ODE TO BB6


First we met Maggie Cappy's dear friend
A nurse and a fireman .. A CBS blend
Destined to be loved indeed by us all
But they didnt know Cappy longed to be tall

Cappie he was a little mean guy
He fed them all ***** baked in a pie
He cooked and he cooked and gave all direction
and the fiendship was made the NH connection

Yes so it began the melding together
The flocking --they were all birds of a feather
They gathered and met and the Mob was created
They didnt know they All soon would be hated

April , Maggie , Cappy and Ivette
Jen and Beau and the fiendship was set
But the public watched and low and BEHOLD
The story yet hasnt been told

How Maggie herself did indeep dump
in Kaysars toliet OH what a big lump
The word Terrorist was used against Kaysar the Great
With those words alone Yvette sealed her fate

Then Cappy was out .. A GREAT DAY FOR ALL
But it made the fiends all sit there and Bawl
And Yvette was the worst with her Cappy poor Cappy
From then on the Fans just called him Crappy

Then America Voted Our wonderful Nation
and fans were all filled with such great Elation
But April the dunce that dirty nose picker
Hold on now the plot it gets thicker

Yes Americas choices made Ole April mad
And then Jen the big liar did something so bad
She listened to Maggie and Kaysar he was out
Jen was a Bitch ... theres is no doubt

Howie was funny and a Jedi Hero
But for what he did he scored a real zero
Yep ...He listened to Maggie the horrible witch
and in the middle he made a big switch

But all is forgiven because Howie he learned
If you listen to Maggie you will get burned
Maggie she was the evilest Player
I cant think of anyone who would want to lay her

Janelle she was the beautiful star
No matter what happened she will go far
We loved and we watched her both night and day
and what a wonderful game our Janey did play

But now it is over and the winner is not worth a mention
All she did was lie and cause true dissention
She treated them all in the house with disdain
and her motives to watchers was so very plain

But those who chose to side with that witch
The gay and the gay and the nose picker and bitch
They will one day see what they did what they are
And Janey will be a big TV STAR