No matter how beautiful and smart she may be,
if you're not around her consistently, you'll
soon forget what she looks like--and is--which
may give her trouble when it comes to men.

That is:

Out of Sight + Out of Mind = Cheating.

But I must admit that she is a very lovely Southern Belle
with well-chiseled features and big, beautiful blue eyes.

Perhaps I can somehow work her into my novel,
surreptitiously.