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From time to time I just get very silly and write something daft.
This seems to be one of those times. Mildly inspired by the quite
extraordinary amount of clutter the Victorians kept in their drawing-
rooms.

Summary: Four vampires, one kitten, and what can only be described
as a lot of highly improbable fortuities.
Spoilers: none.
Canon: any.
Statistics: February 2004; 34 KB; 5,449 words.
Content: PG-13

some rough and tumble violence, and bad language, involving a
kitten.