Nancy Grace arrested over Caylee Anthony kidnapping. FBI raided the
offices of the Nancy Grace show yesterday and placed Headline News
Cable TV's Nancy Grace in handcuffs. Grace was arrested regarding
the kidnapping Caylee Anthony. That same evening Nancy Grace's home
was also raided and her twins were taking into protective custody.
The Smoking Pistol website had the all the details of the arrest and
Grace's mug shot on the site. Smoking Pistol reports that the
authorities found a cheap woman's weave made of Cuban human hair
with bad highlights and a phony work permit in the name of Zenida
Gonzales at the residence of Nancy Grace hidden under mounds of Anne
Nicole Smith paraphernalia. The site reports that Nancy Grace was
taken kicking and screaming. She was yelling to her assistant to get
California bounty hunter Leonard Padilla on the line and have him
bail her out as she was led out. Once Grace knew this was a great
moment to get more ratings she screamed at her camera to catch all
the action so she could talk about the arrest for several months to
bored housewives. Casey Anthony's lawyer, Jose Baez, suddenly called
for a news conference and demanded his client be released. He
said "It appears there was a Zenida Gonzales after all. We just
didn't suspect that the mysterious Zenida Gonzales would be Nancy
Grace herself". The Smoking Pistol reports that Nancy Grace had
kidnapped Caylee Anthony so she could create massive ratings for her
own show on Cable TV. Also found at Nancy Grace's residence were
copies of fake birth certificates that were not filled out
and a rolodex of famous celebrities who recently had babies,
including Clay Aiken and Angelina Jolie. Authorities did not offer
any details on the whereabouts of Caylee Anthony, because Nancy
Grace was still being interrogated. The Smoking Pistol documents
that authorities told them that Nancy Grace not only had kidnapped
Caylee Anthony but it was also discovered that Grace was part of an
elaborate baby selling, drug dealing and murder for hire business on
the side besides hosting her show on Cable TV on Headline News. It
was also reported that Grace hired people to protest in front of
Casey Anthony's parents home, to give the case more sense of drama,
but it was reported that Grace was so cheap the protesters had to
pay for their gas to get to Casey's parents home. The FBI started to
suspect Grace was behind many of the cases that she highlighted on
her show when they tailed Drew Peterson, the policeman with the
missing young wife, and photographed Peterson handing Grace an
envelope stuffed with thousand dollar bills at a Bolingbrook
Denny's. That started the whole investigation toward Nancy Grace
being the culprit in many of her most famous cases on her show. The
Smoking Pistol said that the authorities had found records that
showed that Nancy Grace had sold prescription drugs to Howard Stern,
the lawyer for Anne Nicole Smith. Grace was also part owner of the
stripper service in Durham, North Carolina, that Crystal Gail Mangum
worked for when she went to perform for the Duke Lacrosse Team.
Grace had been angered that her girls had been stiffed by the young
men.

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