrated into the Gillian Novelette as one full-sized image (just above the Disclaimer) and sixteen tiny chapter logos.  So, by downloading the Gillian Novelette, you’ll be acquiring the famous pic at the same time!  Two for the price of one, and, even better, there is no price.  It’s free!  All that Gillianlaphile asks is that you share the Gillian Novelette freely with your ADULT friends, colleagues, associates, acquaintances, neighbors, relatives, etc.  But, please, ONLY ADULTS !

 

For those of you who didn’t get a chance to read it, or who inadvertently deleted it from their e-mail Inboxes, at the very bottom of this message I’ve chosen to append a verbatim copy, in its entirety, of my October 10th letter that caused Chris Carter to throw a hissy fit at the Yahoo! dot com people resulting in the permanent termination of Gillianlaphile’s Group.

 

You see, Chris did NOT want “The Truth” getting “Out There” as to how HE’S THE REAL BIOLOGICAL FATHER OF GILLIAN’S DAUGHTER.  Instead, even though he’s a multi-millionaire many times over (thanks to our faithful allegiance to his show all these years), he greedily wants you to continue purchasing his “X-Files” DVDs as they continue being issued and believing in “alien bounty hunters” and things that go “BUMP” in the night.  So, he used his media connections on Yahoo!, and Yahoo! being the advertisement-driven, media-whore-monger that it is, it caved.

 

While on the subject of nonexistent “alien bounty hunters,” here’s a pithy quote by Gillianlaphile, taken from the MESSAGES section of his previous Gillian Yahoo! Group.

 

“Brian Thompson should eschew any continued playing of that role and stick to acting the much more credible part of cross-dressing-‘Silence-of-the-Lambs’-serial-killer copycats, as in his ‘Joe Dirt’ comedic film.  Seriously, whenever I’d see him in an ‘X-Files’ episode, his laughably-low-tech, retractable, back-of-the-neck, alien-killing, ice pick, with the human-voiced-sound effect, ‘PHFFTH,’ got me rolling my eyes in boundless disappointment every time.”

 

Gillianlaphile masterfully brings into play other “X-Files” actors into his Gillian Novelette, as well, including David Duchovny, Mitch Pileggi, and the “Pimp of the Paranormal,” Chris Carter.  Wanna know the horrible thing that’s gonna happen to Mitch’s show, “TARZAN,” on the Warner Brothers Network?  Well, you’ll just have to click on the MSN link:

 

http://groups.msn.com/TheHotandNaughtyGillianAnderson/ ,

 

download the Novelette from the MESSAGES section, and sit comfortably back and voraciously read through its incandescent pages to find out!  The scoop is in there somewhere, promise.

 

 As the 9,700+ members of Gillianlaphile’s previous Group will attest, about once a month he would e-mail a Group-wide announcement about some new gossip in Gillian’s life (often including “Letterman”-type jokes about her current fiancé, Julian Ozanne, sent in to him by members), which will form the bulk of the “unauthorized” biography he’s currently writing about her -- slated to be published by Simon & Schuster in early 2005.  Here’s the very last one that hit the MESSAGES section just before Yahoo! terminated his Gillian Group back on October 10th.

 

“Although I’m a dyed-in-the-wool New Yorker residing on The States’ side of ‘the pond,’ I have no less than eight confidential informants based in London who keep me appraised of Gillian’s comings, goings, and overall high-jinks.  Four of these work for the media, three are from among her Notting Hill neighbors, and one is a close correspondent who visits with her on a regular basis.  It is this mutual friend who has informed me that, due to Gillian’s devastating performance in the London play, ‘What The Night Is For,’ which was forced to shut down a whole two weeks early, back in February of this year, Gillian has been taking acting lessons with one of Britain’s best acting coaches.  Gillian is too embarrassed to go to acting classes like a regular person and surround herself with aspiring actors, most of whom are nearly destitute and struggling just to ‘get their (nearly bare) feet in the door.’”

 

“Gillian is paying this acting coach a lot of money, but methinks it ain’t worth it.  With all due respect, if Gillian is considered to be lacking in the thespian skills now, after all these years in front of a camera and recently treading the London boards, just imagine her abysmally woeful ability to evocatively perform back in 1993 when she was starting out on ‘The X-Files.’  And yet, the show succeeded for nine seasons.”

 

“The main reason the show was a hit was because of the constant and innumerable camera close-ups of Gillian’s unusually beautiful face and especially those impossibly full, pouting lips of hers.  Gillian pouted her way to fame and fortune for nine whole years.  But now she wants to toss aside her time-tested modus operandi and attempt to compete against serious actresses from proven Shakespearean backgrounds?  It’s sheer lunacy, I tell ya.”

 

“Gillian should just continue pouting into the camera.  Who knows?  Maybe she’ll be able to garner yet another TV series out of it, this time perhaps with the BBC instead of with the Fox Network.  And for those who erroneously think ‘The X-Files’ success was due primarily to Chris Carter’s Producing/Writing Magic, well, how do you explain his ‘Harsh Realm’ and ‘Lone Gunmen’ abject failures?  ANSWER:  They were absent Gillian’s close-ups and full, pouty lips!”

 

“As of late, Gillian has been sporting long, blond hair, but yet, in recent photographs appearing in magazines, she’s obviously trying her darndest to look sternly into the camera lens while sitting and posed decidedly masculine.  I gotta ask, What gives, Silly Gilly?  Do you want to be viewed as a stereotypical blond, brainless bimbo?  Or, do you want to be perceived as a no-nonsense, kick-‘em-in-the-balls lesbian?  Make up your mind, already, and finish moving through your transitional phase, because the two are mutually exclusive genres.”

 

“Time is of the essence here; don’t wait too long to make that life-altering decision.  After all, you’re already at the age where the only parts you’ll soon be able to get in low-budget films will be ‘Mum-type’ roles.  And usually those are minor roles far removed from any realistic hopes of garnering any recognition, let alone winning any significant awards.”

 

“And Gillian, if you want to regain some of your lost recognition, please stop emulating your old lover, Ellen DeGeneres.  Now that she’s finally wearing brighter, more feminine colors on her new talk show -- in  lieu of all that baggy, gender-neutral black -- it looks like you’ve also taken a shine to neon fuschias and fluorescent lime-greens.  I mean, it’s understandable why Ellen’s gotta do it:  This is the last attempted comeback that her yo-yo career’s got left.  There won’t be anymore.  So, she’s gotta make it work this time.  (Lucky for her, lesbianism is more socially acceptable today than ever in recorded history.  Thus, she doesn’t have to worry about being TKO’ed by that stinging stigma, again.)  But, Gillian, by you sporting those garish colors in solidarity, you’re not saying ‘Look at the new Gillian.’  How you’re coming across is, ‘Look at the Ellen D. Wannabe!’”

 

“Looking for a knockout fashion trend to set that’ll be all your own, Gillian?  Seriously, I’m offering this bit of advice to you since I’m in lust with you, and I’ll always be in lust with you.  Bring tiny bikini pantylines back into style.  Technically, they are considered a fashion-taboo, and definitely should never be seen under silky gowns or dresses, but psycho-sexually speaking, visible pantylines (VPLs) displayed under skintight women’s slacks and especially jeans make 99.99% of all heterosexual men cream their shorts.”

 

“If anyone can successfully bring back the exquisite Art of VPLs, it’s you.  (Either you or a world-famous, all-girl band.)  Gillian, you could become known as the ‘Pantyline Feline,’ and in the process reacquire the tens of millions of men who -- as I, myself, still do to this very day -- lusted after you during the peak of ‘The X-Files’ years.  And as you’re well aware, all this massive global lusting can be parlayed by the right agent and PR  firm into mega-deals in the entertainment industry.  Just a thought.  Just puttin’ it ‘Out There.’”

 

“Is this all really necessary?  Well, you be the judge.  To wit, a recent ‘Celebrities : Where Are They Now?’ type poll given on the street corners of midtown Manhattan revealed that only three (3!) out of every one hundred participants remembered that Gillian Anderson played ‘Dana Scully’ on ‘The X-Files.’  (For some obscure reason, about two out of every five thought she was a Country-Western singer!)  CONCLUSION:  Gillian, you’re slowly fading into oblivion, which I’m sure you don’t want to happen, or why else would you have prompted your agent to work so assiduously in getting you the flurry of magazines you’ve appeared in lately?  It’s patently obvious that your unbridled vanity irresistibly commands you to continue posing  in front of the camera lens, and that you still  love to do so.”

 

“But be mindful of which camera lens you choose.  If  you do go the route that many are saying you will, that is, narrating your fiancé’s documentaries, the Hollywood and London media moguls will collectively shake their heads and disappointedly view it as your landing the role because you sleep with ‘the boss.’  And that would simply be a shameful extension of your Chris Carter / ‘X-Files’ days.  Won’t it?”

 

“So, Gillian, please, please, please do us all and yourself a really big favor:  Lacquer on the high-gloss lipstick and go back to unabashedly pouting those sexy, full lips of yours.  They’ll go great with your new sunny, golden mane!”

 

Bugger me!  Hi, it’s Victoria, again.  No wonder the folks at Yahoo! played dirty and pulled the rug out from under Gillianlaphile when he wasn’t looking:  When it comes to the heady, high-brow game of verbal volleyball, he pulls no punches and lets the blood splatter where it may!

 

You know, it’s ironic.  In the fateful October 10th letter (appended below), I compared Gillianlaphile’s Group to the movie, “Titanic.”  And I even went as far as to call his Gillian Yahoo! Group “unsinkable.”  But by Yahoo! terminating his Group, it did, in essence, “sink.”  When this happened, our Group Founder, figuratively speaking, witnessed his own Group “founder.”  And yes, afterward, some of his detractors burped, farted, and laughed out loud, as jealous rivals are often wont to do.

 

But when you think about it, it was actually destiny unfolding majestically.  Follow me on this:  If the real R.M.S. Titanic ship on its maiden voyage way back on April 1912 hadn’t hit that iceberg and sunk --with approximately 1,500 passengers dying in the process -- more than four generations of students would never have read about it in their history textbooks and novels, and James Cameron would never have created his 1997 cinematic masterpiece about the North Atlantic tragedy.  Similarly, by Gillianlaphile’s Group “sinking” -- with over 9,700 former members being summarily dismissed without even so much as a form letter e-mailed to them by Yahoo! explaining why it did what it did -- it has crossed over from the ubiquitously inconsequential (i.e., merely one out of more than three million Yahoo! groups) to the uniquely historical.

 

Paradoxically, the inconsiderate Yahoo! dot com automatons should actually be thanked for helping Gillianlaphile’s Group, albeit now defunct, achieve legendary status:  Online communications will be zipping back and forth as people continue talking about it for many years to come as the singularly sensational Group that Yahoo! had to kill because it had gotten too huge.  It had gotten too “Titanic!”

 

Before signing off, I would like to address the noisy nay-sayers and other player haters who, since October 10th, have been acrimoniously spreading rumors that Gillianlaphile’s Group, The_Hot_and_Naughty_Gillian_Anderson, never existed.  Well, I gotta tell ya, there are over 9,700+ former members who would vehemently disagree.  It shouldn’t be too hard to find at least one of them in one of the other anemic Gillian Yahoo! groups, most of which have been dying a slow and ugly death ever since “The X-Files” waved sayonara.

 

But for those who need immediate proof, might I suggest the following?  Try, just for fun, to start a Yahoo! group (free, of course) with the name The_Hot_and_Naughty_Gillian_Anderson .  You’ll immediately discover that the cyber-nerds at Yahoo! won’t let you.  Their reason?  They’ll be impulsively guessing that you, yourself, are the one and only Gillianlaphile, and that you’re defiantly attempting to re-activate his former Gillian Group while “hiding” behind a different Yahoo ID.

 

If you’ve tried sending a message to his Gillianlaphile @yahoo.com e-mail account, you’ve already discovered that it’ll just immediately bounce back to your own Inbox as an “undeliverable message,” since Yahoo! permanently de-activated his e-mail account the same day they terminated his Gillian Group.  But, just for fun, once again, try to sign up for a new Yahoo! e-mail account (again, free, of course) designated by Gillianlaphile @yahoo.com.  The anal-retentive Yahoo! cyber-geeks won’t let you do that, either, because when they terminate with extreme prejudice one of their groups or e-mail accounts, it stays terminated.  Therefore, even though neither his Gillian Group nor his Yahoo! Profile ID exist today, prior to October 10th, they both certainly existed.  They existed BIG TIME.  Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

 

There is one last thing that unfortunately needs addressing:  Those nefarious negativists who unjustifiably played the pedophilia card by wildly and unsubstantially claiming that since Gillianlaphile discloses in his Erotic Novelette that Chris Carter is Piper’s biological father, it irrationally follows suit that Gillianlaphile is a pedophile for even mentioning her name within its pages.  Truth be told, if an intelligent person were to actually read the Novelette, s/he would invariably conclude that nothing could be further from the truth.

 

Here’s the rational refutation.  Firstly, Piper’s name is mentioned only in passing during a non-sexually-oriented, polite conversation, while sipping coffee, among the three female characters in the story:  Gillian Anderson, Carmen Electra and Cindy Margolis.  Secondly, Piper’s name must be mentioned, as it relates to the most important thesis explored:  That Chris Carter actually IS her dad in real life.

 

And thirdly, just because a child’s name is mentioned in passing in an otherwise erotic story does NOT necessarily make the author, nor any of his readers, pedophiles.  Granted, Piper’s name might have somewhat less volatilely appeared in a totally-non-sexually-based, biographical article which could have just as carefully explored the same thesis.  But I dare say that it would have been downloaded nearly the 26,100 times like the Erotic Novelette has been -- probably not even a hundred times.

 

Here’s a relevant example.  The comedy show, “Mad TV,” which, by the way, is broadcasted by the exact same network (Fox) that gave us “The X-Files,” loves to do spoofs.  During its first season, about eight years ago, it did a spoof on Chris Carter’s “Creation” that was so hilarious I peed my leotard!  More recently, two Saturdays ago in fact, “Mad TV” did a spoof on the “PowerPuff Girls,” an actual cartoon series currently very popular among prepubescent girls, most of them still basically children.

 

“Mad TV” renamed them the “PowerSlut Girls.”  In the short animated skit, one of the PowerSlut Girls makes mention of the fact that she might have drunk too much “ALCOHOL and SPERM,” quote – unquote.

 

Now, for daring to do that, does that make the entire Fox Network and “Mad TV” and its millions of viewers across the country pedophiles simply because something of a child’s affectation was presented within an adult theme?  I say, Definitely Not!  And most, if not all, reasonably thinking, responsible members of our society would agree.  The same reasoning applies to Gillianlaphile, as frighteningly intelligent, heterosexual man, who prides himself on his cunnilingus and other lovemaking skills (trust me, I know), and to his Erotic Novelette, as an unparalleled literary work of art.

 

And for those among you who impulsively played that pedophilia card, SHAME ON YOU!  Gillianlaphile, as Bobby Diaz, was actually awarded a bronze plaque a few years back for his tireless efforts in Community Watch programs in his area of Queens.  Can you say the same?

 

Yeah, I didn’t think so!

 

Okay, time to climb down off my soapbox and leave you with these words of encouragement:  A new, wondrous era is upon the horizon.  Like the Biblical Phoenix ascending from its ashes, Gillianlaphile has already started rebuilding.

 

You see, two years and two months ago, more than 200 floors from twin buildings unbelievably came crashing down in the city in which he was born and that has served as his home his whole life.  He was one of the lucky survivors, and as a permanent, personal memorial has hermetically sealed the torn and concrete-dust-laden clothes he wore on that fateful Tuesday morn in plastic wrapping in his bedroom closet.

 

Thus, like millions of other New Yorkers, he is quite familiar with the concept of re-building, of intrepidly starting back at square one, looking head-on into the future, and daring to ask, “Is that all you got?  Yeah?  Well, then, get outta my way!”

 

Come join us at MSN Groups, so you, too, can get in on the ground floor of all the coming attractions and activities.  Come be a part of history in the making.

 

 

Victoria Courtesan,

Member

http://groups.msn.com/TheHotandNaughtyGillianAnderson/

[Must be over 18 to join.]

 

 

 

 

P.S.         Quickly now, go get your very own copy of the Erotic Gillian Novelette, but please do NOT reply to this e-mail (although, you should definitely save it as “a keeper”).  The vindictive cyber-goons at Yahoo! have already probably de-activated it as their typical way of punishing me for the truthful information I’ve shared with you.

 

                You see, in life sometimes not only individual people and monolithic governments but also down-sizing, stock-depreciating, asset-divesting corporations such as Yahoo! hate when the truth comes out and will do anything in their power to squash it.

 

                Live Long, Prosper, and GO OUT HAVE SOME FUN !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

APPENDIX:

Verbatim copy, in its entirety, of the October 10th letter that caused Chris Carter to throw a hissy fit at the Yahoo! dot com people resulting in the termination of Gillianlaphile’s Group and e-mail account.

                                                                                                                                                       

 

 

 

The BIGGEST “X-Files” SECRET Ever Exposed -- In EROTIC NOVELETTE !!

 

 

 

Hi, my name is Victoria, and I’m a member of the most unique Gillian Anderson Yahoo! Group ever created -- given by the link:

 

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/

 

-- and which happens to be THE ABSOLUTELY LARGEST GILLIAN ANDERSON YAHOO! GROUP THAT HAS EVER EXISTED, period!  Our Homepage Photo, our Group’s exclusive original creation, is the indisputably sexiest pic of Gillian anywhere on the Internet.

 

The main reason we are bigger than all other Gillian groups COMBINED is due to our Thousands and Thousands Of Loyal Members:  Back in August, just before the Yahoo! dot com people permanently deleted all pic attachments that were archived in the MESSAGES sections of the hundreds of Gillian / Scully / X-Files Yahoo! groups, our Group Founder, “Gillianlaphile,” broadcasted over 1,000 messages alerting everyone to the impending doom.  (Similar in scope to what I’m doing now.)

 

A lot of fans didn’t believe him.  Well, it actually happened, just like he said it would.  Now all those messages that used to carry sexy Gillian pic attachments are all empty, mere ghostly images of their former selves.

 

But, luckily, a select group of people DID believe him, and by acting proactively, major disaster was averted.  I’m proud to say that many of  this group’s members and our own Group’s members, as well, acted quickly and uploaded the sexiest pic attachments of Gillian they could find in this and other groups into the PHOTOS section of our premier Gillian Group -- thereby rescuing them from elimination and saving them forever in our Group.

 

Our Group Founder wants to thank your group’s members for all of the sexy Gillian pics you e-mailed to and uploaded into our Gillian Group.  They are ready for viewing right now!

 

Now, let’s talk about that “BIGGEST SECRET” thing.  If you click on our link:

 

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/

 

and then JOIN, you’ll find at the very top of the FILES section an EROTIC, FAN-FICTIONAL NOVELETTE, which has been critically acclaimed as “the best adult literature ever written starring Gillian Anderson.”  Fantastically, other “X-Files” stars are also prominently featured as characters in the 49-page story.  (If compressed down into a simple text file, it’s really only 35 pages.)  Also, Carmen Electra and Cindy Margolis sensuously help to round out the cast.

 

According to our Group’s Database, the Novelette has been downloaded over 25,700 times during the short nine weeks since its release.  (Gillianlaphile, our Group Founder, wrote it exclusively for Gillian Anderson’s 35th birthday, back on August 09th, and sent it out to our thousands of members the day before in a Group-wide e-mail.  And it’s been bouncing around the Internet like ping pong balls in a lottery machine ever since.  In fact, interest is still continuing to grow.)  But to access it, you must be at least 18 years of age.  It is TABOO for anyone younger than college-age to read it.

 

In this Gillian Novelette, the author reveals the BIGGEST SECRET that “The X-Files” people kept hidden from their fans for all these years.  (And, no, it doesn’t have anything to do with such paranoia-inducing concepts as “alien bounty hunters,” or chain-smoking G-men who control all facets of our federal government, or supremely advanced ETs who preposterously need the help of us relatively primitive humans before they’re able to “colonize” our planet.  Puh-leze !!)

 

“The X-Files” BIGGEST SECRET, the one they didn’t want you ever finding out about, is that Chris Carter (who will turn 46 this coming Monday, October 13th) is the real biological father (not just Godfather) of Gillian Anderson’s daughter, Piper Maru, who just finished celebrating her 9th birthday, back on September 25th.  The author of the Gillian Novelette carefully explains how Piper’s conception came about, having taken place during the middle of the very first season of “The X-Files,” and why this led Chris Carter to constantly keeping Gillian “Dana Scully” Anderson completely covered for nine whole seasons under so many layers of clothing -- such as baggy business suits under tent-sized trenchcoats -- in scenes where it was clearly obvious to the viewer that it was very warm and sunny outside.

 

The jealousy factor in Chris Carter’s tortured ego wanted his male viewers to continue misperceiving Gillian as a cold, detached, unapproachable artifice rather than the true, amorous, sexually-volcanic femme fatale she actually is in real life.

 

And from Gillian’s own perspective, this biological bond that she shared with Chris Carter -- over and above the professional one -- is what caused her to decide to remain loyal to him and “The X-Files” during its final two seasons, even though David Duchovny was continually coaxing her to leave with him.

 

Joining our Gillian Group at:

 

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/

 

and then perusing our MESSAGES section, you will also discover that the author of the Gillian Novelette is the only person, out of millions of “X-Files” fans, who knew that David Duchovny accidentally urinated on himself at the beginning of the scene where he sees the tattooed geek, “The Conundrum,” biting into a raw fish in the popular ‘Humbug” episode.

 

He was also the only person to know that, in the same episode, Gillian DID put the live orthoptera insect in her sexy pouty mouth, but immediately and reflexively spat it back out, off-camera, with one of the junior crew members quickly scooping it up off the ground while still alive and mysteriously skulking away with it, never to be heard from again!  As Gillianlaphile explained in one of his eagerly received Group-wide messages:  “Thus, one mystery evolves into another one, par for the course in the surreal realm of  ‘The X-Files.’”  (This quote comes from Message #106.)

 

Touching once again upon the Chris Carter Paternity Issue, our Group Founder has been quoted as saying the following.

 

“Kindly allow me a few minutes, if you will, to predict, practically verbatim, what Gillian Anderson will say if she ever decides to come clean on some talk show or magazine article and finally discuss the truth about Chris Carter -- not her ex-husband, Errol Clyde Klotz -- being the actual biological father of her daughter, Piper Maru.”

 

“With a serious look on her face and a measured cadence to her speech, her rehearsed words will be: ‘Chris and I were deeply in love during the early part of our working together.  And, even though he was married at the time, we made love once and only once.  Our beautiful and precious daughter, Piper, was the wonderful result of that love.  The reason neither of us ever told the media before had nothing to do with trying to keep a secret or living a lie.  The real reason is that we felt it was nobody’s business.’”

 

“I, Gillianlaphile, respectfully counter with, if it’s ‘nobody’s business,’ then why go on record many times with that same media by saying that Chris Carter was merely Piper’s Godfather?  Gillian was so close to telling the truth during each of those dozens of times she mentioned the word ‘Godfather.’  Why start to reveal the truth only to purposely leave it hidden behind a deception?  To me, it seems like Gillian was expertly coached by Chris Carter, himself --  a man who is a proven manipulator at taking a pristine kernel of truth, cloaking it under many layers of cancerous lies, and then getting the gullible masses to gulp it down and believe it religiously.”

 

“I propose that  it’s NOT ‘nobody’s business.’  Instead, it’s Everybody’s Business!  When you’re an actress making more money (not to mention continuous future royalties) from a single week’s episode than the average fan makes in 3 years of busting their hump at their job, then it becomes Everybody’s Business.  After all, each of us pays for that actress’ lifestyle-fit-for-a-Queen each and every time we turn on the TV set and give up our time to watch her show, which of course includes enduring all those dreadful, insipid commercials interspersed throughout!”

 

“These words may seem harsh.  But they’re really not.  They’re borne out of the love that I feel for Gillian.  And I DO love her, more than Chris Carter and David Duchovny ever did and more than Julian Ozanne could ever summon.  I want Gillian to experience that by divulging the truth to her fan base and her feminist/lesbian constituency, they’ll more than likely be of one collective mindset:  So, Chris has been Piper’s daddy all along.  Okay.  Deception forgiven.  Let’s get on with our lives.”

 

“And, Gillian, when you finally DO decide to tell the truth about Piper & Chris, might as well go all the way:  Like your having sex with Chris not just ‘once’ but many times off-and-on since the summer of 1993, with the most recent instance being last year; like your having sex with David over a dozen times while he was still married to Téa Leone; like the ‘butch’ phase of your life (from the summer of 1999 till the winter of 2000/01) which included your  lesbian threesome experimentations with Ellen DeGeneres and her ‘life partner.’  Do a major purging and cleansing.  Just come clean with all of it.”

 

“After all, Gillian, we never expected you to go without sex  those nine years you were on ‘The X-Files,’ while not dating anyone seriously and with no successful relationships to show for all that time.  The fictional Dana Scully could go without sex for seven years before succumbing  to ‘The Itch’ via the man-child Mulder, but that doesn’t mean that you, Gillian, were expected to be able to do the same.”

 

This is Victoria, again, reminding you that we are the “Titanic” of all Gillian groups.  And like James Cameron’s cinematic masterpiece, “Titanic,” was the biggest, greatest and most popular movie in all of Hollywood history, our Group is the biggest, greatest and most popular Gillian group of all time.

 

But we remain diminished without you.  So please, come JOIN us.  You’ll be glad you did.  Promise.

 

See ya there, on board the unsinkable R.M.S. Gillianlaphile!

 

 

 

Victoria Courtesan,

Member

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/

[Must be over 18 to join.]

 

 

 

P.S.         Gillian Leigh Anderson:  “The Truth Is” no longer “Out There.”  It is Within You, and always has been.  After all these years,  it’s time to let it out.  It’s time to free yourself.

 

                Oh, and lest I neglect to mention, Bobby Diaz, our Group Founder ( a/k/a  Gillianlaphile ) has relayed to me that he earnestly wishes he had been blessed with the economic means to travel in the same circles as Julian Ozanne.  If you had gotten together with Bobby, instead of with Julian, you would’ve never had the need to back out of your wedding last month in September and suffer all that embarrassment and gossip about your supposed continued inability to form a successful relationship.  It would have been never-ending bliss for the two of you.

               

                God, how he’d love to cuddle and watch “Titanic” with you for just one evening.

 

                For, you see, Bobby Diaz has cherished you for over a decade.

 

                He still loves you.

 

                And he will ALWAYS unconditionally be in love with you, Gillian.

 

 

 


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#865 From: Veritas Scripta <glandersonic4@...>
Date: Sat Jan 17, 2004 12:23 am
Subject: Gillian Anderson’s SEX-capades with Prince Edward Exposed in EROTIC NOVELETTE !!!
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For you Gillian Anderson fans who like juicy gossip, and especially my British readers, I found out during my investigative research that Gillian is having a torrid affair with the Earl of Wessex, Prince Edward. He’s even taken to buying the evening gowns that she wears whenever they’re seen together, like the flaming red, nearly topless one she wore recently at the Foreign Press Association awards ceremony.

Indubitably, Prince Edward certainly got his money’s worth on that fiery, feline purchase. While seated at the dinner table, as Gillian demurely leaned onto his lap, he couldn’t take his eyes off her low-plunging tunic, which was doubly enticing since the red fabric was actually translucent, thereby enabling the Prince’s royal wandering eye to witness not just Gillian’s erect nipples but also the circular outline of her areolas!! But I dare say, when ISN’T Ms Anderson showing off her nipples with carefree abandon? Hmmm? It’s amazing how her American "X-Files" fans are quickly forgetting that Gillian’s nipples are even bigger and more obvious than Jennifer Aniston’s!

Two of my more serious questions are: What do Julian Ozanne (Gillian’s fiancé) and the Lady of Wessex (the Prince’s wife) think about all of this? and Was Julian merely the stepping stone that Gillian strategically used as her introduction to certain male members of the British Royal Family?

This scandal, which is sure to rock Buckingham Palace to its already crumbling foundation, has remarkably been exclusively exposed in Chapter Five of the Erotic, Fan-Fictional Novelette that I’ll discuss below, and my telephone interviews and email/fax correspondences have collaborated and confirmed it. The really big question: HOW IN THE WORLD DID BOBBY DIAZ, THE AUTHOR, FIND OUT ABOUT IT BEFORE ME?

Greetings and Felicitations, my name is Rita S., and I’m what’s known as a Data Retrieval Specialist Extraordinaire. That’s a fancy title for someone who can acquire any gossip on anyone from anywhere.

Before going any further, I absolutely promise that I’m not trying to sell you anything. I don’t want a penny from you, and you will receive no further correspondence from me. This is the only time you will ever hear from me. Got it? Good.

Going back to what I do for a living, I was recently commissioned an investigative assignment by an extremely wealthy woman, who understandably shall remain anonymous, to locate and retrieve a literary work of art about Gillian Anderson that was making waves for a while on the Internet ever since August of this past year but that had, as of mid-October or thereabouts, gone "underground. " All I was given to go on, as explained to me by my client, was that it was considered by professional literary critics to be "the best adult literature ever written starring Gillian Anderson." In fact, thousands who had read it considered it to be the best adult literature ever written, period!

My job was to find it. I did. I located it at the top of the Message List of the "MSN Groups" site:

http://groups.msn.com/The-Hot-and-Naughty-Gillian-Anderson/ .

In order to access this site, you’ll first need a Hotmail ID, similar to or exactly the same as your Yahoo ID. If you’re anything like the Internet Surfing Sleuth I am, you probably already have both.

The author is a Renaissance Man named Bobby Diaz, and he classifies it as an Erotic, Fan-Fictional Novelette, and gave it the deceptively innocuous-sounding title, "An Enchanting Evening with Gillian Anderson." Apparently, he revised it and made it even better than the first edition. This new, final edition to his Novelette is a 54-page, illustrated and beautifully constructed Microsoft Word document, actually, and as an homage, I’ve taken the liberty of including it as an Attachment to this email.

Before continuing, I have to warn you that the group mentioned is for ADULTS ONLY. If you are not an adult, you will not be allowed to join the group, and you are forbidden to read any part of the attached Novelette. If you are not an adult, you must delete this e-mail and go no further.

Okay. Since I see you’re still here, I’m going to function under the premise that you are actually an adult, in other words, a mature individual who, once in a while, enjoys reading high quality adult literature. If that’s, indeed, the case, then please go right ahead and access the attached Novelette.

My client has already paid me quite well for discretely getting this highly desirable Novelette to her in a full-color, Velo-bound, hardcopy form. Along with being a major shareholder for a women’s magazine publishing company, she’s also an avid collector of fine literary and artistic erotica featuring famous female celebrities. Going the extra kilometre, I also provided my client with another Velo-bound printout of the Text File version of the Erotic Gillian Novelette, which the author also considerately included in the MSN site above. I used font style, "Arial," since it’s almost identical to my middle name, Ariel, and font size, "9." The printout turned out to be just 33 pages, almost the 35 that Bobby Diaz was shooting for while he was writing it. (Gillian’s 35 years old.) I always give my clients little bonuses like that because that makes mine the first name they think of when it’s time to parcel out future assignments.

Like I said, I’ve already gotten paid, so it would be greedy of me to try and make any more money from it. That’s not what I’m about. My assignment was over. That’s why I got back on the Internet, looked up from my research notes this online group of Gillian Anderson fans, and made the Novelette available to all of you for free. There is no cost to you. Like I said above, I don’t want either a dollar or a pound from you.

The only thing that I do politely request is that you share this free gift be Forwarding this email, along with its collectors-item Novelette Attachment, to any other ADULT friends you know of who also like to read and collect fine, high-quality, adult literature. Since we’ve just finished celebrating Christmas, your email "Buddy List" is as up-to-date as it’s probably going to get for the next eleven months. So, it’ll be real easy to simply Forward this email to several people on that list.

Send it to "the guy who has everything." We all know at least one person like that. Or, send it to a "Paris Hilton" kind of girl. We all have at least one Paris-Hilton-wannabe in our lives. Or, send it to someone who, like my client, is a collector of fine erotica. Or, send it to someone as a gag gift, on top of the cool gift you already got them for Christmas. It doesn’t really matter. Just make sure you send it only to ADULTS.

Before bidding you a fond, fare-thee-well forever, I’m also including, just below, a copy of a fax I received from a news-broadcast-fact-checker-gal-pal of mine during my investigative research. It should help to explain Bobby Diaz’s profound abilities to blend fact and fiction into a saucy and addictive amalgam the likes of which I’ve never seen before. To wit, mixed in with the erotic fiction of his Novelette is the real-world fact that Gillian Anderson’s ex-boss, Chris Carter, is the actual biological father of her daughter. While "X-Files" fans ran around like chickens with their heads cut off debating the existence of colonizing aliens for over a decade, Gillian and Chris managed to keep their proceative secret hidden from them and the rest of the inquisitive media. But they couldn’t keep it hidden from Sherlock Diaz!

And if you click into that MSN link I gave above, you’ll also find out what Bobby’s sinfully outrageous thoughts are about such hush-hush subjects as "Visible Bikini Pantylines" and the "Exquisite Art of Female Masturbation." Also included there is his review of Gillian Anderson’s film debut, "The Turning," and her nude scene. Hopefully, she’ll grace us with one more – top, bottom, front AND back, please! – in a future film before she gets much older. Gillian, you have to give the public what it wants. Let us see what you’ve been showing Prince Edward, as of late, in your "secluded rendezvous." I’m sure a lot of Brits would certainly be interested.

Something tells me those smaller documents by the inimitable Bobby Diaz will very soon also become much-sought-after, collectors’ items, just like his Erotic Gillian Novelette proved to be. Who knows? The guy may actually become quite famous someday soon. If you see the bound hardcopies of his writings selling on eBay for hundreds of dollars, you’ll only get an "I Told You So" from me. They’re available right now for free. That’s why I’ve already downloaded and printed up these smaller docs, as well, just in case they suddenly go "underground," again.

Incidentally, I tried contacting him a few days ago at his email address BobbyDiaz@... , but so far he hasn’t replied. I just wanted to express my gratitude, that’s all. Thanks to him, the Christmas gifts I bought on my severely over-extended credit for my friends and family are already completely paid for. Bobby, if you’re reading this, I owe you one.

Well, gotta run. On to my next assignment. This time I get to interview a famous actor. What a hunk! Au revoir.

 

Journalistically yours,

Veritas Scripta, D.R.S.E.

 

 

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fax rec’d 12/19/03

msg. dated 11/13/03

(N.B. The links given in the fax below are not viable; they’re "broken." Please simply refer to the MSN Groups link I gave above. Thanks.)

 

Yahoo! Kills Gillian Group -- But EROTIC NOVELETTE LIVES ON !!

"The Powers That Be" do NOT want you reading the best Erotic Novelette ever written about Gillian Anderson. Why else would they have terminated the absolutely largest Gillian Yahoo! Group that ever existed? Its link used to be given by http:// groups.yahoo.com/group/ the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/ and had achieved a membership total of 9,741, which is larger than ALL other Gillian groups COMBINED !

Back on October 10th, exactly five weeks ago, I e-mailed over a thousand different Gillian / Scully / X-Files Yahoo! Groups inviting their respective members to join our unique Gillian Group and to download their very own copy of the aforementioned Gillian Novelette. Later that same day, a Friday, at approximately 3:30 p.m. EST, Yahoo! kept each of you from accessing this Novelette by maliciously terminating Gillianlaphile’s Yahoo! Group, including his Gillianlaphile @yahoo.com e-mail account.

So, what our resourceful and resilient Group Founder has chosen to do is to align himself with Yahoo!’s biggest competitor: The Microsoft Network. His Gillian Novelette is now located in an MSN Group site. (This is Microsoft Network’s version of Yahoo!’s Groups.) And what’s suitably appropriate is that the Gillian Novelette was originally written as an MS Word document.

A few minutes before Yahoo! pulled the plug on Gillianlaphile’s group, the Gillian Novelette had surpassed a total of 26,100 downloads since its initial release back on August 08th of this year, officially making it THE most popular adult literature ever written about Gillian Anderson. To access it, just click on the MSN link:

http://groups.msn.com/TheHotandNaughtyGillianAnderson/ ,

and then click on the MESSAGES section. That’s where you’ll find it, at the very top of the list.

If you don’t already have one, all you’ll need is a Hotmail account, which is free to sign up for, just like your Yahoo! account was. Please note, however, that like his previous Gillian Yahoo! Group, his new Gillian MSN Group is for ADULTS (i.e., Mature Members) ONLY. You must be 18 or older to join the Group and to access the Gillian Novelette. It is absolutely TABOO for anyone younger than college-age to read it.

In typically spiteful retaliation for what I’m telling you, Yahoo! will most certainly permanently de-activate my "XFiles_Vixen" e-mail account, as well, but there’s no way that they can keep you from accessing this famous and much-talked-about and much-sought-after Gillian Novelette this time around since it’s now located in an MSN Group site !

But, just in case something weird does happen with that site, too, don’t be the only Gillian fan left out in the cold. Quickly -- before the Two-faced Symbols of Authority swoop down from their Ivory Towers -- click on the MSN link:

http://groups.msn.com/TheHotandNaughtyGillianAnderson/ ,

JOIN the Group, click on the MESSAGES section, and then quickly download and save your very own copy of the Gillian Novelette. And if you have a printer, print up a hardcopy and hide it where no one can come along and steal it from you. (Don’t even wait to finish reading this e-mail. Go! Now! Quickly! Click and download! You can always come back to this message later.)

That way, no one can ever take it away from you -- not Yahoo!, not nobody. Yahoo! may like to deceive itself into thinking it can reach out to an MSN group and capriciously terminate it as easily as they can one of their own groups, but the stone-cold truth of the matter is that they cannot, no matter how much they’re pissing in their panties wishing they could. You see, the Microsoft Network is controlled by the world’s richest man, Bill Gates. And he can buy and sell the entire Yahoo! dot com corporation a hundred times over and not even blink!

After downloading your very own copy of the Gillian Novelette from Gillianlaphile’s new MSN Group, please go ahead and post a little message. What do YOU feel about how Yahoo! terminated his huge Gillian Group? What do YOU think about his Erotic Gillian Novelette? Any other thoughts? Or, just say Hello! He’s been feeling down in the dumps ever since 10/10 (and the Yankees losing the World Series didn’t help matters any), and I know he’d love to hear from his former loyal members (over 9,700 of ‘em) and his new MSN ones, as well.

If you’re kinda shy, and instead of posting a public message in his new Gillian MSN Group would rather communicate privately with him, "you" can "reach" him at:

BobbyDiaz@... .

Now, on to other titillating matters. There’s something else that Gillianlaphile has done that’s also become well-known, besides his seminal Erotic Novelette about Gillian.

The Homepage Pic of his previous Yahoo! Group was an original creation and was incontestably THE sexiest pic of Gillian Anderson anywhere on the Internet, anywhere in the print media, or anywhere on TV, stage or screen. It is based on one of the actual photographs -- known as the "Gillian Thong Series" -- taken of Gillian back on March 2001 at a Vanity Fair party, where she’s wearing a navy blue, backless evening gown, designed by Eduardo Lucero, that plunged so low down her backside it allowed her to playfully show off her skimpy thong panties.

Clicking on the link:

http://groups.msn.com/TheHotandNaughtyGillianAnderson/ ,

and then gazing upon the "Homepage Pic of Gillian" page, you’ll see that where Eduardo left off, Gillianlaphile began: He expertly altered the gown to show a heckuvalot more of Gillian’s creamy, alabaster skin. In fact, Gillianlaphile predicts that more and more women’s evening gowns will copy his sexy design in the very near future. If you doubt him, just flip your TV’s remote control to the Univision Network (the foremost Latino broadcasting network, headquartered in northwest Miami, Florida), and take a gander(son) at what the female hostesses on the variety shows are currently wearing (more like NOT wearing!).

Gillianlaphile says that the next logical step for them would be to start purposely exposing parts of their breast areolas and the first inch or two of the cracks of their tushies! In fact, just like Gillian is coquettishly showing in the Homepage Pic!

Thanks to him, Gillian will always be remembered as the celebrity who boldly went where no woman has gone before by taking the next desirable step in evening-gown wear. As a sexy fit and curvy woman, myself, I would never hesitate for even a second to wear a dress like that and strut and pose on a red carpet at some gala event somewhere. Without the slightest doubt, all the flashbulbs would be popping, and all heads -- both male AND female -- would be turned in my direction.

This pic is integrated into the Gillian Novelette as one full-sized image (just above the Disclaimer) and sixteen tiny chapter logos. So, by downloading the Gillian Novelette, you’ll be acquiring the famous pic at the same time! Two for the price of one, and, even better, there is no price. It’s free! All that Gillianlaphile asks is that you share the Gillian Novelette freely with your ADULT friends, colleagues, associates, acquaintances, neighbors, relatives, etc. But, please, ONLY ADULTS !

For those of you who didn’t get a chance to read it, or who inadvertently deleted it from their e-mail Inboxes, at the very bottom of this message I’ve chosen to append a verbatim copy, in its entirety, of my October 10th letter that caused Chris Carter to throw a hissy fit at the Yahoo! dot com people resulting in the permanent termination of Gillianlaphile’s Group.

You see, Chris did NOT want "The Truth" getting "Out There" as to how HE’S THE REAL BIOLOGICAL FATHER OF GILLIAN’S DAUGHTER. Instead, even though he’s a multi-millionaire many times over (thanks to our faithful allegiance to his show all these years), he greedily wants you to continue purchasing his "X-Files" DVDs as they continue being issued and believing in "alien bounty hunters" and things that go "BUMP" in the night. So, he used his media connections on Yahoo!, and Yahoo! being the advertisement-driven, media-whore-monger that it is, it caved.

While on the subject of nonexistent "alien bounty hunters," here’s a pithy quote by Gillianlaphile, taken from the MESSAGES section of his previous Gillian Yahoo! Group.

"Brian Thompson should eschew any continued playing of that role and stick to acting the much more credible part of cross-dressing-‘Silence-of-the-Lambs’-serial-killer copycats, as in his ‘Joe Dirt’ comedic film. Seriously, whenever I’d see him in an ‘X-Files’ episode, his laughably-low-tech, retractable, back-of-the-neck, alien-killing, ice pick, with the human-voiced-sound effect, ‘PHFFTH,’ got me rolling my eyes in boundless disappointment every time."

Gillianlaphile masterfully brings into play other "X-Files" actors into his Gillian Novelette, as well, including David Duchovny, Mitch Pileggi, and the "Pimp of the Paranormal," Chris Carter. Wanna know the horrible thing that’s gonna happen to Mitch’s show, "TARZAN," on the Warner Brothers Network? Well, you’ll just have to click on the MSN link:

http://groups.msn.com/TheHotandNaughtyGillianAnderson/ ,

download the Novelette from the MESSAGES section, and sit comfortably back and voraciously read through its incandescent pages to find out! The scoop is in there somewhere, promise.

As the 9,700+ members of Gillianlaphile’s previous Group will attest, about once a month he would e-mail a Group-wide announcement about some new gossip in Gillian’s life (often including "Letterman"-type jokes about her current fiancé, Julian Ozanne, sent in to him by members), which will form the bulk of the "unauthorized" biography he’s currently writing about her -- slated to be published by Simon & Schuster in early 2005. Here’s the very last one that hit the MESSAGES section just before Yahoo! terminated his Gillian Group back on October 10th.

"Although I’m a dyed-in-the-wool New Yorker residing on The States’ side of ‘the pond,’ I have no less than eight confidential informants based in London who keep me appraised of Gillian’s comings, goings, and overall high-jinks. Four of these work for the media, three are from among her Notting Hill neighbors, and one is a close correspondent who visits with her on a regular basis. It is this mutual friend who has informed me that, due to Gillian’s devastating performance in the London play, ‘What The Night Is For,’ which was forced to shut down a whole two weeks early, back in February of this year, Gillian has been taking acting lessons with one of Britain’s best acting coaches. Gillian is too embarrassed to go to acting classes like a regular person and surround herself with aspiring actors, most of whom are nearly destitute and struggling just to ‘get their (nearly bare) feet in the door.’"

"Gillian is paying this acting coach a lot of money, but methinks it ain’t worth it. With all due respect, if Gillian is considered to be lacking in the thespian skills now, after all these years in front of a camera and recently treading the London boards, just imagine her abysmally woeful ability to evocatively perform back in 1993 when she was starting out on ‘The X-Files.’ And yet, the show succeeded for nine seasons."

"The main reason the show was a hit was because of the constant and innumerable camera close-ups of Gillian’s unusually beautiful face and especially those impossibly full, pouting lips of hers. Gillian pouted her way to fame and fortune for nine whole years. But now she wants to toss aside her time-tested modus operandi and attempt to compete against serious actresses from proven Shakespearean backgrounds? It’s sheer lunacy, I tell ya."

"Gillian should just continue pouting into the camera. Who knows? Maybe she’ll be able to garner yet another TV series out of it, this time perhaps with the BBC instead of with the Fox Network. And for those who erroneously think ‘The X-Files’ success was due primarily to Chris Carter’s Producing/Writing Magic, well, how do you explain his ‘Harsh Realm’ and ‘Lone Gunmen’ abject failures? ANSWER: They were absent Gillian’s close-ups and full, pouty lips!"

"As of late, Gillian has been sporting long, blond hair, but yet, in recent photographs appearing in magazines, she’s obviously trying her darndest to look sternly into the camera lens while sitting and posed decidedly masculine. I gotta ask, What gives, Silly Gilly? Do you want to be viewed as a stereotypical blond, brainless bimbo? Or, do you want to be perceived as a no-nonsense, kick-‘em-in-the-balls lesbian? Make up your mind, already, and finish moving through your transitional phase, because the two are mutually exclusive genres."

"Time is of the essence here; don’t wait too long to make that life-altering decision. After all, you’re already at the age where the only parts you’ll soon be able to get in low-budget films will be ‘Mum-type’ roles. And usually those are minor roles far removed from any realistic hopes of garnering any recognition, let alone winning any significant awards."

"And Gillian, if you want to regain some of your lost recognition, please stop emulating your old lover, Ellen DeGeneres. Now that she’s finally wearing brighter, more feminine colors on her new talk show -- in lieu of all that baggy, gender-neutral black -- it looks like you’ve also taken a shine to neon fuschias and fluorescent lime-greens. I mean, it’s understandable why Ellen’s gotta do it: This is the last attempted comeback that her yo-yo career’s got left. There won’t be anymore. So, she’s gotta make it work this time. (Lucky for her, lesbianism is more socially acceptable today than ever in recorded history. Thus, she doesn’t have to worry about being TKO’ed by that stinging stigma, again.) But, Gillian, by you sporting those garish colors in solidarity, you’re not saying ‘Look at the new Gillian.’ How you’re coming across is, ‘Look at the Ellen D. Wannabe!’"

"Looking for a knockout fashion trend to set that’ll be all your own, Gillian? Seriously, I’m offering this bit of advice to you since I’m in lust with you, and I’ll always be in lust with you. Bring tiny bikini pantylines back into style. Technically, they are considered a fashion-taboo, and definitely should never be seen under silky gowns or dresses, but psycho-sexually speaking, visible pantylines (VPLs) displayed under skintight women’s slacks and especially jeans make 99.99% of all heterosexual men cream their shorts."

"If anyone can successfully bring back the exquisite Art of VPLs, it’s you. (Either you or a world-famous, all-girl band.) Gillian, you could become known as the ‘Pantyline Feline,’ and in the process reacquire the tens of millions of men who -- as I, myself, still do to this very day -- lusted after you during the peak of ‘The X-Files’ years. And as you’re well aware, all this massive global lusting can be parlayed by the right agent and PR firm into mega-deals in the entertainment industry. Just a thought. Just puttin’ it ‘Out There.’"

"Is this all really necessary? Well, you be the judge. To wit, a recent ‘Celebrities : Where Are They Now?’ type poll given on the street corners of midtown Manhattan revealed that only three (3!) out of every one hundred participants remembered that Gillian Anderson played ‘Dana Scully’ on ‘The X-Files.’ (For some obscure reason, about two out of every five thought she was a Country-Western singer!) CONCLUSION: Gillian, you’re slowly fading into oblivion, which I’m sure you don’t want to happen, or why else would you have prompted your agent to work so assiduously in getting you the flurry of magazines you’ve appeared in lately? It’s patently obvious that your unbridled vanity irresistibly commands you to continue posing in front of the camera lens, and that you still love to do so."

"But be mindful of which camera lens you choose. If you do go the route that many are saying you will, that is, narrating your fiancé’s documentaries, the Hollywood and London media moguls will collectively shake their heads and disappointedly view it as your landing the role because you sleep with ‘the boss.’ And that would simply be a shameful extension of your Chris Carter / ‘X-Files’ days. Won’t it?"

"So, Gillian, please, please, please do us all and yourself a really big favor: Lacquer on the high-gloss lipstick and go back to unabashedly pouting those sexy, full lips of yours. They’ll go great with your new sunny, golden mane!"

Bugger me! Hi, it’s Victoria, again. No wonder the folks at Yahoo! played dirty and pulled the rug out from under Gillianlaphile when he wasn’t looking: When it comes to the heady, high-brow game of verbal volleyball, he pulls no punches and lets the blood splatter where it may!

You know, it’s ironic. In the fateful October 10th letter (appended below), I compared Gillianlaphile’s Group to the movie, "Titanic." And I even went as far as to call his Gillian Yahoo! Group "unsinkable." But by Yahoo! terminating his Group, it did, in essence, "sink." When this happened, our Group Founder, figuratively speaking, witnessed his own Group "founder." And yes, afterward, some of his detractors burped, farted, and laughed out loud, as jealous rivals are often wont to do.

But when you think about it, it was actually destiny unfolding majestically. Follow me on this: If the real R.M.S. Titanic ship on its maiden voyage way back on April 1912 hadn’t hit that iceberg and sunk --with approximately 1,500 passengers dying in the process -- more than four generations of students would never have read about it in their history textbooks and novels, and James Cameron would never have created his 1997 cinematic masterpiece about the North Atlantic tragedy. Similarly, by Gillianlaphile’s Group "sinking" -- with over 9,700 former members being summarily dismissed without even so much as a form letter e-mailed to them by Yahoo! explaining why it did what it did -- it has crossed over from the ubiquitously inconsequential (i.e., merely one out of more than three million Yahoo! groups) to the uniquely historical.

Paradoxically, the inconsiderate Yahoo! dot com automatons should actually be thanked for helping Gillianlaphile’s Group, albeit now defunct, achieve legendary status: Online communications will be zipping back and forth as people continue talking about it for many years to come as the singularly sensational Group that Yahoo! had to kill because it had gotten too huge. It had gotten too "Titanic!"

Before signing off, I would like to address the noisy nay-sayers and other player haters who, since October 10th, have been acrimoniously spreading rumors that Gillianlaphile’s Group, The_Hot_and_Naughty_Gillian_Anderson, never existed. Well, I gotta tell ya, there are over 9,700+ former members who would vehemently disagree. It shouldn’t be too hard to find at least one of them in one of the other anemic Gillian Yahoo! groups, most of which have been dying a slow and ugly death ever since "The X-Files" waved sayonara.

But for those who need immediate proof, might I suggest the following? Try, just for fun, to start a Yahoo! group (free, of course) with the name The_Hot_and_Naughty_Gillian_Anderson . You’ll immediately discover that the cyber-nerds at Yahoo! won’t let you. Their reason? They’ll be impulsively guessing that you, yourself, are the one and only Gillianlaphile, and that you’re defiantly attempting to re-activate his former Gillian Group while "hiding" behind a different Yahoo ID.

If you’ve tried sending a message to his Gillianlaphile @yahoo.com e-mail account, you’ve already discovered that it’ll just immediately bounce back to your own Inbox as an "undeliverable message," since Yahoo! permanently de-activated his e-mail account the same day they terminated his Gillian Group. But, just for fun, once again, try to sign up for a new Yahoo! e-mail account (again, free, of course) designated by Gillianlaphile @yahoo.com. The anal-retentive Yahoo! cyber-geeks won’t let you do that, either, because when they terminate with extreme prejudice one of their groups or e-mail accounts, it stays terminated. Therefore, even though neither his Gillian Group nor his Yahoo! Profile ID exist today, prior to October 10th, they both certainly existed. They existed BIG TIME. Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

There is one last thing that unfortunately needs addressing: Those nefarious negativists who unjustifiably played the pedophilia card by wildly and unsubstantially claiming that since Gillianlaphile discloses in his Erotic Novelette that Chris Carter is Piper’s biological father, it irrationally follows suit that Gillianlaphile is a pedophile for even mentioning her name within its pages. Truth be told, if an intelligent person were to actually read the Novelette, s/he would invariably conclude that nothing could be further from the truth.

Here’s the rational refutation. Firstly, Piper’s name is mentioned only in passing during a non-sexually-oriented, polite conversation, while sipping coffee, among the three female characters in the story: Gillian Anderson, Carmen Electra and Cindy Margolis. Secondly, Piper’s name must be mentioned, as it relates to the most important thesis explored: That Chris Carter actually IS her dad in real life.

And thirdly, just because a child’s name is mentioned in passing in an otherwise erotic story does NOT necessarily make the author, nor any of his readers, pedophiles. Granted, Piper’s name might have somewhat less volatilely appeared in a totally-non-sexually-based, biographical article which could have just as carefully explored the same thesis. But I dare say that it would have been downloaded nearly the 26,100 times like the Erotic Novelette has been -- probably not even a hundred times.

Here’s a relevant example. The comedy show, "Mad TV," which, by the way, is broadcasted by the exact same network (Fox) that gave us "The X-Files," loves to do spoofs. During its first season, about eight years ago, it did a spoof on Chris Carter’s "Creation" that was so hilarious I peed my leotard! More recently, two Saturdays ago in fact, "Mad TV" did a spoof on the "PowerPuff Girls," an actual cartoon series currently very popular among prepubescent girls, most of them still basically children.

"Mad TV" renamed them the "PowerSlut Girls." In the short animated skit, one of the PowerSlut Girls makes mention of the fact that she might have drunk too much "ALCOHOL and SPERM," quote – unquote.

Now, for daring to do that, does that make the entire Fox Network and "Mad TV" and its millions of viewers across the country pedophiles simply because something of a child’s affectation was presented within an adult theme? I say, Definitely Not! And most, if not all, reasonably thinking, responsible members of our society would agree. The same reasoning applies to Gillianlaphile, as a frighteningly intelligent, heterosexual man, who prides himself on his cunnilingus and other lovemaking skills (trust me, I know), and to his Erotic Novelette, as an unparalleled literary work of art.

And for those among you who impulsively played that pedophilia card, SHAME ON YOU! Gillianlaphile, as Bobby Diaz, was actually awarded a bronze plaque a few years back for his tireless efforts in Community Watch programs in his area of Queens. Can you say the same?

Yeah, I didn’t think so!

Okay, time to climb down off my soapbox and leave you with these words of encouragement: A new, wondrous era is upon the horizon. Like the Biblical Phoenix ascending from its ashes, Gillianlaphile has already started rebuilding.

You see, two years and two months ago, more than 200 floors from twin buildings unbelievably came crashing down in the city in which he was born and that has served as his home his whole life. He was one of the lucky survivors, and as a permanent, personal memorial has hermetically sealed the torn and concrete-dust-laden clothes he wore on that fateful Tuesday morn in plastic wrapping in his bedroom closet.

Thus, like millions of other New Yorkers, he is quite familiar with the concept of re-building, of intrepidly starting back at square one, looking head-on into the future, and daring to ask, "Is that all you got? Yeah? Well, then, get outta my way!"

Come join us at MSN Groups, so you, too, can get in on the ground floor of all the coming attractions and activities. Come be a part of history in the making.

 

Victoria Courtesan,

Member

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[Must be over 18 to join.]

 

P.S. Quickly now, go get your very own copy of the Erotic Gillian Novelette, but please do NOT reply to this e-mail (although, you should definitely save it as "a keeper"). The vindictive cyber-goons at Yahoo! have already probably de-activated it as their typical way of punishing me for the truthful information I’ve shared with you.

You see, in life sometimes not only individual people and monolithic governments but also down-sizing, stock-depreciating, asset-divesting corporations such as Yahoo! hate when the truth comes out and will do anything in their power to squash it.

Live Long, Prosper, and GO OUT HAVE SOME FUN !!

 

 

APPENDIX:

Verbatim copy, in its entirety, of the October 10th letter that caused Chris Carter to throw a hissy fit at the Yahoo! dot com people resulting in the termination of Gillianlaphile’s Group and e-mail account.

 

The BIGGEST "X-Files" SECRET Ever Exposed -- In EROTIC NOVELETTE !!

 

Hi, my name is Victoria, and I’m a member of the most unique Gillian Anderson Yahoo! Group ever created -- given by the link:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/

-- and which happens to be THE ABSOLUTELY LARGEST GILLIAN ANDERSON YAHOO! GROUP THAT HAS EVER EXISTED, period! Our Homepage Photo, our Group’s exclusive original creation, is the indisputably sexiest pic of Gillian anywhere on the Internet.

The main reason we are bigger than all other Gillian groups COMBINED is due to our Thousands and Thousands Of Loyal Members: Back in August, just before the Yahoo! dot com people permanently deleted all pic attachments that were archived in the MESSAGES sections of the hundreds of Gillian / Scully / X-Files Yahoo! groups, our Group Founder, "Gillianlaphile," broadcasted over 1,000 messages alerting everyone to the impending doom. (Similar in scope to what I’m doing now.)

A lot of fans didn’t believe him. Well, it actually happened, just like he said it would. Now all those messages that used to carry sexy Gillian pic attachments are all empty, mere ghostly images of their former selves.

But, luckily, a select group of people DID believe him, and by acting proactively, major disaster was averted. I’m proud to say that many of this group’s members and our own Group’s members, as well, acted quickly and uploaded the sexiest pic attachments of Gillian they could find in this and other groups into the PHOTOS section of our premier Gillian Group -- thereby rescuing them from elimination and saving them forever in our Group.

Our Group Founder wants to thank your group’s members for all of the sexy Gillian pics you e-mailed to and uploaded into our Gillian Group. They are ready for viewing right now!

Now, let’s talk about that "BIGGEST SECRET" thing. If you click on our link:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/

and then JOIN, you’ll find at the very top of the FILES section an EROTIC, FAN-FICTIONAL NOVELETTE, which has been critically acclaimed as "the best adult literature ever written starring Gillian Anderson." Fantastically, other "X-Files" stars are also prominently featured as characters in the 49-page story. (If compressed down into a simple text file, it’s really only 35 pages.) Also, Carmen Electra and Cindy Margolis sensuously help to round out the cast.

According to our Group’s Database, the Novelette has been downloaded over 25,700 times during the short nine weeks since its release. (Gillianlaphile, our Group Founder, wrote it exclusively for Gillian Anderson’s 35th birthday, back on August 09th, and sent it out to our thousands of members the day before in a Group-wide e-mail. And it’s been bouncing around the Internet like ping pong balls in a lottery machine ever since. In fact, interest is still continuing to grow.) But to access it, you must be at least 18 years of age. It is TABOO for anyone younger than college-age to read it.

In this Gillian Novelette, the author reveals the BIGGEST SECRET that "The X-Files" people kept hidden from their fans for all these years. (And, no, it doesn’t have anything to do with such paranoia-inducing concepts as "alien bounty hunters," or chain-smoking G-men who control all facets of our federal government, or supremely advanced ETs who preposterously need the help of us relatively primitive humans before they’re able to "colonize" our planet. Puh-leze !!)

"The X-Files" BIGGEST SECRET, the one they didn’t want you ever finding out about, is that Chris Carter (who will turn 46 this coming Monday, October 13th) is the real biological father (not just Godfather) of Gillian Anderson’s daughter, Piper Maru, who just finished celebrating her 9th birthday, back on September 25th. The author of the Gillian Novelette carefully explains how Piper’s conception came about, having taken place during the middle of the very first season of "The X-Files," and why this led Chris Carter to constantly keeping Gillian "Dana Scully" Anderson completely covered for nine whole seasons under so many layers of clothing -- such as baggy business suits under tent-sized trenchcoats -- in scenes where it was clearly obvious to the viewer that it was very warm and sunny outside.

The jealousy factor in Chris Carter’s tortured ego wanted his male viewers to continue misperceiving Gillian as a cold, detached, unapproachable artifice rather than the true, amorous, sexually-volcanic femme fatale she actually is in real life.

And from Gillian’s own perspective, this biological bond that she shared with Chris Carter -- over and above the professional one -- is what caused her to decide to remain loyal to him and "The X-Files" during its final two seasons, even though David Duchovny was continually coaxing her to leave with him.

Joining our Gillian Group at:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/

and then perusing our MESSAGES section, you will also discover that the author of the Gillian Novelette is the only person, out of millions of "X-Files" fans, who knew that David Duchovny accidentally urinated on himself at the beginning of the scene where he sees the tattooed geek, "The Conundrum," biting into a raw fish in the popular ‘Humbug" episode.

He was also the only person to know that, in the same episode, Gillian DID put the live orthoptera insect in her sexy pouty mouth, but immediately and reflexively spat it back out, off-camera, with one of the junior crew members quickly scooping it up off the ground while still alive and mysteriously skulking away with it, never to be heard from again! As Gillianlaphile explained in one of his eagerly received Group-wide messages: "Thus, one mystery evolves into another one, par for the course in the surreal realm of ‘The X-Files.’" (This quote comes from Message #106.)

Touching once again upon the Chris Carter Paternity Issue, our Group Founder has been quoted as saying the following.

"Kindly allow me a few minutes, if you will, to predict, practically verbatim, what Gillian Anderson will say if she ever decides to come clean on some talk show or magazine article and finally discuss the truth about Chris Carter -- not her ex-husband, Errol Clyde Klotz -- being the actual biological father of her daughter, Piper Maru."

"With a serious look on her face and a measured cadence to her speech, her rehearsed words will be: ‘Chris and I were deeply in love during the early part of our working together. And, even though he was married at the time, we made love once and only once. Our beautiful and precious daughter, Piper, was the wonderful result of that love. The reason neither of us ever told the media before had nothing to do with trying to keep a secret or living a lie. The real reason is that we felt it was nobody’s business.’"

"I, Gillianlaphile, respectfully counter with, if it’s ‘nobody’s business,’ then why go on record many times with that same media by saying that Chris Carter was merely Piper’s Godfather? Gillian was so close to telling the truth during each of those dozens of times she mentioned the word ‘Godfather.’ Why start to reveal the truth only to purposely leave it hidden behind a deception? To me, it seems like Gillian was expertly coached by Chris Carter, himself -- a man who is a proven manipulator at taking a pristine kernel of truth, cloaking it under many layers of cancerous lies, and then getting the gullible masses to gulp it down and believe it religiously."

"I propose that it’s NOT ‘nobody’s business.’ Instead, it’s Everybody’s Business! When you’re an actress making more money (not to mention continuous future royalties) from a single week’s episode than the average fan makes in 3 years of busting their hump at their job, then it becomes Everybody’s Business. After all, each of us pays for that actress’ lifestyle-fit-for-a-Queen each and every time we turn on the TV set and give up our time to watch her show, which of course includes enduring all those dreadful, insipid commercials interspersed throughout!"

"These words may seem harsh. But they’re really not. They’re borne out of the love that I feel for Gillian. And I DO love her, more than Chris Carter and David Duchovny ever did and more than Julian Ozanne could ever summon. I want Gillian to experience that by divulging the truth to her fan base and her feminist/lesbian constituency, they’ll more than likely be of one collective mindset: So, Chris has been Piper’s daddy all along. Okay. Deception forgiven. Let’s get on with our lives."

"And, Gillian, when you finally DO decide to tell the truth about Piper & Chris, might as well go all the way: Like your having sex with Chris not just ‘once’ but many times off-and-on since the summer of 1993, with the most recent instance being last year; like your having sex with David over a dozen times while he was still married to Téa Leone; like the ‘butch’ phase of your life (from the summer of 1999 till the winter of 2000/01) which included your lesbian threesome experimentations with Ellen DeGeneres and her ‘life partner.’ Do a major purging and cleansing. Just come clean with all of it."

"After all, Gillian, we never expected you to go without sex those nine years you were on ‘The X-Files,’ while not dating anyone seriously and with no successful relationships to show for all that time. The fictional Dana Scully could go without sex for seven years before succumbing to ‘The Itch’ via the man-child Mulder, but that doesn’t mean that you, Gillian, were expected to be able to do the same."

This is Victoria, again, reminding you that we are the "Titanic" of all Gillian groups. And like James Cameron’s cinematic masterpiece, "Titanic," was the biggest, greatest and most popular movie in all of Hollywood history, our Group is the biggest, greatest and most popular Gillian group of all time.

But we remain diminished without you. So please, come JOIN us. You’ll be glad you did. Promise.

See ya there, on board the unsinkable R.M.S. Gillianlaphile!

 

Victoria Courtesan,

Member

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/

[Must be over 18 to join.]

 

P.S. Gillian Leigh Anderson: "The Truth Is" no longer "Out There." It is Within You, and always has been. After all these years, it’s time to let it out. It’s time to free yourself.

Oh, and lest I neglect to mention, Bobby Diaz, our Group Founder ( a/k/a Gillianlaphile ) has relayed to me that he earnestly wishes he had been blessed with the economic means to travel in the same circles as Julian Ozanne. If you had gotten together with Bobby, instead of with Julian, you would’ve never had the need to back out of your wedding last month in September and suffer all that embarrassment and gossip about your supposed continued inability to form a successful relationship. It would have been never-ending bliss for the two of you.

God, how he’d love to cuddle and watch "Titanic" with you for just one evening.

For, you see, Bobby Diaz has cherished you for over a decade.

He still loves you.

And he will ALWAYS unconditionally be in love with you, Gillian.

 


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