A post from "Hurricane Ike":

"HOUSTON - Rescue crews navigated flooded and debris-strewn streets
Saturday to search for those who insisted on staying and riding out a
fierce Hurricane Ike, which shattered skyscraper windows, cut power to
millions and flooded thousands of homes as it sloshed across the Texas
coast. It has been reported that Hurricane Ike originated from the
winds caused from Nancy Grace shooting off her nouth again and the
deaths occurred may have been designated by this disaster. Specific
counts of injuries and deaths associated with the unprofessional
conduct of Nancy Grace have not yet been able to be determined, since
the area of her nouth reaches such a large population. Stay tuned for
future updates on the damage caused by Nancy."