Ahoy to all, and thanks to those on written_stars and DisneysFearlessFemales
for their welcomes!
Many lists ask that we introduce ourselves with a little information, so if
you're interested in hearing about us, read ahead. We are two male lovers, and
if that bothers you, that's your problem. If any list moderator would like us
to leave because of that, they've but to ask us as we wouldn't want to be where
we're not welcome, any way. The younger of us is 30; that's Pirate Turner. We
abhor hunting, considering it to merely be licensed murdering; have no tolerance
for prejudice; and are animal-loving, tree-hugging Pagans. We rescue animals
and have quite the variety, our favorites being cats (our home is currently also
home to 19 of the darlings). Our beliefs tend to come out rather strongly in
our writings.
As for fan fic, we've been writing for over 10 years, but most, if not all,
of our writing is now dedicated to one series, one world, our own tales. It's a
Pirate AU series involving a huge array of fandoms; slash, femmeslash, and het
couples; and tackling heavy topics. Amongst the couples are almost all of our
favorites: PotC's Jack/Will (obviously), Smallville's Clex, X-Men's RoLo,
Charmed's Cole/Piper, Angel's Angel/Cordelia, Generation X's Sean/Emma, Peter
Pan's Smook (Hook/Smee), and a triangle for Jackie Chan/Owen Wilson/Ben Stiller.
There are bound to be others we're not thinking of right now. We have a few
favorite couples who haven't made it into our series, such as Supernatural's
Sam/Dean, Walker's Gage/Sydney, Dawson Creek's Pacey/Andie, and Disney's John
Smith/Pocahontas and Beast/Belle. We have also recently discovered the world of
Magnificent Seven slash; our favorite pairings there so far include Chris/Vin,
Chris/Ezra, and Buck/JD.
Though Labyrinth's Jareth and 10th Kingdom's Wolf do have starring roles in
the fic, do not expect Sarah or Virginia to turn up; we can't stand them. Both
men deserve far better and get far better in the forms of Elvira, Mistress of
the Dark, and her twin sister, Delvira. Unfortunately, they have another
duplicate sister who's evil through and through, but that's in the tale for your
(hopefully) reading pleasure. We also have very little tolerance for Phoebe
Halliwell but try desperately to seperate the character from the reason for that
(her actress, Alyssa Milano, who caused one of the greatest shows in television
history to become screwed beyond repair); Phoebe is in the fic, as is all three
of her sisters, and is paired with Joxer "The Mighty" from Xena: Warrior
Princess. We'd also like to drive a stake through Buffy for the pain she caused
Angel and Spike. To us, Angel and Cordelia belong together, and we've yet to
find a perfect match in any established fandom for Spike. That's why we put our
own Immortal, Oriental Sorceress, Kyna Chan, with him. For more information on
the fic, look to upcoming posts. We hope you'll read it and enjoy it.
For any and all cross-posting you experience, we apologize in advance.
We've been having a great deal of difficulty finding a satisfactory home for our
series and have, therefore, taken a last chance on Yahoo! Groups. That's why
we're sharing the fic with so many lists, but we'll only stay on those that we
receive feedback on and/or get good stories from. There are just so many dead
or dying lists our there that this seems to us to be the only sure fire way of
selecting good lists when we have so little time to spend online. A friendly
word of warning ahead of time. :-)

Pirates Turner & Sparrow

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