BRIDGET THE MIDGET BEGET 5LB.  NUGGET WIDGET!
 
No Nidget, our Bridget the Midget, who did not fidget
when she did beget a 5 lb nugget widget son named Archer.
 
Both 3'5" new mom & 17" baby boy are healthy & doing well!
 
"As soon as we're out of the hospital," Bridget asserted,
"I'm taking him for his first tattoo!"
"Don't get nervous, I'm only kidding," she said,
"I just wanted to see your eyes cross & face pucker up!"
 
All the while as work proceeds on her new reality show
"Midget Memoirs" Produced by
Tom Jennings Productions, and Upside Down Tv