The Twelve Days of Christmas (10/12) – Jenny L- rating G

For disclaimers etc see part 0:

A/N: I heard a weather report today which said that we might be
getting snow in London on Christmas day; somehow snow just sets the
mood – it inspired this.
This is for Helen who came up with the `Pete has' for today and
tomorrow! They are a lot more creative than anything I could have
come up with, thank you.
P.S. This is kind of where I start getting sappy – you have been
warned.

12 Days of Christmas pt 10; Let it snow!

Day 10 – Wednesday 22nd December

***
Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But the fire is so delightful,
And since we've no place to go,
Let is snow, let is snow, let it snow.
***

Jacob took one last quick look around him before entering the office
and surreptitiously slipping the unprepossessing scrap of paper on
the table. He wasn't even supposed to be on base, let alone
participating in this game. His daughter had been surprisingly tight
lipped about the plans the rest of the SGC staff had formulated for
her fiance but it hadn't put a stop to the game. Everyone needed a
way to vent and this was harmless enough.

Walter winked as he accepted the paper and waited for Jacob to leave
before opening it.
`Pete has…death by Ebola anthrax spores.' Nice one Sir, thought
Walter, although how they were going to draw death on the dummy that
was now safely hidden in his locker was another problem. Walter
continued to read. `Pete takes the handkerchief from his top pocket
to wipe his brow before the wedding, he's sweating because he's
nervous about what Jack will do to him. As he wipes his face he
breaths in the spores and drops dead.'

`Sergeant Siler.' Teal'c asked as he entered the room.

`How can I help you Teal'c?'

`I am searching for my son, Ryac. I was informed that you are aware
of everything that occurs on base and that you may be able to locate
him.'

Siler paused for a moment and glanced over to his wrench, almost as
if it had the powers of a crystal ball. `I'm sorry I can't help you.'

`Thank you sergeant.' Teal'c left and Siler removed his crossed
fingers from behind his back. He didn't *know* where the young
lovers were but did have a pretty good guess, giving Ryac the key to
that empty room was kind of  a big hint. Still he had promised that
he would tell no one of their location and he could be the soul of
discretion when he wanted to be.

Siler had worked out what he was going to spend the most of the day
doing, apart from cleaning up after Jay's latest invention that was.
The technicians thoughts turned for a moment to the SGC's most
eccentric man. This morning he had presented a very clever mobile
gadget that would read any text book in any language so that you
didn't have to. Unfortunately Jay hadn't realized that it was all
very well having a machine read the book, someone still had to read
the machine.

Siler's attention was drawn back to his task. It was finally coming
to an end, the betting pool that had been running for eight years;
ever since Sam had invited Jack to an arm wrestle in front of
Ferretti there had been money running on the date of their wedding.
Tomorrow was the last official day that anyone could place a bet
before the winnings were distributed, now somebody had to work out
eight years of dates that had been repeatedly rolled over.

There was now over five thousand dollars in the account that Siler
had set up to keep track of the money – it was just going to be
complicated to work out who had won what. Nobody had bet on either
of them marrying anyone else, or Siler didn't think anybody had
until he came across a piece of paper that was several years old and
that he had totally forgotten about.

***
It doesn't show signs of stopping,
And I brought some corn for popping:
The lights are turned down low,
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
***

The snow flakes were gently falling as Sam pulled into the parking
lot of the shopping mall. In all the preparations for the wedding
Sam had managed to forget her Christmas shopping and was now
stealing out at the last minute to fight the Christmas crowds. Also
if she was honest going out gave her a break from Pete who was at
home. Somehow she just couldn't stop imagining the list of things
actually happening to him.

Sam's first reaction to the game had been to get angry but she
hadn't been able to keep it up for long. The SGC personnel were
totally loyal to Jack, as he was to them. They wouldn't give up on
him in anything and they saw her as his girl. It was kinda nice to
know that they would stick by him in anything.

The first store she was heading for was the outdoor shop where she
was hoping to find some inspiration about what to get for Jack. She
knew that for Daniel she would get a book and for Teal a new hat, he
former CO was much harder. The gift had to mean something but it
couldn't mean too much. Over the years they had been very careful
about that. She still had all the astronomy books Jack had given her
carefully hidden in her bedside cabinet, the inscriptions inside
them read and re-read many times over the years.

On the way through the mall Sam glanced idly through the window of
the shop and saw something perfect. It was a cream cloak made of
pure wool and it would look amazing with her wedding dress.

Sam stepped inside the smart boutique and went to the rail where the
cloak was hanging on a peg. At just the same time that Sam reached
for it another female hand shot out and beat her to it.

`Oh I'm sorry.' Said Sam before she looked into the eyes of the
other woman.

`This is going to sound strange but I could swear that I know you.'
The woman stared hard at Sam who had turned an interesting shade of
white when they had made eye contact.

`Sara.' Sam managed to get out without sounding too shaken up. `It's
Colonel Carter. I work with your husband.'

`Ex-husband. I'm getting married to someone else next month, it's
why I wanted the cloak, wedding dresses are fantastic but the
designers tend to forget that you have to stand outside the church,
even in winter. But what am I saying, you know all about getting
married in winter, it's close now isn't it?' Sara chatted happily,
pleased to get a chance to talk to this woman who meant so much to
Jack, and glad that they could meet in better circumstances than the
last time.

`Two days, Christmas eve. You're getting married again?' Sam
couldn't resist the question.

`To a wonderful man, he's assistant principal at the high school.'
She smiled and Sam could see how happy she was.

`But what about Jack? What about the phone calls to him? I heard him
tell you that he loved you.' The loyal second in command part of Sam
was already squaring up for a fight, prepared to defend the man who
meant so much to her.

`Jack always does that when he's drunk, it doesn't mean……' Sara
looked again at Sam. `But you thought?' Suddenly the proverbial
light switched on in Sara's mind. `I think we need to talk – lets go
get coffee.'

All thoughts of Christmas shopping left Sam's head as she followed
Sara to Starbucks, aware that this was one bizarre meeting. As soon
as the two women - who looked so similar but were so different -
were seated Sara began to talk again.

`Jack phones me when he gets drunk and depressed. I learnt how to
deal with his moods when we were married and I know how to talk him
down. But it doesn't mean anything, we really are over and you know
how I know?' Sam shook her head, too stunned to speak and feeling a
little nauseous. `Because the first time he rang me up it was when
his newest second in command had fallen for some guy called Narim.
At that time he didn't want to talk about his feelings but over the
years he accepted that we both knew that he loved you.'

`What? You must be wrong.'

`And both of you are too good at denial.'

`But he was trying to send you flowers, white Orchids?' Sam was
trying to control her wildly spinning head.

`They were my favourite. Every time he was sent off on a mission he
would send them as a sort of apology for not being there. It's just
a tradition between the two of us.' Sara leant over the table and
squeezed the younger woman's hand. `Sam, I hope you don't mind if I
call you that, if you love Pete then what I've said shouldn't mean
anything and you should get married with a clear conscience. But if
you have any feelings for Jack then you owe it to yourself to at
least try it, because god knows the man has been through enough and
he deserves a second chance at happiness.'

***
When we finally say good night,
How I'll hate going out in the storm;
But if you really hold me tight,
All the way home I'll be warm.
***

`Did you have a good night O'Neill?'

`It was fine thanks Thor, although I can't claim that I'm not
missing a mattress.'

The grey alien shook his head and continued to fly the ship as Jack
watched him. Yesterday had been amazing. After beaming Jack and all
the other SGC personnel on board Thor had blown up Ba'al and his
entire fleet in seconds. He had even let Jack press the button,
something the general had greatly enjoyed.

`I apologize O'Neill that it took me so long to retrieve you
yesterday – we had to ensure that we had identified all the SGC
personnel present.'

`Don't apologize, you got me out, I'm grateful. But I do have one
question?'

`Go ahead' Thor intoned.

`Not that I mind you blowing Ba'al up but don't you usually refrain
from interfering with the Goual'd.'

`Normally yes. However, to use a Tauri phase, Ba'al was becoming a
pain in the.. .' Thor glanced briefly at O'Neill. `Neck. O'Neill I
have heard something most unusual from some of your team members. We
had understood that a wedding on Earth was a great occasion for
family and friends, yet you did not wish to be present at the
wedding of Colonel Carter. Although we had hoped that you and she
would pair up we believed that you were her friend and would be
present to support her.'

`It's complicated.'

`Humans are a strange race. If you do not want to be present at the
wedding why do you not attempt to prevent it?'

Jack took a good long look and the alien he had come to see as one
of his best friends.

`So how long will it take for this ship to get us home?'

`At this speed, three of your days. Would you like me to go faster?'

Jack thought for a second, tempted to say yes but knowing he
couldn't. What could he do? Rush down the aisle as they ask `speak
now or forever hold your peace' and declare his feelings, then have
her reject him for her Mr Potato head look-a-like.

***
The fire is slowly dying,
And, my dear, we're still good-bye-ing,
But as long as you love me so.
Let it snow, let is snow, let it snow.
***

The snow had being falling since early afternoon leaving everything
covered in white. It had stopped now but the night was clear and it
was so cold that Jennifer could see her breath on the air as she
approached Paul's front door.

It was now or never. With every step she took towards the blue door
her stomach started to roll just a little more. The footprints she
had left on the snow covered path were footprints that seemed to be
leading away from her sanity.

Finally she was there. Standing on the porch, close enough to ring
the bell. She pressed the button and heard the corresponding ring
from inside the house. She had a strong temptation to duck behind
the fence and pretend she wasn't there but Hailey resisted. She had
to do this. Finally someone walked towards the door and it creaked
open, letting out shafts of warm, yellow light.

`Jen?' Paul asked. `What are you doing here?'

Hailey had had a whole speech prepared, ready to discuss her
feelings at length, but in the event there was only one thing that
she could do. She took a deep breath, leaned forward and kissed
Davis square on the mouth.

After a shaky start the kiss got better and better. Jen lifted her
arms around his neck and Paul wrapped her in his embrace, trying to
protect her from the cold outside. Finally they broke apart.

`What was that for?'

`Because I love you.'

For a moment Paul couldn't process her response and then a wide grin
slid across his face. `I love you to.' And he stepped aside to let
her enter his house, a place he had a feeling she was going to be
spending a lot of her future off duty time.

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The Twelve Days of Christmas (9/12) – Jenny L- rating G

For disclaimers etc see part 0:

A/N: For all those people who are bugging me about happy things
happening I promise that things will start to look up….

12 Days of Christmas pt 9; Blue Christmas

Day 9 – Tuesday 21st December 2004

***
I'll have a blue Christmas without you;
I'll be so blue thinking about you.
***

Something funny was going on, Sam knew that, she just couldn't put
her finger on exactly what was happening. Although she was
officially on leave she had stopped by the base to get the last few
things organized. Cassie and her had been on an emergency shopping
trip yesterday and had managed to find a dress that Sam could get
married in without dying of embarrassment, so all that was left were
really tiny details that didn't really matter.

Everywhere Sam went somebody scuttled out of her way or tried to
look at her without actually looking at her. Finally Sam got fed up
and marched into the office that Walter and Siler shared.

`Right!' she demanded in her best command voice. `What is going on?'
Both of the men jumped to their feet and looked at her nervously.
They, like everybody else on base, had been sworn to secrecy about
Jack's capture, none of SG1 was allowed to find out until the day
after the ceremony. An order Jack had given before he left to ensure
that he wasn't able to ruin Sam's wedding.

`Nothing ma'am.' Walter stammered.

`So what is the piece of paper that you are holding behind your
back?' Walter jumped, the paper contained the orders for the SGC
team that was going to the planet where Jack had been captured. `And
what on earth is that?'

Siler turned to see what Colonel Carter was staring at.
Unfortunately it happened to be the life size doll that every one
had been pretending was Pete for the `Pete has' game. It was also
unfortunate that the list of all the medical conditions that Pete
had been given was pinned to the doll's chest, a list that contained
the names of everyone who had contributed.

Sam was very silent whilst she read the list, a very bad sign. Then
she turned on her heel and exited the room quickly, her face
expressionless.

`Well it could have been worse.' Commented Siler. `She could have
found out that the General was missing, if she had then the wedding
would have been off and O'Neill would have demoted us both to air
men.'

`I don't know, I think someone should tell her.'

Siler shrugged. `Maybe, but even her father agreed with the order
and we know he doesn't like Pete. The wedding is to go on whatever
happens, O'Neill was very specific that he didn't want to be the
reason that she didn't make it to the altar.'

`How is it that the two of them can save the lives of everyone on
the planet but can't manage to sort out their own?' Walter left the
question hanging, it was something no one involved with the Stargate
had ever been able to answer.

***
Decorations of red
On a green Christmas tree
***

`Are you a man or a mouse?' Hailey asked herself and came back with
the answer, `neither, I'm a woman.'

After yesterday's revelations about her true feelings she had been
talking herself round in circles and had finally come to the
conclusion that if she wanted the man of her dreams, (and no she
couldn't believe that the man of her dreams turned out to be middle
aged with a slightly receding hairline either) then she was going to
have to fight for him.

Unfortunately the fight started with telling Paul how she really
felt and that was a bit difficult when the man in question had
decided to leave the base early. Getting his home address wasn't too
difficult; she was very good with computers and also at sweet
talking the sergeant who looked after the personal records.  The
problem proved to be with her immediate superior who demanded the
reports that Jen hadn't quite finished when she had left early on
Friday to buy an outfit for the karoke on Saturday. It was going to
take the rest of the day and most of the evening to get them done to
the high standard that she expected of herself therefore she
admitted, with a small sigh of relief, the fight for her man was
going to begin tomorrow.

***
Won't mean a thing if
You're not here with me
***

Daniel was concerned that there was something going on. He had
wanted to speak to Jack when he made his regular contact but him and
Teal'c had both been distracted by marines with a very poor excuse.

Leaving the gate room Daniel made his was to the gate power room
where he had been informed that Siler was working. Daniel was the
nominee for the day's Pete has and he had come up with what he
thought was a *really* good one.

`Pete has….. chicken pox.' Daniel said to himself. `He wakes up on
the morning of the wedding all red and splotchy and itchy,
especially itchy.' Daniel emphasized, the last time he had been
stuck in the infirmary he had done a project on the history of the
disease tracing it all the way back to Egyptian times. Siler
wouldn't want all of the detail, after nine years at the SGC he had
finally worked out that not everyone was as interested in his
research as he was. Still they could add red spots to the black
splodges on the dummy which everyone was beginning to agree needed a
bit more color.

Daniel reached the doors of the power room; the muffled sounds
coming from behind the door seemed to confirm Siler's presence, at
least until Daniel opened the door. Ryac and Karyn were once again
making out, completely oblivious to the rest of the world. Daniel
made a mental note to tell Walter, he was getting closer to his
guess of the young lovers being caught 8 times before Christmas.
Then Daniel coughed loudly.

`Dr Jackson!' Ryac exclaimed, releasing his wife who hastily wiped
her mouth.

`I'm sorry, it's just…' Karyn tailed off and looked at Ryac.

`You can tell him.' Ryac faced Daniel. `My father has locked us from
our room during daylight hours. He claimed it was to teach us
restraint.' The way that Ryac said it with such a petulant voice
reminded Daniel of just how young he actually was.

Karyn left Daniel alone with Ryac who had indicated that he wished
to talk alone.

`Dr Jackson, I asked this question to O'Neill not long ago and he
suggested I speak to my father. That conversation did not go as I
had intended. I wish to ask you the same question.'

`I'll do my best Ryac, but I can't promise anything.'

`How can I ensure that Karyn enjoys `marriage' as much as I do?'
Ryac raised an eyebrow and Daniel had to fight the urge to laugh.
One day he had been as naive as Ryac.

`Come with me.' Daniel said and led Ryac off to a place where they
could talk without being over heard.

***
I'll have a blue Christmas, that's certain;
And when that blue heartache starts hurting.
***

A headache was starting to pound at the temples of his head. The
words on the page in front of him were blurring and the voice of the
other person involved in the phone conversation with Major Paul
Davis was becoming progressively less clear although Paul got the
general idea.

He had spent most of the day locked up in a secret room trying to
inform higher powers of what the consequences of Jack O'Neill's
capture could be. Loosing a general wasn't something the US took
lightly, especially when the general in question had saved the
planet several times. In an effort to keep SG1 off the scent of
Jack's problem everyone had been told that Paul had gone home early,
if anyone had seen him working that hard they would have been
suspicious as he was supposed to be retiring in two days time.

Replacing the handset of the red phone Paul took a moment to recline
in his chair and rest his head. Opening the top drawer of the desk
he extracted a packet of aspirin and swallowed them with a gulp of
water. This wasn't his office but Paul had known there would be pain
killers in the desk, any officer who had anything to do with the SGC
also had something to combat a headache easily at hand.

Closing the top drawer again Paul noticed the present that he had
for Hailey, a present that had been hastily shoved in a drawer when
he had been shown in to this room and apprised of the situation a
good ten hours earlier. The package that was wrapped in gold paper
contained a hand carved wooden photo frame that had every one of the
stargate co-ordinates lovingly etched into it. Paul knew the frame
was hand carved because he had done it himself.

The photo inside frame was the world as seen from space, it was
supposed to represent what he wanted to give to her – the world.
Paul had almost written that on her Christmas card but on saying it
out loud he had winced at how soppy it had sounded. An air force
officer couldn't write that, especially not to a woman who was
supposed to only be one of his juniors and mean nothing special to
him.

***
You'll be doing all right
With your Christmas of white,
But I'll have a blue, blue Christmas.
***

Despite Ba'al's earlier promise that Jack would die instantly and
without hope of a sarcophagus nothing had materialized. Jack, along
with most of the negotiating team, had been ringed aboard Ba'al's
ship and thrust into a cell. The jaffa had seemed ready to bring him
before their god for his immediate death when an alarm had gone off
and the humans had been instantly forgotten.

Now, twenty four hours later, the alarms had stopped ringing and the
jaffa warriors were back.

`You!' They pointed at Jack. `Come with us. Kree!' Jack was
physically lifted to his feet and pushed along the corridors with a
staff weapon rammed into his back. It seemed like Ba'al had finally
learned his lesson and Jack was surrounded by far more force than
even he could fight.

On entering the control room of the ship Jack was immediately hit
with a powerful blast from a hand device that sent him sliding
across the floor of the room. Reaching the opposite wall Jack was
pinned against it, much like he had been the last time he was
Ba'al's guest.

`I see you are still using the same old toys. It is really past time
that your scientists came up with something new.'

`Silence!'

`Ba'al really. Have you ever known me to be silent around you?' Jack
grinned, it had become an automatic reaction to be sarcastic around
this particular false god.

`Sometimes O'Neill you really try my patience. I should have done
this yesterday, unfortunately we were distracted by an Asguard ship.
Luckily we managed to convince them that we weren't up to anything
that we shouldn't be. They are stupid.'

`Not as stupid as you.' Jack just couldn't resist adding. Anything
to keep Ba'al's mind off killing him.

`Enough! It is time. I am going to take great pleasure in doing
this.' Ba'al stretched out the arm that held the hand device in
Jack's direction and Jack instinctively closed his eyes waiting for
a painful jolt that never arrived. Instead Jack found himself
slumped on a cold, grey/blue floor.

`Thor buddy! It took you long enough.'

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The Twelve Days of Christmas (8/12) – Jenny L- rating G

For disclaimers etc see part 0:


A/N: I couldn't let a whole fic pass without at least a mention of
Jonas… Becky was the nurse he was trying to chat up in season 6 – I
totally forget which episode it was in but I remember it was good
because I know I watched it many, many times.
Also Michelle I'm guessing that you might have seen the end of this
chapter coming…. But thank you anyway for all the feedback this part
is for you.

12 Days of Christmas pt 8; Deck the Halls

Day 8 – Monday 20th December 2004

***
Deck the hall with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
***

The santa hat that Teal'c had been gifted sat atop his head, looking
somewhat out of place, but he did not wish to offend Daniel who had
donated the present and assured him that it was traditional to wear
it. After nine years even Teal'c knew a practical joke when he was
the butt of one, however it seemed to make the SGC staff respond to
him differently and he felt that if he was ever to have a chance of
living off the base then he should learn to appreciate all the
foibles of the human character.

Teal'c's final destination was the infirmary where he was to pick up
the day's `Pete has' from nurse Becky Rush, who had just returned
from an extended visit to Kelowna, a visit where she had spent a
great deal of time with Jonas Quinn. She had assured everyone that
he was very well and promised to take all of their good wishes back
when she returned to Kelowna in the new year.

`Pete has…..' Becky glanced around the infirmary until her eyes
lighted on a particularly embarrassed looking young
airman. `Inflammed nipples, god only knows what he was doing with
them, but they were so painful that he couldn't get his tux on and
so like the gentleman he isn't, he asked Jack to step in for him so
she could marry the man she was meant to be with.'

`I will add your suggestion to the list, Lieutenant Rush'

`Teal'c you can call me Becky, Jonas does and hopefully I won't be a
Lieutenant much longer.'

`You are resigning from the airforce?' Teal'c looked down at the
young woman.

`Not exactly.' Becky gazed at Teal'c, her eyes shining. `Jonas asked
me to marry him and move to Kelowna. I just have to wait until the
General gets back from his mission to see if I can get permission.'

`Congratulations. Jonas Quinn is a very fortunate man.'

***
Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
***

It looked like a blamanche. A giant, peach, blamanche. That was the
only way that Sam could describe the wedding dress that had arrived
on her doorstep only an hour earlier. It did not resemble the
elegant, pale, blue, silk gown that she had tried on in the shop and
that she had paid a fortune for. The monstrosity that had arrived
was a size 16, peach horror. She had spent the last hour on the
phone to the shop where an assistant had politely assured her that
what had been delivered was what she had ordered and they had the
signed order form to prove it.

Sam had become progressively angrier with the woman who had a
ridiculously chirpy voice and had had to restrain herself from
threatening to use a Goual'd hand device. The conversation had
finally ended when the shop assistant had hung up the phone saying
that just because Sam didn't like the dress she had ordered she had
paid for it and was stuck with it, and no they couldn't do another
one this close to Christmas.

On a whim Sam had stepped into what had been delivered, hoping that
maybe it wouldn't look quite so awful when she had it on. It didn't
look as awful as it had in the bag, it looked worse. So now she was
sitting on the floor surrounded by a sea of peach taffeta and lace,
her head in her hands, crying her eyes out.  She raised her tear
stained face to the ceiling,

`What the hell am I doing?'

***
Troll the ancient yuletide carol
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the blazing yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
***

Jennifer Hailey was back at work today, it was the week before
Christmas, she didn't have any off world missions, and the
atmosphere around the base was fantastic. Unfortunately she couldn't
bring herself to join in with the Christmas spirit. Yesterday's
conversation with Davis weighed heavily on her mind.

`I mean it would be really bad if we did do anything.' She had said
and he had replied far too quickly for Jen's liking. He was
obviously relieved that nothing had happened or would ever happen
between them. At first Jen had tried to fool herself that his lack
of feelings were a good thing but she had known that it was all a
lie the minute she had shut the door on him.

Therefore Hailey had resorted to an old tactic for dealing with her
unrequited feelings, it involved delving into the many stationery
cupboards that had suddenly appeared around the SGC. Sometimes being
in love was a pain in the ass and she was in love. Totally,
hopelessly, toe curlingly, in love with Paul Davis and probably had
been since he had kissed her last Christmas.

***
Strike the harp and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of yuletide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
***

After finding his daughter taking the unusual action of crying her
eyes out on her living room floor, Jacob called in the cavalry which
consisted of Cassie and Clare who were helping out with the wedding
and then he had retreated to a safe distance. Namely the bar of the
hotel that George Hammond was staying in.

`She was crying George. My daughter never cries, especially not over
men. I don't know if I can let her go through with this.'

`If you try and stop her Jacob she'll only resent you. She is an
intelligent woman she knows what she is doing, and maybe we have all
misjudged Shanahan. Your son certaintly likes him.' Hammond
commented.

`As much as I love my son he is an idiot when it comes to his
sister. He just can't see past the fact that Pete isn't military,
somehow Mark thinks Sam won't be happy until she is done with the
air force and Pete is a step in the right direction. Anyway I can't
believe that you are defending Pete, do you think I don't know about
the special executive order you have had in the top drawer of your
desk incase they ever came to see you.' Jacob eyeballed his friend
as George choked on his coffee.

`How did you know? No, on second thoughts I don't want the answer to
that. Sometimes I wish I had told them about it, it might have been
a push in the right direction.' A sigh of regret escaped Hammond.

`Why didn't you?' Jacob asked.

`The president expressly prohibited it. He said that he really
couldn't be seen to be interfering in the love lives of his officers
however much he wanted to and that the existence of the order went
far enough. They had to come forward on their own for me to be
allowed to do anything. It's a testament to the strength of the
belief that one of the first things the new president did in
relation to the stargate was to renew the order. It's ironic but I
think it was Kinsey with all his accusations that persuaded the
president that the relationship would be worth holding on to.'

`I look at Mark's kids, how happy he is with is family and that is
all I want for Sam, but I don't think Pete can give her that.'

Hammond smiled, thinking of his own grandkids. `Every time I see my
grand daughters I think of Jack and Sam with a few of their own
running around. They would make such good parents, whatever they
believe their faults are.'

George finished his coffee and looked again at Jacob. `I'll make you
a promise Jacob. I will try and talk to Jack again before the
wedding; he is the key to this, if he would only believe that he was
good enough for Sam. I don't know that it will do any good, but with
Jack away I guess it can't hurt and somebody needs to do something
other than make up horrible ways that Pete could forfeit the
wedding.'

***
Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
***

Jay Felger was working his way through SG1 in his quest to come up
with a world changing invention. After failing miserably to do
anything useful for Sam or Jack his next invention was aimed at the
brilliant but forgetful mind, such as that of Daniel Jackson.

Felger, along with everyone else on the base, knew that Daniel
Jackson could single handedly come up with a plan that would defeat
a Goual'd and yet when it came to locating his glasses (which were
invariable on top of his head) or finding his keys (usually in the
pocket of yesterday's trousers) he was hopeless. There was little
Jay could offer in the way of helping with the glasses short of
tying them around Dr Jackson's neck, a solution General O'Neill had
suggested on occasion, therefore Jay had worked on the disappearing
keys.

After a great deal of thought and fidgeting with his own keys, much
to the annoyance of the other people who worked in his lab, Jay had
come up with the perfect answer. To not loose the keys they needed
to always be in the same place, so you would always know where they
were. At first he considered permanently implanting them onto the
body but apart from being painful and a little unhygienic it would
be hard to attach them to the appendages that were at the right
height of the lock on the door, the lock that was just below the
door handle. The only other place that the keys could be permanently
attached and still be able to open the door was to the door itself
and so Jay had come up with a simple system of a titanium (therefore
unbreakable) key chain, attached to a naquada plate that could be
super glued to the door, next to the lock.

`So what do you think?' Jay asked as Chloe used the keys that had
been glued to the office door.

`Well I will never loose the keys' Chloe said softly, trying to let
Jay who had been through so many disappointments in the last few
days, down gently. `But unfortunately I think that anyone who wants
to break in is also going to think that this is a wonderful
invention.'

***
Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
***

The planet that Jack had gated to yesterday looked pretty much like
many of the other planets he had visited. There were trees, the odd
stream and not much else. The visiting Jaffa had been friendly
enough and seemed keen enough to do whatever they could help leaving
Jack with a good feeling, it would be nice to finally wipe that smug
smile off Ba'al's face.

After breakfast, `US air force rations – delicious!' thought Jack,
somewhat sardonically, the talks were to begin in earnest. The
general had been politely but firmly informed by the leader of the
negotiating team that he was there to look pretty but say nothing
unless directly asked. Every one had heard about Jack's
famous `diplomacy.'

By the equivalent of ten am earth time the debate was getting on to
the finer points of how many weapons the Tauri would or rather
wouldn't give the rebels, the negotiations going better than anyone
had expected. Jack began to worry that his desire to miss Christmas
might have been a vain hope.

It was a surprise therefore when the supposedly friendly rebel jaffa
all pulled out cloaked staff weapons and aimed them at the unarmed
negotiating team who were lifted out of their chairs and pushed to
the floor.

`Kneel before your god.' The jaffa demanded and Jack had a sinking
feeling in the pit of his stomach, he instinctively knew who was
going to be the next person to come through the door of the tent
even before the flap opened.

`O'Neill. We meet again.'

`Ahh Ba'al. Ya know me, never one to give up on an old acquaintance.
So what is it going to be this time, the poison or the knives?'

`As much as you amuse me, human, this time I will take no chances.
Your fate will be death, permanent death without the hope of a
sarcophagus.'

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The Twelve Days of Christmas (7/12) – Jenny L- rating G

For disclaimers etc see part 0:


A/N: This is dedicated to my little brother, who although he will
probably never read this, has just been offered a place to study
maths at Oxford Uni next year. Congrats little bro! I'm so proud of
you.

12 Days of Christmas pt 7; I'll be home for Christmas

Day 7 – Sunday 19th December


***
I'll be home for Christmas
You can count on me
***

`Uh, hi sir.' Jennifer Hailey opened her front door.

`How are you feeling this morning?' Paul gave a cheery smile, noting
the dark smudges under Jen's eyes and the way her pallor was
interesting shade of green.

`Fine sir.' Hailey winced at the movement of her head. Never again
she swore, never again was she going to drink so much, however
pretty the cocktails looked.

`That's good. I just wanted to check that you were still alive.'
Davis smiled.

`Sir. Did anything, uh happen last night. I mean I know you took me
home but the rest is sort of fuzzy.' When her alarm had gone off
that morning Jen had had recollections of half a dream where Davis
had told her that he loved her but she couldn't work out what was
real.

`Relax Jen.' Paul smiled. `We didn't do anything.'

`That's good. I mean it would be really bad if we did do anything,
what with you being a senior and all.'

`Yeah, it would be a bad thing Hailey.' Paul agreed with little
enthusiasm, noting how relieved she seemed that nothing had
happened. It had been stupid to imagine that she might return his
feelings; he really did have nothing to offer her. `I'll see you at
work tomorrow.'

Jen shut her door to Paul and stumbled back to bed before she was
sick all over her carpet. `Ah well', she thought, it had been a nice
dream it was just a shame about the reality. Maybe someday in the
future, the very distant future, she would meet a guy who really
would fall in love with her.

***
Please have snow
And mistletoe
And presents `neath the tree
***

Daniel was finishing up wrapping all his Christmas presents so they
could be delivered before Jack left today for the jaffa home world.
For Teal'c there was a book on the rules of ice hockey, a sport that
he was slowly becoming interested in at Jack's prompting. Daniel had
bought Jack a new fishing rod, he was one of the few people who knew
that Jack was retiring and was intending to spend a lot of time at
the cabin.  Daniel had purchased the more expensive gift, hoping in
some way to try and make up for the fact that Sam was marrying Pete.

Sam's gift had been the hardest to choose. Things had been slightly
awkward between them ever since she had announced that she was
marrying Pete and the temptation had been just to buy a bland
wedding gift such as a vase or a toaster. However Daniel had stopped
himself, Sam was one of his best friends and whether or not he
thought she was making a mistake she deserved more from him. In the
end he had been online and found a collection of the so
called `greatest sci-fi movies ever'. Daniel knew that Sam enjoyed
watching them to see if they ever got it anywhere near right and
that was a small way that she could share her job with her fiancee.

***
Christmas Eve will find me
Where the love light gleams
I'll be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams
***

Jack packed the last item, his sun glasses, in the top of his kit
bag, fastened it, and placed it on the floor. As part of the
negotiating team he would be away for two weeks, by the end of which
time his retirement papers would hopefully have been processed and
Carter would be on honeymoon so he wouldn't have to see her.
Eventually he knew they were going to meet, but he hoped that by
giving himself a little more time he would be better able to accept
the marriage.

The negotiations with the rebel jaffa were an exciting development
after the previous alliance had broken down. This time the jaffa
were a group that worked for Ba'al and had no connections with
Teal'c or anyone else he knew. They had approached SG-3 who had been
off world, at first the SG team were deeply suspicious that this was
another trap from Ba'al but over the last month everything had
checked out and Jack had decided that the group was legitimate. It
would be nice to have some of their jaffa allies back and it would
definitely be a help when the inevitable confrontation with Ba'al
occurred.

Finally Jack was finished and ready to go. He had already said his
goodbyes to everyone, including Sam to whom he had wished a happy
marriage. He was therefore surprised to see her standing in the gate
room, waiting for him to depart, especially as she was on leave to
give her time to prepare for her wedding.

`Carter, what are you doing? I don't think you are going to find any
bridesmaid dresses around here.'

`I came to wish you happy Christmas sir.' Sam bit her lip, wanting
to say more. `If things had been different…..' she started,
referring to his relationship with Sara.

`There's no point in what ifs, you know that Sam.' Jack replied,
even though the thought `what if she had never met Pete' was
constantly playing through his head.

`Chevron 7 locked.' Walter called out and the stargate sprang into
life. The team Jack was accompanying went through the wormhole
first; Jack stepped on to the ramp behind them and turned to Sam one
more time. `Goodbye Carter.'

***
Christmas Eve will find me
Where the love light gleams
***

`Pete Shanahan has….. staff weapon burns to the upper and lower of
his body.' Teal'c raised an eyebrow and dared any of the techs to
argue with him. He had only agreed to participate on the
encouragement of General Hammond who seemed to find the game most
amusing and assured Teal'c it was harmless.

`Thank you, sir.' The young tech knew that Teal'c wasn't an officer,
however he was big enough and scary enough that the tech who was in
charge of `Pete has' today thought `sir' was appropriate.

`I'm glad that General O'Neill was able to get away for Christmas.'
Commented the tech to Siler who was next to him, and to Teal'c who
was still behind him.

`Yeah. If I was him I wouldn't have wanted to go to Colonel Carter's
wedding.'

`Indeed. However I do not think that General O'Neill would find our
discussing it appropriate.' Said Teal'c, uncomfortable with the
amount of base gossip about his friend's love lives.

`Discussing what?' Asked Jay Felger who entered the room holding a
weird purple contraption.

`You mean O'Neill going away? You know that I would have been on
that mission with him if I wasn't needed here. I applied to go and
it said on my application that I was too valuable to be used off
world.' Jay boasted, not seeing Siler and the tech wink at each
other. They had been present when Jack had originally filed Jay's
application in the bin, it was his secretary who had rescued it and
written the comment to save Felger's feelings.

`So have you invented something new, Jay?' Siler asked, almost
seriously.

`Is it something that actually works?' mumbled the new tech under
his breath, unfortunately not quietly enough.

`You just don't understand my brilliance.' Felger threw up his
hands. `But it doesn't matter, because Colonel Carter does.' Jay
left the room, followed by Teal'c and the other two just looked at
each other.

The new tech suggested to his senior. `You know that Simmonds is
flying in tomorrow for the wedding. Well maybe we could lock the two
of them in a room together to discuss the Colonel and leave the rest
of us in peace.'

It was Siler who came up with the perfect answer. `Even better we
could lock them in a room with Pete, he'd be dead of boredom in a
couple of hours and all our problems would be solved.

***
I'll be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams
If only in my dreams
***

Sam was busy trying to bring some organization to the chaos that was
her new living room. In one corner there was a pile of papers to do
with the flower people who were charging a fortune to bring the
wedding forward. Luckily for Sam the SGC catering staff had been
only too glad to step in when her original caterers hadn't been
available so the reception was sorted. Considering that Sam
suspected that most of the base didn't actually like her fiancee she
was surprised and moved by how many people had offered to help out.

All the decorations were being handled by the base techs who had
already planned to decorate the hall that had been hired for the
party. General Hammond was out right now with Jacob buying the
champagne which was going to be his wedding gift to her and Cassie
was looking for shoes to go with her bridesmaids dress. Luckily Sam
had ordered the wedding dress months ago, before Pete had moved the
wedding forward, so it was being delivered tomorrow.

A pile of papers dropped on the floor, the item that landed on the
top was a wedding invite, an invite that had caused Sam much pain.

~ General Jonathan O'Neill and guest ~

Sam had sat over that invite for hours trying to decide the best way
to give it to him before finding out that he was going to be away on
treaty negotiations. Although Sam knew it was for the best that she
married Pete she couldn't help that fact that Jack's `goodbye'
earlier in the day had sounded so final, as if she would never see
him again.

If this had been a perfect world then Sam admitted to herself that
she would have been marrying Jack in five days time, in fact she
would have married him years ago. But this wasn't a perfect world
and however hard Sam wished she couldn't have what was really in her
dreams so she was going to make do with second best. Unless of
course something really big happened in the next few days.

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The Twelve Days of Christmas (6/12) – Jenny L- rating G

For disclaimers etc see part 0:

A/N: Sorry this part is late today – I've been out visiting
relatives we don't get to see on Christmas and decorating our family
Christmas tree. With thanks to LCTC for the description of Pete
which had me giggling all day… This part is dedicated to you.

12 Days of Christmas pt 6; Santa baby

Day 6 – Saturday 18th September

***
Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney
tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo.
***

Siler had decided that karoke, especially when combined with large
quantities of alcohol, was a bad idea. Currently most of the science
department staff were up on stage singing the Kylie classic `santa
baby'. Actually singing was probably the wrong word to describe what
the staff were doing, murdering was a better description. It had
become a tradition that all of the science staff on base went out
for their own Christmas celebration a couple of days before the SGC
party and for some reason the tradition included karoke.

Even Colonel Carter was up there giving it her best with help from
Cassie who was home from college. No one could believe how much
Cassie had grown up, she was 21 now, in college planning to go to
med school eventually and the person who had come up with today's
Pete has.

`Pete has….. a broken coccyx.' As they all stared at her she
replied `What? I've been learning anatomy at school. It happens when
Jack kicks Pete's ass all the way up the aisle and out of the church
so that he can marry Sam.'

`Fine, I'll add it to the list.' Siler wasn't going to argue with
Cassie, he still had too many memories of what her mother had done
with needles. `Do you want to join the other pool we're starting?'

`What is it?' Over the years Cassie had joined in on many of the
betting pools, especially the ones that Dr Frasier had initiated,
particularly the ones about Sam and Jack.

`How many times will Ryac and Karyn get caught making out between
now and Christmas?' Siler got out his note book to write down her
bet.

`Who started that one?' Cassie enquired.

`I'm not supposed to say, but just for you, it was the General after
he caught them coming out of the stationery cupboard.'

`The same cupboard that Jen and Paul were in?' Siler raised his
eyebrow, he hadn't realized just how good the base grapevine had
become.

`That's the one.'

`Okay. Give me 10 bucks on them getting caught nine times.' Siler
nodded and wrote Cassie's bet down, letting her get back to the
stage, making way for a drunk Walter to sit at the table.

`I've been thinking.' Said Walter as he took another slurp of his
fluorescent green cocktail with the little umbrellas coming from
it. `We need to make the stargate call more festive. I was thinking
we could add a little burst of jingle bells instead of `Chevron 7
locked.' I was going to use Silent night but you're not allowed to
use religious things in government facilities and I didn't want to
upset anyone.'

`Maybe you should ask the general tomorrow. When you are sober.'
Siler took another gulp of his beer as Walter ordered another
cocktail, this time blue with a cool red swirly bit in it.

`My other idea was that instead of saying chevron 1, chevron 2 etc.,
we could name all the chevrons after the reindeer. You know, Donna,
Blitzen and chevron 7 could be Rudolf.' Walter looked so pleased
with his idea that Siler didn't have the heart to tell him just how
silly he sounded; he'd leave that for Walter to work out when he
woke up in the morning.

***
Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot.
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex and checks
Sign your X on the line
Santa baby and hurry down the chimney tonight.
***

Sam was an air force Colonel, she was a sensible, responsible person
who didn't go out and get drunk. Well except maybe at Christmas.
Every year she promised herself that she wouldn't go out, get drunk
and sing in public and yet every year she did it anyway. Who could
resist those cute little cocktails that Walter was ordering, her's
was orange and she thought it's name had something to do with a
cowboy who was doing very naughty things. She visualized Pete in a
cowboy outfit and it didn't really do anything for her, then Jack's
face slid into the picture and suddenly she was grinning inanely.

The next line of the song that they were singing went `forgot to
mention, one little thing, a ring.' At that point Cassie thrust the
microphone in Sam's face and held her hand out to display Pete's
engagement ring.

`Do you like my ring, Cassie?' Sam asked as they stumbled off the
stage to make way for the next group who were singing Gloria
Gaynor's I will survive.

`It's okay. It's just the shame the guy who gave it to you is such a
GDMFSOB.' Cassie mumbled the second part but Sam heard it, luckily
she was too drunk to ask.

`I like it. And I like Pete and I'm going to get married.' By this
stage Sam was swirling her drink around using green cocktail
umbrella and starting to look a little maudlin. `Jack loves Sara and
I love Pete and we are going to get married.' Sam responded with
more emphasis, almost as if she was trying to convince herself.

`Yes you are, and I am going to be your bridesmaid.' Cassie
marvelled at the change in their roles, this was the first time
Cassie hadn't been the little girl who Sam was trying to protect, in
fact this was the first time that Cassie had ever seen Sam loose
control and at a guess Cassie thought it had more to do with the
wedding than the Christmas party. `Lets go home Sam?'

`Yeah.' Sam took a deep breath and tried to sober up a little. `I'm
just going to the bathroom first.' She stood up to leave and Cassie
was left alone with Siler.

`So what does GDMFSOB stand for?' The gate tech asked.

`It was, uh, something Daniel and I came up with. It stands for Gosh
Darn Mother Truckin' Son Of a Biznatch!  Only, it's not Gosh and
it's not Darn and it's not Truckin' and it's not Biznatch! Don't
blame us – we just needed a way to vent, we were so convinced that
Jack and Sam would finally work it out. From my first day on this
planet I always kind of dreamed of them together as my new family,
it's just a shame that it never happened and now it probably never
will.'

***
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo
Danta baby, forgot to mention one little thing
A ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
***

Jennifer Hailey flopped unceremoniously down into the chair next to
Paul Davis who had arrived late to the party, although he wasn't an
official member of the science staff he had spent so much time
working with them that he always got invited to their party if he
was in Colorado.

`Hey sir' Jennifer slurred and Paul immediately had memories of last
Christmas. `How are you to… to… tonight?' She was swaying gently as
she asked the question.

`I'm very good. How about you?' Paul said, sober, aware that he was
driving home.

`You know what? No you wouldn't `cos you are a man and men are
sssstupid.' Hailey hissed the S to emphasize her drunken point. `You
kiss me and you make me go all silly and breathless which I don't
appreciate and then you walk off and I don't know why. It's because
you are a man and men don't know how to deal with their emot…
emotio… feelings. I hate you. And will you please kiss me again?'
Jen looked up at Paul with her big brown eyes and he had to really
work hard to resist her.

`No Jen. Not until we have talked properly.' It was now or never
Paul guessed although he wished he could have a drink inside him
when he did this. `You know I'm retiring? Well  I want to try and
start a family, with the right person. I've been offered a job here
in Colorado as a consultant so I won't be far from the SGC. I guess
what I am trying to say, is that I think I am falling in love with
you Jen and I want to see where we could go.'

For the entirety of the speech Paul had been staring at the wall
opposite so he didn't have to look at Hailey's reaction, the
unfortunate consequence of this was that he didn't notice that she
had passed into unconsciousness and was now slouched with her head
thrown back, snoring loudly.

`Just my luck' muttered Davis before assisting Hailey to her feet
and carrying her out to his car so he could drop her home. Maybe one
day they would get to do this conversation and both of them would be
in a condition to remember it. At this years SGC Christmas party he
definitely wasn't going to let her drink.

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12 Days of Christmas pt 5; You Make it Feel Like Christmas

Day 5 – Friday 17th December

***
Look at us now, part of it all
In spite of it all, we're still around
Lovers in love, just like we were
Being apart's a lonely sound
When people ask how we stay together
I say you never let me down
***

Sam was a woman on a mission. After her decision last night she had
tossed and turned and not gotten any sleep, finally retreating to
the couch after Pete had become totally fed up with her keeping him
awake. In some ways Sam was actually looking forward to this
conversation with Jack, her feelings had been kept in the room for
*way* too long.

The corridor leading to the General's office was empty and ominously
quiet, Sam entered the outer office to find Jack's secretary looking
very stressed about the phone call she was making.

`No, no I understand, thank you.' Clare replaced the receiver of the
telephone. `How can I help you Colonel?'

`Does the General have five minutes?' Sam asked, one of the down
sides of Jack's new job was that he was so busy that even SG1 had to
book time to see him.

`He's not here at the moment but I'm expecting him back any minute,
you can see him then.' The secretary rubbed her temples.

`Is everything alright?' Sam knew that the general's idiosyncratic
ways often frustrated his very organized civilian secretary and
caused her the odd migraine.

`Not for me to speak ill of my boss' Clare continued anyway knowing
that Sam was a friend and wouldn't mind her venting. `But he wants
to send his ex-wife white orchids, in this week, the week before
Christmas. Do you have any idea how hard that is to organize this
close to Christmas especially when I have so much other work to do?
I don't know what he did this time but he must have really screwed
up.'

Sam had paled at this untimely reminder of Jack's relationship with
his ex-wife but Clare hadn't noticed. `Again? You send his ex-wife
flowers a lot?' Sam tried to keep her voice normal.

`About once a month. It's been more frequent recently' The sound of
footsteps coming down the corridor could be heard. `Sounds like he's
back, you want to wait in his office?'

`No.' Sam stopped. `It doesn't matter, it wasn't important. I'll
catch him later.' Sam escaped from the office as quickly as possible
barely nodding to Jack as he entered.

`What did Carter want?' Jack asked his secretary.

`I don't know sir, she didn't say.' Clare replied

`That's not like Carter.' Then Jack changed thought patterns. `Did
you manage to sort out the flowers?'

`Not yet, but I'm working on it.' Jack nodded and went into his
office. Sending flowers to Sara had become a bit of a routine since
Sam had started going out with Pete. Every time Pete did something
new Jack got drunk and invariably ended up calling Sara, then felt
guilty the morning after and had to send Sara flowers or chocolate.

***
And you make it feel like Christmas
Even when things go wrong
I hear the sound of Christmas in your song
All year long
***

Sam walked quickly down the corridor heading for her office where
she could be alone with her thoughts for a few minutes. How could
she have contemplated telling Jack what she really felt? She had
known he was still seeing his ex-wife, if the phone call didn't
prove it then the flowers certainly did. And it wasn't as if he was
just sending an unspecific arrangement of flowers, he had actually
picked a type of flower which showed he had really thought about it.

It was just a good thing Clare had given her that reminder before
Sam made a total fool of herself. It could have been so embarrassing
to bare her soul and have him say `well actually, I'm still in love
with my wife.'

It was definitely a good thing that she hadn't said anything Sam
determined. And maybe it was a blessing in disguise that Jack
wouldn't be at the wedding, if she couldn't see him then she was
less likely to think about him, and less likely to feel guilty about
thinking about a man who wasn't the groom on her wedding day.

***
Look at the sun shining on me
Nowhere could be a better place
Lovers in love, that's what we are
I reach for that star out there in space
***

Felger put his hands around his newest invention and looked to Chloe
with baited breath, waiting for her response. This invention was
designed specifically with Colonel Carter in mind, it was a
refrigerated coffee cup that was designed so you would never burn
your hands.

`Do you like cold coffee Jay?' Chloe asked

`No. It's disgusting.'

`Well what do you think will happen to the temperature of the coffee
when you put it in that cup?' Chloe looked at her boss with
sympathetic eyes, she knew, unlike most of the others on base, that
Jay was brilliant and just had problems showing it. One day he would
come up with something that revolutionized the world and she would
be right there by his side, and hopefully by then he would have
recognized that she could be so much more than just his assistant.

***
`Cause you make it feel like Christmas
Even when things go wrong
I hear the sound of Christmas in your song
All year long
***

`Pete has….. pregnancy.' Clare looked at the stunned techs and
explained. `When Sam found out she would know that he had been
having an affair and she would dump him.'

`I hate to point out the obvious Clare but Pete is lacking some
vital equipment to get pregnant.' Even Walter couldn't quite see how
this one would work.

`So he has a sex change, I bet he wants to really. Plus think about
all the pain he would go through giving birth, he deserves it.'
Walter nodded and made a mental note never to get on the wrong side
of the General's secretary. He had been surprised by how involved
the women had got in this game and how nasty they had been, coming
up with far more inventive ways to end Pete's wedding than the men.

***
Sleepy we are, but happy together
Sounds of forever greet the day
So wake up the kids, put on some tea
Light up the tree. It's Christmas day
***

The day dream Paul Davis was currently enjoying had him finishing up
putting a star on the top of a Christmas tree in his living room
while supervising two young boys, his sons. He could hear the sounds
of his wife from the room next door but he couldn't see her,
couldn't picture the woman of his dreams until she walked through
the door.

She looked older, and her hair was shorter, but she was still
beautiful and she was still Jennifer Hailey. Suddenly the `dream
Hailey' was speaking but it wasn't what Paul had been expecting to
hear.

`Major Davis, Major Davis, Sir!' Was the final loud word that
penetrated Paul's dream and brought him back to reality. Jennifer
Hailey was standing in front of him waiting for some sort of
response, a response that Davis was unable to give because of his
dream revelation. Yes, he knew he liked Hailey and he definitely
liked kissing her but he had never considered any sort of future
with her, until now.

`What do you want?' He asked in the tone he normally reserved for
annoying junior officers who were asking stupid questions.

`I bought the reports you requested on the science projects.' Hailey
replied, taken aback at his tone. She guessed that he was treating
her differently because they were in public, a situation that she
had engineered so that there could be no chance of any more kissing,
something that she couldn't cope with.

`Science projects, SIR. Don't forget that Hailey.'

`No sir!' she emphasized and mentally swore at the man who had kept
her awake half the night with visions of kisses, dates and most
terrifyingly of all wedding dresses. Jennifer Hailey was not someone
who planned to get married any time soon and especially not to a man
like this. He was too old, and he was stupid, he kept kissing her
when she didn't want it and she hated him. Sort of.

***
Yeah, you make it feel like Christmas
Even when things go wrong
I hear the sound of Christmas in your song
All year long
Light up the tree; it's Christmas time
***

Ah good thought Jack. They were here. This year, with the help of
Sam and his new secretary Jack had done almost all of his Christmas
shopping online, on e-bay to be exact. This year there would be no
fighting through the stores for him. Jack ripped open the box and
laid out the items on his desk ready to be wrapped and left so that
they could be opened on Christmas day, even if he wasn't there.

The first gift out of the box was Jack's personal favorite, he had
actually found a dancing space monkey that started
singing `spaceman' every time someone pressed the button on it's
base. Daniel was going to hate it but it made a great present. The
next item in the box was for Teal'c, Jack took the elastic band off
and unrolled it to reveal a life size cut out of Luke Skywalker.
Jack had been going to get Teal'c the Star Wars box set on DVD but
it turned out that he already had it, having queued from midnight on
the morning it came out to purchase it. The final e-bay present was
for General Hammond, a selection of games for the play station two
that SG1 had bought for his birthday. Now he was in Washington he
claimed he had too much time on his hands and had actually become
quite an expert at the computer games.

Jack had bought the obligatory book on astronomy that he gave Sam
every year at Christmas from the local book store. The box under his
bed contained the real gifts that he would like to give her but had
never been able to. Most of them were standard jewelry, although
there was the star he had had named after her and the engagement
ring he had bought five years ago hoping someday to be able to use.
Still they could stay hidden with the boxes of Sara and Charlie
stuff.

Sitting at the desk Jack opened the front cover of Sam's book to
make an inscription, something he wouldn't be there to see her read.

~ Best wishes on your wedding. I hope he always makes you as happy
as you deserve to be. Have a great Christmas. Jack. ~

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The Twelve Days of Christmas (4/12) – Jenny L- rating G

For disclaimers etc see part 0:

A/N: I apologize for the lyrics in this song, it just happens to be
one of my favorites – it always gives me the giggles. I guess some
of it could up the rating so if anybody doesn't like them I can do
you a version without the song lyrics, just e-mail me. Also I'm
assuming you guys all know what vodka jello is and it isn't just a
British thing but just in case, it's normal jello but you use vodka
instead of water when making it up and let it set in shot glasses.
Tastes *very* good but is also quite good at getting people drunk
very quickly.

12 Days of Christmas pt 4; Fairytale of New York

Day 4 – Thursday 16th December

***
It was Christmas eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me,
Won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
***

`So that's it. It's over. Sam is getting married on Christmas Eve
and she is really happy about it.' Jack let his thoughts wander over
the meeting that he had just had with his former 2IC. She wanted to
combine the SGC Christmas Eve party with her wedding reception and
of course he'd said yes, he couldn't deny her anything, he never had
been able to.

And just as quickly as that Jack knew that he couldn't be there to
see her marry another man. Sara was right, he did need to let go,
but being at Sam's wedding wasn't going to help anyone. He'd be
awkward, she'd be uncomfortable and no one else would know what to
say to him, they all knew how he felt about her, even Hammond who
Jack thought had been successfully kept in the dark for many years.

Picking up the phone on his desk Jack made arrangements to go to a
treaty meeting with some Jaffa, a meeting where he wasn't really
needed but his presence couldn't hurt and he would be away for
Christmas. Unless Sam said something in the next two days then Jack
was going to be a million miles away when she tied the knot.

***
Got on a lucky one
Came in at eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true
***

As Teal'c pushed past yet another Tauri on a mission he understood
why their race had never suffered under the rule of the Goual'd for
long. This was only Christmas shopping and yet they acted like
people possessed, totally focussed on their intent, heads up, eyes
scanning and processing the sheerly stunning range of goods on
offer. This was the first year that Teal'c had done all his
Christmas shopping on his own and he was starting to miss the
presence of his staff weapon, O'Neill had assured him wouldn't be
necessary in a civilian mall, but Teal'c was not convinced.

The jaffa glanced down to the purchases that he had already made.
There were two copies of `A guide to a good marriage', one for
Samantha Carter and the other for his son and daughter in law. On
Chulak the state of an individual's marriage was considered to be
private but after watching TV Teal'c knew that on earth it could be
discussed by anyone and the book was endorsed by Oprah so it must be
good. For Daniel he had bought a key ring that beeped when you
clapped your hands so that you could always find your keys, he hoped
Dr Jackson would attach it to his glasses.

For Jack there were several portions of his favourite blue jello,
Teal'c had been rather intrigued to find ready made up jello in
small glasses for sale in the window of the bottle shop. He assumed
the `vodka' on the label was a jello brand name. The only present
Teal'c had left to buy was for General Hammond, he had originally
planned to purchase some of the spray on hair restorer he had seen
advertised, for although hairlessness was not an issue amongst the
Jaffa the humans seemed to be very sensitive about it. Luckily
Daniel Jackson had informed him in time that the gift could be seen
as offensive and so Teal'c was now looking for a good bottle of
scotch which Daniel had said would be a more suitable present.

***
They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas eve
You promised me Broadway was waiting for me
You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of Belfast City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on the corner
Then danced through the night
***

`I told you yesterday Jen, you are allowed to look at me.' Paul
Davis stopped in front of the desk where he could see that Hailey
was torn between risking insubordination and hitting him, or
answering sensibly. He could also see the color rising up her face.

`That was before you broke the plan, sir.' She emphasized the sir,
hoping to make her point.

`Which plan was that? Oh yes, the one where we don't speak, don't
see each other and oh yes, don't think either.' Davis had no idea
what was making him act like this, is was very out of character,
maybe it was all the time he had been spending with O'Neill or maybe
it was just her who brought it out in him.

`It was a very good plan sir.' Hailey pushed back her chair and
stood up so she was facing Paul across the desk. `It would have
protected both of us, then you had to spoil it.'

`I spoilt it?' God she was beautiful when she was angry, Paul
mused. `You were the one who pushed me into a closet. And anyway how
is it ruined, we can still follow the plan.'

`But you kissed me and I can't stop thinking about it.' Hailey
fumed, so wound up that she didn't realize what she was saying. Paul
was tying her in knots and she really wasn't enjoying the
butterflies in her stomach or the way her thoughts kept drifting off
to him at the most random moments.

`Oh really.' Paul smiled and leaned over the desk to kiss Hailey
again.

She gave in for a few moments before remembering where she was and
pushing him away.

`With respect sir, go away.' Jennifer appreciated that the statement
would have had more force if she hadn't been breathing heavily and
sitting down before her knees gave way but luckily Paul decided to
give in and leave her in peace.

***
The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day
***

Jack pushed open the door of the briefing room and quickly shut it
again. He really didn't need to see what he had just seen. Okay so
he might have fantasized about doing exactly the same thing with
Carter in there but really, Ryac and Karyn pushed up against the
conference table kissing like there was no tomorrow was too much. At
least no items of clothing had been removed yet, although it didn't
look like they were far off.

The general knocked loudly on the door before reopening it making as
much noise as possible, thankfully by the time he got in Ryac was
straightening his clothes and they looked almost innocent.

`General O'Neill.'

`Ryac, Karyn' Jack greeted them. `Karyn why don't you go to the
commissary I'd like to have a word with your husband.'

`Yes sir' Karyn scuttled out of the room.

`Ryac we have a phrase on Earth, get a room, which I think could
reasonably be applied to this situation. I understand you are newly
weds but I've had reports of the two of you being caught all over
the base – if you want to make out you need to do it in private.'

`I do not understand O'Neill, `make out'?'

`To kiss, like you were doing in here before I walked in.' Jack
stared at the young Jaffa.

`Thank you, and we are sorry.' Ryac paused and seemed to
hesitate. `May I ask for some advice of a personal nature General,
you have been married.'

Once, a long time ago thought Jack but he let Ryac continue.

`How do I know that everything is as good for Karyn as it is for
me?' Of all the things that Jack had been expecting Ryac to say that
wasn't one that even made the list. For once Jack was rendered
completely speechless doing a very good impression of a fish out of
water with his jaw opening and closing. After a few seconds of
stammering he finally managed to come out with an answer.

`I think you need to ask your father about that.' And oh boy did
Jack hope that he could be in the room when Ryac did.

***
You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead
On a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray god it's our last
***

`Pete has….. the plague.' There that was simple enough, and it meant
that Siler could get out his indelible marker and put big black
splodges all over their dummy. `Obviously it's contagious so he
can't attend the wedding and it can't happen. The keep him in
isolation while he is recovering so the Colonel spends lots of time
with the General and they finally work out how they feel for each
other. By the time Pete is better Sam knows that she can't marry
him.'

`Very good.' Walter smiled at Chloe who was taking her turn at their
game. `I like it.'

`What is he doing down there?' Chloe turned to look out the window
into the gate room where Siler was surrounded by Christmas
decorations and a very large wrench.

`It's a tradition. He decorates the gateroom for Christmas and he
decorates the wrench, but he's got a bit possessive over the last
few years. Last Christmas the nurses tried to steal the baubles off
his wrench and they had no electricity in their staff room for a
week. We just leave him to it now.'

Chloe shrugged and made her way back to the lab where she worked.
Sometimes she wondered if the whole base hadn't been infected by an
alien entity that had never been detected, something that caused
madness.

***
I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you.
***

Jacob gazed at his only daughter and wondered if she was really as
happy as she was making out about getting married on Christmas Eve.
He had met Pete and as hard as he tried he just couldn't bring
himself to like his daughter's fiancee. Pete just wasn't good enough
for her.

`Sammie I'm going to ask you something and I don't want you to get
mad at me. Are you sure you want to marry Pete?' Sam looked her dad
in the eye, she had been expecting this question ever since Pete and
Jacob had had dinner. On the surface everything had been fine but
Sam knew that her dad wasn't happy.

`He loves me dad. He wants to make a life with me, a real life where
we can actually be together.' Sam took her dads hand.

`I know that in an effort to protect you I've said some stupid
things to you in the past about your relationships so this time I'm
going to be honest. What about Jack?'

`Dad he will never love me like I want. He's probably still in love
with his ex-wife. I need to move on, as long as I'm waiting for Jack
I'm stopping anything real from happening to me.'

`Okay' Jacob nodded. `I can accept that, but will you promise me one
thing?'

`Anything.' Sam replied.

`Jack is leaving for a mission on Saturday, a mission that will last
over Christmas. Will you promise me that you will try and talk to
him one more time before he leaves?'

So Jack didn't want to go to her wedding. Sam thought that he would
have been glad to see her marrying someone else so there would be no
more speculation about them. Maybe she was wrong, maybe he did care.
Well she would give him one more chance, tomorrow they would finally
talk honestly about their relationship because as painful as it was
going to be there was no way that Sam could get married without
knowing how Jack felt about her.

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12 Days of Christmas pt 3; Stay

Day 3 – Wednesday 15th December

***
Baby if you've got to go away
I don't think I can take the pain
Won't you stay another day
Oh, don't leave me alone like this
Don't say it's the final kiss
Won't you stay another day
***

`Jen I've left the report on your desk.'

`Thanks' Hailey barely looked up from the computer program she was
engrossed in to acknowledge the tech who had placed the papers on
her desk. She was so involved that she didn't see next two people
who entered the room either.

`Hailey'

`Sir!' Hailey shot to her feet at the General's amused voice, `I'm
sorry I didn't see you arrive.'

`Relax Hailey' Jack had to fight a smile, Jennifer Hailey reminded
him so much of an early Carter. `I just bought you a visitor.'

It was then that Hailey noticed the other person in the room and her
stomach did a flip flop. She had successfully managed to avoid Paul
Davis for the days he had already been on base (she'd only had to
sneak into the store cupboard twice) and she was planning to
continue hiding until he left on Christmas Eve.

`Major Davis needs to be updated on all the science projects that
are ongoing in the SGC. With Colonel Carter busy planning for her
wedding I thought that you could show him around.' Jack worked very
hard to keep the bitterness out of his voice.

`Of course sir' Hailey tried not to blush as O'Neill left her alone
with Paul.

`Major, if you'd like to follow me this is where……' Hailey continued
but Davis started to tune her out, enjoying watching her. Over the
past few days he had come to the conclusion that maybe she did
remember what had happened last Christmas, the real giveaway had
been when he caught her diving into a stationery cupboard – he knew
getting a new pen was exciting but the speed with which she moved
was overkill.

`Jennifer, you can look at me.'

`What? I mean pardon, I mean, I'm sorry sir.' Hailey was nervous.

`We shared one kiss, that no one knows about and I'm retiring
anyway. You are allowed to look me in the eye.'

`Shh!' Hailey commanded before forgetting all protocol and shoving
Davis through the nearest private door, which turned out to be yet
another stationery cupboard. `You can't say that sir, what if
someone hears? You could be caught marshalled.'

`And yet I won't be court marshalled for being caught in a closet
with a junior officer?' Davis looked down at the woman who was
pushed against him.

`It doesn't matter. We have to agree on a plan, no one can ever know
what happened, we can't talk about it ever, or even think about it
and it must never, ever happen again.' Hailey specified, her words
getting faster and faster as she got more and more nervous.

`Okay.' Paul shrugged in the darkness.

`Okay. That's it! Just okay.' Jennifer protested.

`Except for this.' Davis leant down and pressed a gentle kiss to her
lips before sneaking out of the cupboard leaving a thoroughly
breathless junior officer behind him.

***
Don't you know we've come too far now
Just to go and try to throw it all away
Thought I heard you say you love me
That your love was gonna be here to stay
I've only just begun to know you
All I can say, is won't you stay,
Just one more day
***

`Jay it's your turn, what has Pete got today?' Chloe asked the
question just as Jay walked into the green lab wall. Yesterday he
had been very excited about his latest invention, this time it was
designed specifically for General O'Neill. They were goggles that
filtered out the trees so you couldn't see them, bound to improve
Jack's mood on off world missions. The problem, as Jay was just
discovering, was that if you filtered the trees out of your vision
then you tended to walk to in to them.

`What do you want Chloe?' Jay pushed the glasses up onto his head
and held a tissue to his bleeding nose.

`It's your turn to pick the day's Pete has.'

Jay glanced wildly around the room looking for inspiration, he had
forgotten about the game but it was his turn and it was one of the
ways he was using to persuade his therapist that he was
participating in base activities and getting a more normal social
life.

`Umm… Pete has….. diarrheoa and vomiting. That would make him really
attractive to Samantha. He would get half way down the aisle and
then run screaming in the other direction. I…' Jay paused. `Jack
would nobly offer to stand in and him and Sam would live happily
ever after.'

***
Baby if you've got to go away
I don't think I can take the pain
Won't you stay another day
Oh don't leave me alone like this
Won't you say it's the final kiss
Won't you stay another day

I touch your hand while you are sleeping
And hold your hand,
don't understand what's going on.
Good times return to haunt me,
Though it's for you,
All that I do seems to be wrong.
***

`Hi honey – I'm home' Sam called out as she stepped through the
front door, wincing at how bad the line sounded to her. Still she
had promised to make the best of things with Pete and that was what
she was going to do.

`You're in a good mood tonight.' Pete commented as he gave her a
brief kiss.

`It's just nice to see Dad.' A smile appeared on Sam's face, a smile
that didn't quite reach her eyes. Dad had come to dinner with Pete
yesterday and Sam knew that although her father couldn't find
anything in particular to disapprove of he still didn't like Pete.
She hadn't realized until yesterday that even Jacob wanted her to
marry Jack, it seemed like the whole world was conspiring against
her and her new found `happiness'.

`I've got a suggestion Sam.' Sam looked up at her fiancee who was
starting to sound nervous. `How would you feel about moving the
wedding forward?'

`To when? And why?' Sam was genuinely interested about why this had
been bought up now.

`I was thinking Christmas Eve. I know it's soon but then we could
guarantee that your father would be there, we could even use the SGC
Christmas party as our reception so all your friends could be
there.' Pete looked at Sam hopefully, the closer the wedding the
came the more he was nervous about waiting. Once she was married to
him she would be his and hopefully O'Neill would be relegated to the
past forever.

The thought that ran through Sam's mind was `could she really do
it?' When there had been no wedding date it was easy to deny the
existence of the marriage, setting the wedding for nine days time
was a huge commitment and was going to make the whole thing real.
And yet that was what she wanted, wasn't it? She had been fooling
herself with her feelings for Jack for the past nine years; the call
to Sara had proved that. It was time to move on, time to let go of
the things standing in the way of her happiness and getting married
to a man who actually loved her would achieve that.

`Yes. I'll marry you on Christmas Eve.' Sam said totally convinced
of her decision. Well almost convinced, anyway.

***
Baby if you've got to go away,
I don't think I can take the pain,
Won't you stay another day
Oh, don't leave me alone like this
Don't say it's the final kiss
Won't you stay another day
***

General Hammond sat at the table in the bar and looked across at his
old friend, Jacob, thinking back over everything they had been
through together from Vietnam to the stargate. Some things changed
and some things, like friendship, never changed.

`You know I always expected that Jack O'Neill would end up my son in
law.' Jacob raised his beer as Selmak revolted at the taste; this
would be his only drink of the evening so he was going to make the
most of it.

George was about to give a standard rejection of the statement but
changed his mind, Jacob deserved the truth and he certainly wasn't
going to report anyone involved.

`You know the first time I saw the two of them together I
contemplated having her transferred to Kawalsky's team but dismissed
anything I thought I saw as my own imagination. Over time it just
got too hard to split them up, they work so well together. I suppose
it was selfish on my part, after everything they've given they
deserved a chance at happiness.' George took another sip of his beer
and contemplated the relationship he had seen grow and develop to
the point where even he had contributed to the betting pool on their
wedding date.

`Don't beat yourself up George, they wouldn't have thanked you for
splitting them up. You know when I first worked out that they were
in love? It was Anise and that stupid machine. I knew because Sam
came to me and apologized for letting me down. I was so angry that
she might be ruining in her career that I told her to forget any
unprofessional feelings and focus on the job. What sort of life did
that encourage?' Jacob was starting to get melancholy and was
ignoring Selmak who was trying to point out all the good things that
had happened between then and now. `I've got my reward, she's
marrying a man I don't think will ever be good enough for her.'

`There is nothing too bad about Shanahan, I had him checked out for
you. But O'Neill is trying to retire again and I think this time
they will let him, the president in good conscience can't refuse. I
had to sign the paperwork yesterday so it will be official any day
now. It's a shame we are going to loose him over this.' George
finished off his beer and Jacob pushed his half full one towards
him, Selmak was threatening hosticide if he consumed anymore.

`What are Jack's plans?'

`He said he was going to fish. Fish and eat cake.'


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The Twelve Days of Christmas (2/12) – Jenny L- rating G

For disclaimers etc see part 0:

A/N: I'm sure you guys all know this anyway but just incase it is a
weird British thing, Charades – a game traditionally played on
Christmas day here. Involves acting out the name of something and
getting your team mates to guess from your mime.  Thanks for all the
feedback.


12 Days of Christmas pt 2; Last Christmas

Day 2 – Tuesday 14th December 2004

***
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, You gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
***

`Pete has…. A boil on his nose.' There was a communal groan around
the room at today's injury. Sergeant Jones who had come up with the
scenario may have been vain enough that a boil would stop him
attending his own wedding but somehow no one thought it would work
with Pete.

`Seriously guys think about it. He would try and burst the boil and
then it would get all red and swollen and the Colonel would take one
look at it and run, right into the arms of the General.'

`Okay, okay, we'll give you that one.' Listening to Jones crow about
his topic of choice was marginally better than listening to him
whinge all day about how he couldn't think of anything and how they
were all so unfair to him. Besides it would be quite fun drawing a
big red spot on the nose of the life size dummy that had been
brought in to represent Pete, even if the dummy was starting to
resemble a character in a bad Halloween movie.

***
Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance but you still catch my eye
***

Jennifer Hailey strolled down the corridor of level 20 humming a
Christmas carol. All in all her year wasn't going badly, she had
gotten over that tiny, insignificant blip at last years Christmas
party when she had kissed a senior officer and then propositioned
him. She felt it was unfair that he had claimed she was drunk, okay
so she had been pleasantly merry, it didn't mean that she didn't
know what she was doing. She certainly knew that the kiss was hot,
even if she hadn't remembered that he was a senior officer. It had
been the ultimate embarrassment when he had blushed and guided her
gently to a taxi. Alone.

Still this year *was* going to better. She wasn't going to drink
anything, or kiss anyone. She was going to be strong and single.
Somebody had to be next years SGC female of the year after her
mentor got married.

***
Tell me baby do you recognise me?
Well it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me
***

After a day spent in meetings updating General O'Neill on everything
that was happening in Washington Paul Davis was ready for a break.
The General had not been in the best of moods, that much was
obvious. Although Jack had tried his best to give the topic all his
attention politics wasn't his thing and most of what Davis had to
say would be useless.

As he rode the elevator to the surface Davis could stop a small
smile that crept across his face. He had seriously good memories of
this elevator. It was probably the first and only time that he had
ever been propositioned by a beautiful woman. It was definitely the
first time he had ever had a kiss like that. It was just a shame
that Hailey had been a junior officer and too drunk to ever remember
it happening. Still at least he got to keep the memories which
floated back to him when he was least expecting it.

***
(Happy Christmas!) I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I Love You" I meant it
***

`O'Neill something appears to be troubling you.' Teal'c made the
statement with characteristic lack of expression.

`It's nothing T. Things, people, are changing. You and me are
getting old and I don't seem to be going anywhere while everyone
else is.'

Teal'c inclined his head to listen to what his friend was saying,
surprised by how descriptive Jack was being.

`Do you consider me to be too old?'

`No, I didn't mean that. I just meant….' Jack trailed off for a
moment. `You could be a grandpa soon, especially if Ryac and Karyn
keep going the way they have been. I caught them in the briefing
room making out like they hadn't seen each other in a year.'

`I will speak to my son.' Teal'c grimaced, he thought his son had
been taught better, even if was secretly pleased to see how happy
Ryac had become.

`Nah, don't worry about it. I remember what it is like to be a newly
wed. And we're gonna have Carter there soon as well.' Teal'c could
hear the barely concealed bitterness in Jack's voice and wondered if
the drinks that the old SG1 were having together tonight were such a
wise course. The Tauri would never learn about alcohol. Teal'c just
hoped that there wouldn't be too many pieces to pick up tomorrow
morning.

***
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now I know you'd fool me again
A crowded room, friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice
My God I thought you were someone to rely on
Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
***

Checking that his gun was in the right place was a natural nervous
reaction for a cop with as many years experience as Pete had.  The
fact that the thing that was making Pete nervous had nothing to do
with police work made no difference.

Sam, his Sam, was going out with her team mates, her former team
leader included. These days Pete lived in eternal fear that Jack
O'Neill would get his head out of his rear end long enough to tell
Sam that he loved her. If it ever happened Pete knew who would be
left with the broken heart, he just loved her too much to call her
on it and so lived on a wing and a prayer hoping that it never
happened.

He was ever grateful for the fact that a woman as smart as Sam was
couldn't see what was right in front of her, that the man she was
marrying wasn't the really the man she felt the most for. Pete had
given in to being second, he knew she liked him maybe even loved
him, just not as much O'Neill. It was good enough, she was willing
to try and it had to be good enough.

***
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
(Gave you my heart)
A man undercover but you tore me apart
Next year
I'll give it to someone, I'll give it to someone special
***

Daniel Jackson was never going to be allowed to suggest a game ever
again. Jack did not understand why he had agreed to play Charades,
especially as he was paired with Teal'c. Possibly the six bottles of
beer and few glass of whisky he had consumed could be included in
the reason, but god dammit he was entitled to get a little drunk.
The love of his life – yes he had finally admitted it to himself –
was getting married and it wasn't to him.

He groaned as Sam correctly guessed `Alien' from Daniel's repeated
pointing at Teal'c. They always got the easy ones. Jack looked down
at his card and stood up.

`Game's over. Carter and Danny boy win.' There was no way that an
air force General was going to make monkey impressions – even if he
had been given King Kong in charades.

`I'm getting more beer from the garage, anybody want one?' There was
a round of negatives and Jack walked off alone noting that things
were just starting to get more than a little fuzzy, not a good sign
when you had as a high an alcohol tolerance as he did. As Jack
entered the garage he kicked his foot against an old box, the box
that had only recently come down from the attic, the box that had
contained all the stuff that reminded him of Sara.

In his drunken state the word `Sara' echoed around Jack's head. Sara
would know what to do. Sara always had better ideas than him. This
not being the first time that Jack had phoned Sara while drunk he
had the number stored in his head, it wasn't a long time before he
reached the kitchen phone and got an answer.

`Sara O'Neill' Sara still hadn't changed her name – it was pretty
much the last living link she had with her son.

`It's Jack.'

`Jack' she sounded surprised and a little groggy. `It's two in the
morning. Why are you calling me?'

Jack felt a little guilty not having noticed how much time had
passed, but not so guilty that he wouldn't finish the call.

  `Sam'

  `You are drunk, aren't you?' Sara didn't need to see him or smell
his breath, she just knew, she always knew.

  `Maybe. Can I still talk to you?' Jack knew there was no point in
denying it.

  `Go on then. What has happened with Sam now?'

`I'm not going to the wedding, Sara.'

`Why not?' Sara asked, well aware of who Sam was and why her wedding
was important.

A loud crash in the living room momentarily distracted Jack but
Daniel shouted that everything was okay and Jack forgot about it.

`She doesn't want to invite me. I found a note on her desk saying
invite Jack with big question marks.'

`The first thing I would say is, are you the only Jack she knows?
But if it is you Jack then I think you have to accept it. Maybe it
is hard for her to have you at her wedding, if you care so much for
her then do you really want to make her wedding day even more
difficult? I think you are going to have to let go if you want to
keep any of the bond you share.' Sara O'Neill sighed; giving love
advice to her drunk ex-husband at 2am was not something she had ever
planned on doing. A small part of Sara was jealous that Jack was
clearly in love with another woman, but the bigger part was just
glad that he was able to move on, even if it was to a woman that
didn't share his feelings.

`But I don't want to let go of us'

`Go to bed Jack. You'll feel differently in the morning.'

`Love you Sara.' Jack mumbled and hung the phone up.

***
I thought you were someone special
  gave you my heart
I'll give it to someone, I'll give it to someone
last christmas I gave you my heart
you gave it away
I'll give it to someone,I'll give it to someone?
***

`Sam I think you had better check on Jack. He's been gone for a wh…
whi… a long time.' Sam rolled her eyes, glad that she was the only
one going to drive home tonight. `He's pretty intoxci…whated' Daniel
burst into giggles at his drunk speak and Sam knew it was time to go
home.

`Okay Daniel I'll go check.' A warm glow flowed through Sam, tonight
had been the closest they had come to being the old SG1 in a long
time, only her upcoming wedding and Jack's mood making things
different. She started to make her way out to the garage when she
saw Jack standing in the kitchen with the cordless phone pressed to
his ear.

Reaching the kitchen doorway the first words she heard were;

`I'm not going to the wedding Sara.' Her heart unaccountably sunk as
she found out that Jack was still in contact with his ex-wife.

A loud crash caused when Daniel managed to fall over the sofa trying
to stand up distracted Sam from hearing Jack's next words but she
heard the following line oh so clearly.

`But I don't want to give up on us.'

And the even more damming;

`Love you Sara.'

Not even the sight of Daniel with the triple cheese pizza he had
landed on stuck to his forehead could raise a smile in Sam at that
instant. She just mumbled a quick `goodbye' and hurried out telling
the boys to get some sleep.

Sam knew she was about to get married, she should be glad that Jack
had somebody to love. But did this mean that all of the last nine
years had been a façade? Had all her feelings been one sided?  There
was only one thing she could do, throw herself with everything she
could give into her relationship with Pete. He loved her; they would
have a future together.


I'd love feedback if you feel so inclined….........   Jenny L
bray_4_amber@...

The Twelve Days of Christmas (1/12) – Jenny L- rating G

For disclaimers etc see part 0:


12 Days of Christmas pt 1; It's Only Just Begun.

Day 1 – Monday December 13th 2004

***
Are you hanging up your stockings on a wall?
It's the time that every centre has a ball
Does he ride a red nosed reindeer?
Do a 'ton up' on a sleigh
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
***

`Pete has ….. A bullet in the bum. The marines were doing target
practice and got it right for once.' Siler paused in front of the
monitor and turned to Johnson, the newest gate tech on base. The
O'Neill/Carter betting pools had tailed off with the arrival of Pete
and so the lower members of the SGC staff had had to find something
else to fill the gaps in conversation. At first they had tried
Pete/Sam pools but the enthusiasm had always been absent, no one
ever wanted anything good to happen.

Then, on one drunken night out, Siler had hit upon the answer.
Everyday, a different nominated member of staff, had to come up with
a story about what would happen to Pete on his wedding day.
Nicknamed the `Pete has....' game it had quickly become a favorite.

***
So here it is merry Christmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
It's only just begun
***

Brigadier General Jack O'Neill was bored. Absolutely, totally and
completely bored. He had been sitting at his desk contemplating the
paperwork that was starting to resemble the Himalayas and doodling
pictures of the day's `Pete has' competition which his aide had
quickly clued him in on. The novelty of using the SGC issue pen as a
bullet on his little sketch had soon worn off however, especially
when he realised that the paper he was doodling on was a directive
from the president. Setting the paper aside, briefly checking that
it was nothing planet (or Carter) threatening, he decided that
checking on the status of the latest science projects would be a
good idea. Luckily he didn't hear his civilian aide commenting to
the secretary at the next desk that it would be a good idea if
somebody found his yo-yo before the Lieutenant Colonel strangled him.

Carter's lab was unusually quiet except for the steady hum of
various machines that Jack couldn't even pretend to understand even
though the flicky lights did look cool. He stood and fidgeted with
his hands in his pockets for a few moments before sitting at the
stool Carter had helpfully placed to one side of her desk so he
could stay and not be in her way.

There were a number of objects on Sam's desk, the shiniest captured
Jack's attention first but it turned out to be nothing more than a
discarded piece of wire. The second object he picked up was a small,
round purple stone that weighed the same as a baseball and had
symbols on it that were easily identifiable as Asguard script. He
put that one down quickly remembering the entire Asguard fleet that
had been deployed the last time he played with one of Thor's toys.
Thor had not been pleased and had decided to entrust any further of
his gifts to Sam's safe keeping.

As Jack returned the item to the table, avoiding the tinsel that was
sticky taped around the edge of the desk, he dislodged a small
yellow piece of paper which fluttered to the ground. Although a man
who would never normally pry into someone's personal life Jack's
eyes were drawn to the scrawled words.

`Wedding invite for Jack??????'

She had even underlined the question marks. Immediately Jack's
military mask slid into place and he stood up, hoping to give Carter
space. He had always assumed that she enjoyed his company but they
had obviously grown apart since she took command of SG1, he just
hadn't realised by how much.

`Sir, can I help you?' Sam interrupted. `I'm sorry I wasn't here, I
was just preparing quarters for my dad.'

`It was nothing Carter.' Jack gave her half a smile and made to
leave. `I had forgotten Jacob was arriving today. See ya in the
gateroom.'

***
Are you waiting for your family to arrive ?
Are you sure you got the room to spare inside ?
Does your granny always tell ya that the old songs are the best ?
She'll be up and rock 'n' rollin' with the rest
***

There was something special about meeting the man your only daughter
was going to marry and therefore Jacob was trying to throw himself
into the upcoming visit to Earth with as much enthusiasm as
possible. The only problem was the mixed feelings about the upcoming
wedding. His first emotion had been relief because he had long been
expecting his daughter to announce her engagement to someone else;
his second was worry because he had long been expecting his daughter
to announce her engagement to someone else.

`He's a good man. Mark likes him and he's a cop. That's a steady job
with less risk of getting killed than working at the SGC.' Jacob
talked himself through the reasons why Sam's marriage was a good
idea, trying in vain to convince himself.

There were many good things about having a symbiote who could read
everything in your mind, for instance he never had to worry about
forgetting anyone's birthday because he knew Selmak would remind him
and he always had someone in his head to talk to, or rather bitch
to, when he got irritated with the other Tok'ra. The down side was
that Selmak had an annoying habit of pointing out the things that
Jacob was trying to deny to himself and she was about to do it again.

`But she loves someone else Jacob.'

***
So here it is merry Christmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
It's only just begun
***

He was a good man. He knew he was a good man, for a start it had
been written on many of his evaluations. He was just never going to
be an outstanding man like the men who worked at the SGC, the men he
admired, respected and was currently visiting until his resignation
had been cleared through the system.

Major Paul Davis' request to resign had come as a shock to many. He
was someone who they said `had great potential' and was expected `to
get a long way up the ladder.' The problem was that he had little
interest in politics and a steadily declining interest in prolonged
fighting. His brother had just given him a third niece and Paul had
decided it was time to start looking for a family of his own. With a
lot of soul searching he had also come to the conclusion that the
military life wasn't much to offer to a woman and so the first stage
in his quest was to get a nice stable job that would keep him
comfortable. After eight years as SGC liaison officer he didn't
think that he really needed a job with any more excitement, knowing
Armageddon had nearly happened countless times tended to make a
person appreciate the quiet life.

***
What will your daddy do
If he catches mama kissin' Santa?
Ah ah
Are you hanging up your stockings on a wall?
Are you hoping that the snow will start to fall?
***

`But she loves someone else.'

The thought kept drifting around inside Pete's head; the more he
tried to forget it the more it kept coming back. She had reassured
him that everything was fine, that it was just cheap air force
gossip to explain why she had been promoted so quickly, but he
didn't buy it. There was just something in her eyes when she looked
at her CO, something that shouldn't have been. Still if she really
wanted Jack Pete guessed she could have gone after him years ago and
if there was one thing he was certain of it was that she wasn't
lying to him when she said that her and Jack had never made love. He
knew her integrity would never let her lie or deceive him, she
hadn't even kept the stargate from him and god knew she had every
reason to. It was that thought that convinced him to stop worrying
and start thinking of the future with Mrs Shanahan.

Pete smiled as he flicked through the Christmas cards sent to their
new house. Although Sam hadn't been happy about the house to start
with she had moved in with good grace and with the Christmas
decorations up it finally seemed like a home. Secretly Pete hoped
that by this time next year there would be a little Shanahan/Carter
running around the living room but he hadn't dared share that
thought with Sam yet. The Christmas cards were mostly addressed to
one or other of them but there were a few to `Sam and Pete', a
people who had decided that they were close enough to share one
card. He opened the cards and left the bills for later so they
couldn't ruin the good mood he was enjoying.

`Bugger, now we'll have to invite him to the wedding.' Pete muttered.

One of the people who had sent a card was Pete's colleague Jack.
There had already been an argument about the numbers that were being
invited to the wedding when after Sam said she wanted to keep it
small he had admitted that he didn't know Jack's surname. Hopefully
Sam would have forgotten all about it by the time she came home.

***
Do you ride on down the hillside in a buggy you have made?
When you land upon your ass then you've been slayed
***

`I've done it Chloe!' Jay Felger ran into the office clutching a
long metal pole with various bits attached.

`What have you done now?' Chloe replied, well used to her
bosses' `inventions'. His current idea was to design something so
revolutionary that he could patent it and make millions of dollars
for the SGC so everybody would notice him. The problem was that in
the heat of the moment Jay often got carried away with the technical
and forgot that somebody actually had to use his `products'.

`I've invented an aerodynamic umbrella that you can use in up to
60mph of wind. I've even had it in the wind tunnel and it performed
brilliantly.'

The blonde lab assistant watched Jay's eyes light up and sighed; she
hated being the one to let him down.

`Show me?'

Jay carefully held the long black stick out and ran the runner up
it. Umbrella spokes shot out at perfect angles. `You want to know
how I did it, don't you?' Jay went on to answer his own question. `I
put an ordinary umbrella in the wind tunnel and measured where the
greatest air resistance was. Then I took the obstructions out so the
wind could flow freely around it.'

`That's great Jay. Basically what you did was to take all the fabric
off and just leave the metal parts?'

`The best inventions are simple' he pouted. `And it really does stay
up in high winds.'

`I don't doubt it does' Chloe replied. `But how does it stop the
rain?'

***
So here it is merry Christmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
It's only just begun
***

Teal'c sat at the table and looked around the commissary at everyone
present. Daniel was next to him and Ryac and Karyn opposite them.
The first year that Teal'c had been with the Tauri their festival of
Christmas had seemed bizarre, but he had tried to learn about it.
This would be his ninth Christmas on earth and even he had to admit
(to himself, never aloud) that the spirit was catching. There was
something vaguely comforting in the fact that a people who regularly
fought for their planet chose a festival that celebrated peace on
earth as their biggest holiday of the year.

When O'Neill had told him that the President had ordered that he
could have guests stay on earth for Christmas Teal'c could think of
no one other than his son Ryac with whom he would like to spend
Christmas. Of course where Ryac went Karyn went to which was how
they came to be sitting opposite him attempting to eat a seasonal
earth delicacy called Christmas pudding.

`This time next year Sam will be married to Pete.' Daniel talked,
oblivious to the fact that he was getting no response. `Unless of
course she wakes up.' He pushed his glasses off his head in a
subconscious expression of his worry.

`I do not believe that Colonel Carter is sleeping' replied Ryac,
sounding more like his father every day.

`It's an earth expression Ryac' Daniel returned. `It means to come
to your senses, to see something obvious.'

`What is obvious about Colonel Carter not marrying Pete Shanahan?'
Karyn queried gently.

`Nothing, nothing at all.' The archaeologist readjusted his glasses
and turned to Teal'c. `Maybe it's time we did something, I mean we
could at least try and speak to Jack?'

Teal'c watched as someone hung the first sprig of mistletoe in the
doorframe, the mechanical Santa that pulled its pants down while
singing jingle bells was returned to pride of place on the top of
the jello counter and his son reached for turkey flavoured ice
cream. The thought ran through his head that it was going to be a
very interesting holiday season and it had only just begun.


I'd love feedback if you feel so inclined….........   Jenny L
bray_4_amber@...

TITLE: The Twelve Days of Christmas

AUTHOR: Jenny L

E-MAIL: bray_4_amber@...

RATING: G

ARCHIVE: SJD Yes, Anywhere else, sure if you want it! And if you
feel like dropping me a line and letting me know, even better. (I
will get round to submitting to heliopolis eventually)

CATEGORY:  Romance (Pete/Sam – but he'll be gone by the end,
Sam/Jack and Davis/Hailey), Christmas fluff, my own slightly strange
brand of humour….

SUMMARY: Twelve days, twelve cheesy Christmas songs, romance, and
all the chaos of Christmas.

DISCLAIMER: "All publicly recognisable characters and places are the
property of
MGM, World Gekko Corp and Double Secret productions. This piece of
fan
fiction was created for entertainment not monetary purposes and no
infringement on copyrights or trademarks was intended. Previously
unrecognised characters and places, and this story, are copyrighted
to the author.
Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and
not
intended by the author."
I'm also gonna use all the songs without permission, sorry!

SPOILERS: I guess up to season 8 but really there is nothing there
that will spoil a particular episode – it's just general
stuff.

STATUS: Finished. I'm going to post a part a day, or you can find
it
all at my yahoo group on 24th December.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Jennyssamandjackff/
If you need any parts with the proper formatting just e-mail me.

AUTHORS NOTES: I can only warn you that there are twelve parts to
this and they are very much un betaed because it took me so long to
get this finished…. (I started for last Christmas and then RL
kept getting in the way.) Also to make this a truly interactive fic
you'll read about the `Pete has….' game. If anyone has any
suggestions for what Pete could have then let me know and I'll
try and get them in. (Although I do refuse to cut off his penis as
the friend who started the game with me keeps suggesting!) Lastly
thanks to Aud for everything – you're a star.

Sorry. but I promise there will be more fic before christmas. I'm
gonna finish e-mail if it kills me.

Jenny

Sorry - no new fic - this is just a message to keep the group open.
I'm still on hiatus in New Zealand but I have been working on some
new stuff so hopefully I'll be able to post something when I get back
in September.

Thanks for reading and your support,

Jenny

Sorry to everyone recieving mail, this is just a post ot keep the
group from being shut down.

I do intend to write some more eventually but as I am currently
spending six months in New Zealand I have had little chance to get
down to it!

Thanks,

Jenny

E-Mail part 2: The Revenge of the E-mail (4/4) – Jenny L- rating G

For disclaimers etc see part 0


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0813 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Lieutenant Colonel Carter

Jack,

Lieutenant Colonel Carter wanted me to tell you that her father
returned to the Tok'ra this morning and that she has gone with him
for a brief visit. She will contact you when she returns.

George Hammond


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 0846 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: We need to talk

Ferretti, are you free later? We have to talk.

Janet


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 0849 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: We need to talk

Sure, I can be free later. Are you gonna give me some inside
information on the mystery parents? We could make a fortune!

Ferretti

P.S. Sorry about all the Valentines' stuff.


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 0855 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Re: We need to talk

Don't you ever stop joking? It's time you grew up, Louis, in a
little under eight months you are going to be a father.

Janet


FROM:  Teal'c mr_t@...
TO: Infirmary infirmary@...
SENT: 0856 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Major Ferretti

I believe someone should attend to Major Louis Ferretti. He has just
fainted at his desk.


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 0900 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Sorry

Sam,

I owe you an apology. When I heard everyone saying that you were
pregnant, I let them believe it. The truth is, I was scared because
I knew it might be me. Well, I got the test back this morning and it
turns out it *is* me. I'm supposed to be a doctor – I'm supposed to
know better. What am I doing?

Janet


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 0903 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Congratulations!

Janet,

I'm so happy for you; you will make a fantastic mom and if you don't
believe me, just ask Cassie. Have you told her yet? Have you told
Ferretti yet?

Sam

P.S. I am probably *not* the person you should be asking for
relationship advise. Jack proposed to me last night, and I don't
know what to do – I even persuaded General Hammond to tell Jack I
had gone to the Tok'ra with my Dad. I really want to say yes, but
I'm worried that he is only doing this because of the baby thing.
How do I know that he would have proposed to me without it?


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 0905 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Thank you

I told Cassie last night, she is ecstatic; she really wants to be a
big sister. She even said that she was going to give up coffee with
me in sympathy. I couldn't face telling Louis, so I e-mailed him but
he still hasn't replied. Despite him being the most unromantic man
in the world, I do love him and I want him to be part of our lives.

Janet


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 0906 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Romance

Romance isn't everything, Jan.  If you want to be with him, forget
the past and go for it.

Sam


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 0910 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Romance

This from the woman who is hiding out on base instead of facing the
issue? Correct me if I'm wrong, but he tells you regularly that he
loves you, you want to marry him, and he wants to marry you. If you
forget the past, then what is the issue?

Janet


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1148 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Charlie

Jack, how did you feel when you found out that Sara was pregnant?

Louis


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1157 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Babies

Charlie was one of the two best things that have ever happened to
me. When Sara told me I was stunned at first, we hadn't been trying,
but I never regretted it for moment. I was so proud of both of them,
and excited, and just a little bit terrified. Sara took it much more
calmly than I did, and I remember doing some really stupid things
when she was pregnant like making her breakfast in the first
trimester and then having to watch her retch into the toilet. She
forgave me in the end, though.

Jack

P.S. By the way Ferretti, congratulations. You and Janet will be
great parents.


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1200 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Janet

I think I've really screwed up with her, Jack.

Louis


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1202 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Janet

Don't give up yet. Women are generally much smarter than us, and
much more forgiving.

Jack


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 1238 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Yahoo groups

Lieutenant Colonel Carter,

  Lieutenant Simmonds has been helping me improve my Internet skills.
He recently showed me the art of googling something or someone. As I
entered your name, I was surprised to find that a Yahoo group has
been set up in your name. I would be honoured to join this group
with your permission.

Teal'c


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1240 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: This has got to stop

Simmonds, enough is enough. I am not going to go out with you - I
love Colonel O'Neill. Is that clear enough? The rest of you should
know better. Especially you, Felger, a beautiful woman has been
trying to ask you out for years and you have been ignoring her.
Chloe is a wonderful person and I think that you should get to know
her better.

Lieutenant Colonel S. Carter


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@..., Lieutenant Rebecca
Rush lieurrush@..., Chloe Rogers crogers@...
SENT: 1242 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: To make you feel better….

What do you call a handcuffed man?
  Trustworthy.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
   Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Why do men like smart women?
   Opposites attract.

          Sam

FROM:  Teal'c mr_t@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...,
Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1248 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Lieutenant Rush / Jonas Quinn

I wish to inform you that I have incarcerated Lieutenant Rush and
Jonas Quinn in the store cupboard on level 21. I believe it will
assist them to `talk out their differences', which will allow me to
regain control of my Disney DVD collection.


FROM: Major Paul Davis majpdavis@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1456 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: A Group song

I think the group song should be: `I will survive'. Sam may know we
exist and may not care, but we will never give up!

Davis

`I like a man who knows how to talk his way into power'


FROM: Sergeant Walter Siler sarwsiler@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1458 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: A Group song

You missed the best bit. SAM KNOWS WE EXIST.  I think our song
should be `You've got to have faith.'

Spaceboy Siler

`You, me, and my wrench.'


FROM: Simon Coombs scoombs@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1501 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Re: A Group song

I don't think it matters what Sam thinks. Just seeing her every day
is enough – maybe she is better as a dream, she wouldn't be as good
in reality.  How about `Love lifts us up where we belong.'?

Coombs

P.S. Has anyone seen Felger?


FROM:  Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1507 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: My beloved

You are all being too negative. Just because she said she loves
Colonel O'Neill, doesn't mean that she will get back together with
him. It is possible to love from afar. I refuse to give up hope
until she is standing at the altar.

The Big G

`Or do we have to arm wrestle …. naked?'


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1554 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Your music!

Man, if you play Celine Dion's `My Heart Will Go On' one more time I
am going to throttle you!

Johnny

P.S. Kick me off your group – see how much I care!

`Colonels and Majors @ XXXXX.com'


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1559 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: You and me.

I've been an idiot, Janet. I'm *so* sorry. I love you, and the
little one.

Louis


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1600 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: You and me.

My office in ten?

Janet


FROM: Master Bra'tac funkydude@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1618 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Golf Balls

Hammond of Texas,

I would be grateful if you could arrange for the provision of golf
balls to the beta site as we are preparing to host a Jaffa versus
Tok'ra tournament to decide who are the superior warriors.

Master Bra'tac


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Master Bra'tac funkydude@...
SENT: 1620 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Golf Balls

Bra'tac,

I would be happy to supply more golf balls and I wish you luck in
the tournament, but I thought you took 50 balls back to the beta
site on your last visit to earth?

General George Hammond.


FROM: Master Bra'tac funkydude@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1623 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Golf Balls

Indeed, Hammond of Texas. However, there was an unfortunate incident
with Anise who had been using the golf balls for a rather unorthodox
purpose. As she was running from a group of Ba'al's Jaffa, they fell
from her upper garments which proved to be effective at stopping her
pursuers but left us without enough balls to play.

Master Bra'tac

P.S. The Jaffa do not need luck. We are the superior warriors and we
shall prove it over 18 holes.


FROM: Jay Felger jfelger@...
TO: Chloe Rogers crogers@...
SENT: 1630 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: This weekend.

They are showing the complete Star wars trilogy at the cinema on
Saturday. Would you like to come with me?

Jay


FROM: Chloe Rogers crogers@...
TO: Jay Felger jfelger@...
SENT: 1631 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: This weekend.

You mean with you and the guys?

Chloe


FROM: Jay Felger jfelger@...
TO: Chloe Rogers crogers@...
SENT: 1632 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Re: This weekend.

Actually, I thought we could go alone.

Jay


FROM: Chloe Rogers crogers@...
TO: Jay Felger jfelger@...
SENT: 1633 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Re: This weekend.

Ohhhhhhh, Jay. YES! YES! YES! YES!


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: SGC personnel allpersonnel@...
SENT: 1646 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Sweet Revenge!

It's my turn, Ferretti.  The new pool `Guess the date that
Ferretti's baby will be born'.
All of his usual rules apply. All bets to be given to Jack O'Neill
by 28/02/2005.

Jack O'Neill


FROM: Becky and Jonas happy_in_love@...
TO: SGC personnel allpersonnel@...
SENT: 1758 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Sharing!

We have worked out our differences, and from now on we have decided
to share our toothpaste and an e-mail address. Both of us can now be
reached at:

happy_in_love@...

Becky & Jonas

P.S. Thanks, Teal'c!


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: SGC personnel allpersonnel@...
SENT: 1827 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Illegal Usage of Base E-Mail

To all personnel,

It has been brought to my attention that certain personnel have been
spending a great deal of time using `yahoo groups'. This is not an
appropriate usage of resources and if it continues I will be forced
to bring action against the offenders.

General Hammond


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 2105 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: A house guest

Hey, sweetie,

How would you feel about Louis coming to live with us?

Mom


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 2221 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Jack

Sam,

I'm sorry about what has been happening with you and Jack. I don't
know if this will help, but I've attached a copy of some e-mails
that Jack has sent me – and the date he sent them on. I really do
believe that the two of you belong together, you've got what Sha're
and I had; hold on to it for as long as you can, because you never
know when it will end.


>SENT: 1021 MT 12 02 2005
>SUBJECT: Valentines
>
>
>How are those rocks, Space Monkey? Remember all those times I saved
your butt?  Well, now I need the favour back. Can you keep Sam
occupied on Monday evening until about eight o'clock? I would ask
Janet but Ferretti probably has plans for her.
>
>Jack

>SENT: 1035 MT 12 02 2005
>SUBJECT: Monday
>
>That's fine, Jack, but what is happening Monday? Isn't Sam normally
at work that late anyway?
>
>DANIEL (not, and I repeat, not, Space monkey)

>SENT: 1038 MT 12 02 2005
>SUBJECT: Re: Monday
>
>Monday is Valentines Day. (Hell, yeah, I remembered – well,
actually, I overheard Janet  whining about it) I've got something
special planned for Sam but knowing my luck she'll choose Monday to
come home early and this absolutely cannot go wrong. This is way to
big for me to mess up
>
>SENT: 1040 MT 12 02 2005
>SUBJECT: Re: Re: Monday
>
>Jack, you have to tell me what is going on. If you are suggesting
what I suspect you are suggesting then this is fantastic.
>You are suggesting what I think you are aren't you?

>SENT: 1043 MT 12 02 2005
>SUBJECT: Sam
>
>I'm going to propose, Daniel, but you absolutely cannot tell anyone
anything. I know what the base is like, and this is between Sam and
me. For once, I want her to be the first to know what is going on
between us. Besides, if she says no, then I won't have to get
undeserved sympathy from everyone.
>
>Jack

>SENT: 1044 MT 12 02 2005
>SUBJECT: Re: Sam
>
>Jack, that is fantastic. I'm so happy for you. Don't worry, there
is no way Sam will turn you down. I can't wait until Monday.
>
>Daniel
>
>SENT: 1048 MT 12 02 2005
>SUBJECT: Re: Re: Sam
>
>I wouldn't be so sure about Sam, Daniel. I'm old enough to be her
father, she's young, beautiful, a hell of a lot smarter than I am,
could have anyone she wants and I've got more baggage than a freight
train. I can't believe I'm doing this, Danny, except I love her. Oh,
and of course she watches the Simpsons with me!
>
>Jack


Daniel.

P.S. Remind Jack of all that I have done for him  - and that he is
going to need a best man.


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 2222 MT 15 02 2005
SUBJECT: Goodnight Sam

I know you aren't there but,

`Night, Sam.

Jack


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 2224 MT 15 05 2005
SUBJECT: Goodnight Jack

Goodnight Jack.

Sam.

P.S. Bye the way – YES!


I'd love feedback if you feel so inclined….........   Jenny L
bray_4_amber@...

E-Mail part 2: The Revenge of the E-mail (2/4) – Jenny L- rating G

For disclaimers etc see part 0:




FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Teal'c mr_t@...
SENT: 0731 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: !!!!!

Isn't it wonderful??? Sam and Jack are having a baby…….


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 0736 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT:  <no subject>

Daniel Jackson,

I believe the saying is `don't numerate your edible poultry before
it has gestated'. We cannot be certain that Major Carter is with
child.

Teal'c


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Teal'c mr_t@...
SENT: 0743 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Sam and Jack

It has to be, Teal'c. Who else could it be? Do you think we will get
asked to be godparents?


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 0748 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: False Gods

Daniel Jackson

Why would I wish to be the father of a God?

Teal'c


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 0749 MT 10 02 2005
SUBJECT: The next stage

Cassie, have you heard? Sam's pregnant.


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0751 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT:  Family

Congratulations, Jack!!!! You must be so happy.


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0834 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Major Carter

Congratulations, son, you and Sam deserve this. If there is anything
I can do to help please just ask. I mentioned it to my daughter and
she is going to dig up some of the girl's old things.
A word of advice though, Jacob and I are going out to play golf
today but you and Sam need to tell him soon: it will be better than
him hearing the news from somebody else.

General George Hammond


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1000 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Weird

Hey, Ferretti,

Is there something going on I don't know about? I've been getting a
lot of weird e-mails from the base. I swear that if this is another
one of your stunts, you and Janet are never going to produce any
little Ferrettis. Got that?

Jack

P.S. You better do something for Janet for Valentines Day or you
could be at the wrong end of a *very* large needle.


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1002 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Weird

You really don't know do you Jack? This e-mail was sent around base:

>FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
>TO: SGC personnel allpersonnel@...
>SENT: 2344 MT 12 02 2005
>SUBJECT: Test Results
>
>To all personnel;
>
>The latest set of blood test results has just returned from the
lab. One blood sample tested positive for pregnancy unfortunately
the test sample was not labelled correctly and we cannot identify
the woman to whom it belonged.
>To save me from re testing every woman on base I would be grateful
if anyone who thinks they might be pregnant could come and see me in
confidence tomorrow.
>
>Dr J. Fraiser
>

We all just guessed it was you and Sam. There isn't really anyone
else it could be. Becky and Jonas aren't even talking to each other
at the moment and Janet is not gonna send an e-mail like that about
herself. The guys and I sat down and went through all the female
personnel who went to the infirmary that day and you were the only
possibility.
Jack, are you ready to be a dad again. Just think how much brainier
than you your kids are gonna be!

Louis

P.S. You can be first on the boy/girl pool!!!! I've already taken
five hundred bucks.


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 1004 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Time

I have to have some time to think, Sam; I'm just not good at
handling this stuff. I'm going out for a bit, I'll talk to you when
I get back.

Love you,

Jack


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT 1032 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Virus

Janet,

Sorry, I missed meeting you for coffee, my computer has had a virus
causing it to shut down. I've lost everything since my last e-mail
from Jack yesterday. This is the first time I've been able to get on-
line and everything is gone.
You know I think I might have a virus too….


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT 1039 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Virus

Sorry about that. Simmonds just managed to cause a surge in the
power supply while doing something on his computer. (And if I find
anymore naked Lara Croft pictures on the science labs network
someone is going to be in trouble.) You would really think that a
top-secret government base would have a more secure computer system.
I think I might have some weird virus because everyone keeps acting
really strangely, grinning at me or looking at my stomach and
someone has taken the coffee out of the coffee machine and replaced
it with de-caff. Tell me if you think I am going nuts!!

Sam

P.S. How are things with you and Ferretti?


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1111 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: The baby…

I can't believe that our beautiful angel is pregnant. I never
allowed myself to believe that there was a real relationship between
her and O'Neill, what does she see in him?

The big G

`Because I care about him ……. more than my CO'


FROM: Jay Felger jfelger@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1114 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: The baby spoiler space

Some of us do not want to know about things that are going to happen
in the future therefore  *please* remember the spoiler space.  Like
this:

*
*
*
*
*
*

See – it's easy. I just glad that the baby isn't Martouf's; I'll
take anyone over him.

Jay

`You, Chloe, a tub of jello.'


FROM: Major Paul Davis majpdavis@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1119 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Spoiler spaces

I don't think that really needs a spoiler space. It's just
speculation – we don't know for certain that she is pregnant.
Shouldn't this sort of thing be in the group rules?

Davis

`I find liasing with the pentagon really sexy'


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1123 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Does it really matter!!!!!

Guys, you are all sad! You have all read the message and even the
most socially challenged on base have heard the news so does it
really matter??!?!?

Oh, god, how do I unsubscribe from this madness?

Johnny

`Naked pictures at XXXXXX.com'


FROM: Sergeant Walter Siler sarwsiler@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1130 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: The baby spoiler space

Jay,

Your post got me thinking. If it has to be one man whom would you
rather be going out with her?

I would chose Daniel because as soon as the Colonel found out he
would kick his ass and the relationship would be over quickly. Or
maybe Orlin because he would ascend pretty quickly and she would be
single, again.

What are your thoughts? Let me know.

Spaceboy Siler

`Oh, what a lovely wrench'


FROM: Simon Coombs scoombs@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1141 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Fic

Graham, you promised me fic! Where is it?????

Coombs

P.S. How do you guys get your quotes to appear on the bottom of your
e-mails?


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Tessa Hammond grandpasgurl@...
SENT: 1644 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Say thank you

Dear Tessa,

Did you have a nice time today, princess? I'm so proud of the A you
got for your school project. Don't forget to say thank you to
Bra'tac for the candy he gave you.

Grandpa George


FROM: Tessa Hammond grandpasgurl@...
TO: Bra'tac funkydude@...
SENT: 1656 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Thank you!

Thank you, Mr Bra'tac, for the candy you gave me when you were at my
house before you and Grandpa went out to play golf. I've made you a
picture like the one I made Grandpa to put on his desk `cos you are
almost as cool as Uncle Jack.

Tessa

P.S. Kayla says thank you too.


FROM: Bra'tac funkydude@...
TO: Tessa Hammond grandpasgurl@...
SENT: 1701 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: <no subject>

Tessa of Texas

You are an intelligent child and will grow to be a formidable young
woman. I would be honoured to have your picture on the walls of my
Tel'tac.

Master Bra'tac


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1704 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: OH MY GOD!

I can't believe it's taken me this long to get to your e-mail….
Daniel, we are the BEST matchmakers, now we just have to help my mom
and Louis. But how do you know? Are you sure? I can't believe Sam
didn't tell us first.

Cassie


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1705 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Are you sure???

Yes, we are sure. Sam didn't really tell us, it came out by accident
but there isn't really anyone else it could be. And it gets better.
Cassie you have to promise not to tell anyone, but Jack is going to
propose tonight, he has got it all planned out… It was obvious to me
that those two belonged together from the first time I saw them
together on Abydos.

Daniel


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1706 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: how???

How is Jack gonna propose? I need details and I need them NOW!


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1707 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: …….

I SAID NOW!


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1708 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Details

Jack bought the ring weeks ago – General Hammond is looking after it
for him. He originally planned to propose tomorrow, Valentines Day
(and I have been doing some very interesting research into the
origins of St Valentine – do you realise the whole legend could be
about a Goa'uld?), but because of everything he has moved it
forward. Jack booked the smartest restaurant in town, and then they
are going dancing. After that, he is going to take her out to his
deck and propose to her under the stars and he has bought champagne.
I hope it goes right for him – he only told me the details because
he was worried that Sam wouldn't like it and would turn him down.

Daniel


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1711 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Awwwwww!!!

Sam is sooooo lucky. I wish a guy would do that for me. Sam won't
turn him down – have you seen the way she looks at him when she
thinks no one else is watching?

Cassie


FROM: Thor supreme_commander_22@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1723 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Dolls

I must apologise, O'Neill, for communicating with you in this way,
but our scientists have been exploring inferior technology and I
found the idea of e-mail most intriguing. We have, however; had to
ban Loki from using the system after he attempted to purchase a
replica of the star ship Enterprise from e-bay. In all my years of
intergalactic travel, I have never seen a more impractical design
for a ship.
Is it possible that you could acquire another `doll' for me? Freya
requested a loan of mine and when she returned it, it had several
punctures.

Thor. Supreme Commander of the Asguard fleet.


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1752 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Today

Janet,

This is getting weird. Every room I have been into today someone has
asked me if I want to sit down or how I am feeling and they have all
had these stupid grins. I can't get hold of Jack who seems to have
disappeared and people keep congratulating me. Are you sure I am not
in some kind of alternate universe?

Sam


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 1754 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Today

Don't worry about it, Sam, it will probably all be cleared up in a
few days. So what have you got planned for tonight? It's not that
long until Valentines Day.

Janet

P.S. I was going through my records and I noticed that you missed
your routine blood tests last week. Come by the infirmary tomorrow
morning and I'll do them. Hanging around Jack has obviously been a
bad influence on you.


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1759 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Blood Tests.

What will be cleared up, Janet? You sound like you know something. I
think that Jack might be planning something tonight – that is where
he has been all day. I'm so excited, Jack rarely surprises me but
when he does it is always something good! When Jack told me he was
retiring I never imagined that I could be this happy.

Sam


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 1801 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: You two…

……….. make me sick sometimes. I'm so jealous, why can't Louis be a
bit more like that? I don't need diamonds or roses everyday but
surely a box of chocolates for Valentines Day isn't too much to ask?

Janet


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1803 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Romance

He is a man, Janet. Sometimes you have to give them a little hint.
Or a staff weapon to the back of the head.

Sam


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1809 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Tomorrow night

Hey, Louis,

What are you doing tomorrow night? I thought you might like to go
out somewhere.

Janet


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1811 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Tomorrow night

Sorry, babe, no can do, I'm going out with the guys. But you could
come over to my place tonight if you like. ;-)

Ferretti


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1814 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Us

Louis,

I'm sorry, but this isn't working out. I don't think we should see
each other anymore outside of work.

Janet


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1817 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT:  < no subject>

Janet,

Did I do something wrong? If this is about Valentines Day then I'm
sure we could go out if you really want to.

Ferretti


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1820 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: The future

I'm sorry, Louis, but I think that we just want different things
from our relationship.

Goodbye,

Janet


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 1824 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Jonas

Sam,

I'm sorry to bring this to you with everything that is going on with
you at the moment but Jonas broke up with me by e-mail. I hate him.
I can't believe he did this to me. And I want him back. I'm so
miserable. Even my mother liked him. Can you talk to him and find
out what I did wrong; he listens to you?

Becky

P.S. Do they do Ben and Jerry's Chocolate fudge brownie in the
commissary?


FROM:  Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Teal'c mr_t@...
SENT: 1824 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Becky

Teal'c

I followed yours and Ferretti's advice and I am so lonely but I
can't do anything about it. Do you think she is missing me? On
Kelowna, when an attachment is broken, it is customary not to have
any contact with the other party. I should really wear a ceremonial
veil when I am out in public to hide my face in case I come across
her.

Jonas

P.S. Have you got any Rocky Road in your quarters?


FROM: Harry Forester sarghforester@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1834 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Newbie

Hi,

I'm a newbie here. Siler told me about this group which he thought I
might like. I work the base security cameras so if you ever want to
do a bit of unobserved Sam watching while I am on just come on in
and see me.

Harry

P.S. Walter said that someone was writing fic, has it been posted
yet???


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1853 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Help me!

Whatever you are doing now can you make sure that Sam stays on base –
  I'm coming over there as soon as I have done one other thing. I
can't wait any longer, Danny. I love her and if she is pregnant,
then that is just an added bonus, but I want her to be my wife. If
she'll have me.

Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: General Jacob Carter genjcarter@...
SENT: 1854 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Your permission

Jacob,

I think you know that I love your daughter. Can I have your
permission to ask her to marry me?

Jack


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 1855 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Hey Sam

I don't know if I'm supposed to tell you this yet but I just
couldn't wait to say CONGRATULATIONS!! This is so great….

Cassie


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1856 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Congratulations

It's nice to hear from you Cassie, but what are you congratulating
me on?

Sam


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 1857 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Congratulations

It's a bit late to try and hide it now, Sam. Everyone knows that you
are pregnant!

Cassie (Honorary big sister?)



  I'd love feedback if you feel so inclined….........   Jenny L
bray_4_amber@...

E-Mail part 2: The Revenge of the E-mail (3/4) – Jenny L- rating G

For disclaimers etc see part 0:



FROM: Harry Forester sarghforester@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1902 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Get down here

You guys have got to get yourself to the CCTV room NOW!  The Colonel
is on his way down to propose to Sam, but she knows that he knows
that she is pregnant. You all owe me chocolate covered Sam clones
for this!

Harry

`He who sees all - knows all'


FROM: Sergeant Walter Siler sarwsiler@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1903 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Snacks

I'll bring the popcorn!

Spaceboy Siler

`The bigger the wrench the bigger the …….'


FROM: Jay Felger jfelger@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1905 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Snacks

In honor of the group I think we should be eating blue jello.

Jay

`You, Chloe and maybe some handcuffs' (ok, is he talking to Chloe
here?  Or about her?  If he's talking to her it should be `You,
Chloe, and maybe some handcuffs')


FROM: Major Paul Davis majpdavis@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1906 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Washington

Sometimes being the pentagon liaison really sucks. I'm stuck in
Washington.

Davis

`Dress uniform looks so hot and you get to wear it every day!'


FROM: Simon Coombs scoombs@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1907 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Washington

Don't worry, Paul; we'll keep you informed. And, Jay, everyone knows
about your jello obsession but some of happen to be allergic.

Simon

P.S. I still can't get my quotes to work


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1910 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: I can't believe I'm doing this….

….but I was looking for one of the Lieutenant Colonel's gadgets that
I dropped (even you, Graham, have to admit that she gets cranky
when someone messes with one of her projects) and I was under the
desk when O'Neill came in. They must have forgotten I was there
because they started arguing; they didn't even notice when I grabbed
my laptop. I can give you a word by word account to add to the
pictures you are getting.

Johnny

P.S. Who put Internet ports under the desks?

`Subscribe to XXXXX.com for $4 a month'


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1911 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Sound

Johnny, I need you to come through for me now, please, I'm begging
you.

The Big G

`I've retired'
`Why, Major Carter?'
`So I can do this' (Kisses handsome young lieutenant standing next
to her)


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1911 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: The action

Okay, okay, and don't you dare start crying, buddy.
Carter was sitting at her computer reading her e-mail and drinking
her coffee, when her face went really pale and she slammed the mug
down. (That's when I dived under the desk – you do not want to be in
her way when she is mad) The next thing I know O'Neill strode in and
said `Marry me.' Just like that, nothing else. You gotta give the
guy credit for being brave. Carter just gave him the death glare
(you know the one – like the time Felger destroyed all the
information on her hard drive while modifying his computer virus).
Wait a moment, she's standing up now, I can only see her feet. And
she's talking to him. `Why now? You didn't even have any plans for
us for Valentines before so what has changed now? Do you really want
me because you love me or maybe it's just because you want a body to
carry your child?'
I think they are just staring at each other now.

Johnny

`Subscribe to XXXXX.com for $4 a month'


FROM: Harry Forester sarghforester@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1914 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Trouble

Heads up, guys, Jacob is on his way down!!

Harry

`He who sees all - knows all'


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1915 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: More action

O'Neill tried to step towards Carter but she moved away, now she's
speaking again. `I thought so, Jack. Well, I've got news for you:
I'm not pregnant, I don't know who is, but it isn't me. I think it's
time we took a break.  She is really mad, I think she's gonna throw
that coffee at him.  Wait, now I can hear footsteps in the corridor.

`Congratulations!' General Carter has just come in and oh, boy is
Carter mad now.

`What ever you think is going on, you have got it wrong. You both
need to leave. NOW!'

I guess you guys can see that they are both leaving. Maybe I can
finally get out from under this desk, sitting in this position
cannot be good for my fertility.

Johnny

`Subscribe to XXXXX.com for $4 a month'


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 2321 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Goodnight

Forgive me?

`Night Sam.

Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 0614 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Morning.

Mornin', Sam. Please forgive me?

Jack

P.S. Happy Valentines day


FROM:  Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: SGC personnel allpersonnel@...
SENT: 0712 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Misunderstanding

For those of you that haven't heard, I would like to state for the
record that I am not, and have never been, pregnant. I would
appreciate it if in the future if my personal life remained just
that, personal.

Lieutenant Colonel S. Carter


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 0717 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Last night

Hey, Jan,

I guess that you have already heard what happened yesterday, at
least now I know why everyone has been acting so strangely. I was so
mad at him last night but I spent a long time talking with Dad
afterwards and he made me see that Jack was probably just scared at
the thought of losing another child. Did you know that he even asked
Dad's permission to marry me? It really was sort of sweet. If only
he had been asking me for real, I would love to be his wife.

Sam


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 0726 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Last night

I'm sure everything will be fine, Sam. Everything always turns out
right for you. I know we were supposed to commiserate Valentines Day
together this evening, but I am going to have to give it a miss.

Janet


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 0728 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Last night

Is everything all right, Jan?

Sam


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 0730 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: I'm fine


It's probably nothing. I was just looking at Cassie, I can't believe
how big she is now. She is going to be twenty next year, it is hard
to believe that she has been with me for nearly ten years now.

Listen, Sam, I have to go and do some work. I'll catch up with you
later if I get a chance.

Janet


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 0731 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Problems

Sure, Janet. You know that if anything is wrong, you can always talk
to me don't you?

Sam


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 0735 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Your mom

Is everything alright with your mom? She seemed a bit distracted
this morning.

Sam


FROM: Chloe Rogers crogers@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 0923 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Valentines Day

Lieutenant,

I thought you might like to get together today and go out. Show the
boys that we don't care if they are idiots, we can have fun on
Valentines Day without them!

Chloe


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO:  Chloe Rogers crogers@...
SENT: 0926 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Valentines Day

That's a brilliant idea, Chloe. Maybe we could ask Colonel Carter
and Doctor Fraiser to join us as well? Perhaps a night out will help
me get over Jonas, and I could certainly do with losing a few pounds
after all the chocolate I've eaten in the last few days. I know what
we should do; lets start a yahoo group like the science boys have,
show them we don't need them.

Becky

P.S. Have you seen Jonas this morning? I only want to know because
my mother said that he hasn't been answering his phone and she was
worried about him, and I'm not sure if I should see him yet.


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...,
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 0938 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: DISNEY

I have just been to your quarters, Jonas Quinn, and I must advise
you that I find `The Little Mermaid' preferable to `Bambi.'


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Teal'c mr_t@...
SENT: 0946 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: DISNEY

But Becky likes Bambi best. We watched it on our fourth date.

Jonas


FROM: Sergeant Walter Siler sarwsiler@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1001 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Googling

Has anyone tried googling Sam's name yet? Or your own name?

Spaceboy Siler

P.S. What about this fic you have been promising us?

`Oh what a lovely wrench'


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1003 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: A good day

I think this is a good day for everyone on this list. The
relationship everyone knew would happen has happened and is over.
Our beautiful angel is free. I choose to remain optimistic, now
Colonel O'Neill has had his chance, it is time for a real hero.
Maybe the hopes of this group's members for the last ten years will
not have been in vain.

The Big G

`No, thank you, Colonel. The Lieutenant's shoulder is much more
comfortable'


FROM: Major Paul Davis majpdavis@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1006 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: A good day

I hate to spoil your mood, but I think we have to be realistic. Just
because they have had one fight doesn't mean that the relationship
is over. The best we can hope for is those few moments when she
shows interest in someone else. Narim or Orlin, for instance. Now,
if we had been waiting for them to get together for ten years and we
had finally watched them kiss last night, then we would have a
reason to be optimistic.

Davis

`Ohhh, baby. Come liaise with me.'


FROM: Jay Felger jfelger@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1007 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Songs

I think we need a group song. Any suggestions?

Felger

`You, Chloe, a large aubergine.'


FROM: Harry Forester sarghforester@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1010 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Fic

I only joined this group for the fic, WHERE IS IT? And Simmonds, if
you don't finish that WIP I'm getting the virtual flame thrower out!

Harry

`Why bother with big brother, CCTV is free and you can get it all
year round.'


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1043 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Tonight

I don't know why I am asking but do any of you fancy a real man's
game?
Poker, 2100 hours, my place.

Johnny

`Doctors and Nurses @ XXXXX.com'


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 1045 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Inappropriate comments

Johnny, I know we are friends, but I think your comments are totally
inappropriate. For your information, the rest of the group will be
participating in world championship RISK tonight. And while we are
on the subject, if you do not stop advertising porn, I will be
forced to suspend you from the group.

The Big G
Group moderator


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1332 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: <no subject>

Hi, Sweetie,

I just wondered how you were today and wanted to tell you that I
love you so much.

Mom

P.S. I don't know if you have heard about Sam and Jack, but Sam
isn't pregnant. Jack proposed to her but she turned him down because
she thought it was just because of the baby, and now they aren't
talking. I'm sorry, honey; I know how much you wanted them to be
happy.


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1337 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: <no subject>

I love you too, mom.

Cassie


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1338 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Mom

Daniel, could you look in on my mom today? She has been acting
really weird.


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1343 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Sam and Jack

I'll go that way now. She might just be upset over the break up with
Ferretti.

Daniel

P.S. I've been away. Do you know what is going on with Sam and Jack?


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1346 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Sam and Jack

I have to go out now Daniel, give me a call this evening and I'll
fill you in. It looks like we weren't as good matchmakers as we
thought we were.

Cassie


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 2101 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Is it you?

Becky, is it you? Are you pregnant?

Jonas


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 2104 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Is it you?

Why should you care? You dumped me!

Becky


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: SGC personnel allpersonnel@...
SENT: 2128 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: A new pool

Who are the parents of the mystery baby?

Usual rules apply. Closing date 17/2/2005 or when we find out the
identity of the parents.

Louis Ferretti


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 2139 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: I've just realised.

Mom, it's you isn't it? You're pregnant, that's why you have been
acting so weird. I'm so happy for you, I can't wait to be a big
sister.

Cassie


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 2357 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Goodnight

Sam, I'm SO sorry for what happened. And I don't know how to say
this, but I need you to know that I love you with or without a baby,
and I should have told you that today. Us being together is the best
thing that has happened to me since Charlie was born. God, I
shouldn't be doing this by e-mail but I wanted to do it on
Valentines Day. I had everything planned, look how that turned out.
Jeez, Carter, why is this making me so nervous?

`Night, Sam.

Marry me?

Jack



I'd love feedback if you feel so inclined….........   Jenny L
bray_4_amber@...

E-Mail part 2: The Revenge of the E-mail (1/4) – Jenny L- rating G

For disclaimers etc see part 0:


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 0532 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Mornin' Sam

Morning, Sam! How did your project go? Did you get any sleep?

Jack


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0731 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Good morning

Good morning, Jack,

I'm sorry about not being able to come home yesterday – and I don't
think I will be able to get home this evening. There is a budget
meeting that is going to take *all* day, can I borrow your Game Boy?
I promise that tomorrow night I am coming home and we will spend
some time together. Your softball team has a match today don't they?
Wish them luck!

Sam

P.S. Don't forget to tape The Simpsons' for me. (And don't you dare
tell Janet that I got addicted.)


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 0912 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Simpsons

Setting the VCR now. (Never get in the way of a Carter and her Homer
fix). I better let you get some work done. See ya tomorrow,

Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 0914 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Hey!

Hey Ferretti!

How are things going down there? Why don't you and the doc come over
for a grill next weekend? Sam would love to see you both. Is all
going well with the doc? All those needles -- I gotta say you're
braver than I am buddy!

Jack

P.S. What is the latest betting pool?


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0923 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Next weekend.

Next weekend sounds good, Jack. You shouldn't be so hard on the doc,
she's wonderful, and I think this could be something. It's great
going out with someone like her, she knows what I do so I don't have
to worry about her getting upset if I disappear on a mission, and
she's military so I don't have to worry about all the normal soppy
stuff you have to with chicks. I really see a future in this
relationship.

Ferretti

P.S. Seeing as you shut down the one on your wedding date I've got
nothing running at the moment, but I'm working on it.


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 1017 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: My non existent ……

relationship. Take a guess where we are going for Valentines Day?
You won't get it so I'll tell you.  NOWHERE. `Hey babe, I'm so glad
you're just like one of the guys, we don't have to worry about any
of that silly stuff, we are great together aren't we?' I'm thinking
six inch hypodermic! I bet Jack is doing something much nicer for
you.

Janet


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1020 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Valentines Day

Maybe you just need to show Ferretti what he could be missing…
Withhold your favours for a few nights! As for Jack he hasn't said
anything about it; I suspect he's forgotten. But I don't mind, what
with me moving in I think he has probably had overload. Never mind,
a girl can dream!

Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1021 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Valentines


How are those rocks, Space Monkey? Remember all those times I saved
your butt?  Well, now I need the favour back. Can you keep Sam
occupied on Monday evening until about 2000 hundred hours? I would
ask Janet but Ferretti probably has plans for her.

Jack


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1035 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Monday

That's fine, Jack, but what is happening Monday? Isn't Sam normally
at work that late anyway?

DANIEL (not and I repeat not, Space monkey)


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1038 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Monday

Monday is Valentines Day. (Hell, yeah, I remembered – well actually,
I overheard Janet whining about it) I've got something special
planned for Sam, but knowing my luck she'll choose Monday to come
home early and this absolutely cannot go wrong. This is *way* too
big for me to mess up.


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1040 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Monday

Jack, you have to tell me what is going on. If you are suggesting
what I think you are suggesting, then this is fantastic.
You are suggesting what I think you are, aren't you?


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1043 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Sam

I'm going to propose, Daniel, but you absolutely cannot tell anyone
*anything*. I know what the base is like and this is between Sam and
me. For once I want her to be the first to know what is going on
between us. Besides, if she says no, then I won't have to get
undeserved sympathy from everyone.

Jack


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1044 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Sam

Jack, that is fantastic! I'm so happy for you! Don't worry, there is
no way Sam will turn you down. I can't wait until Monday.

Daniel


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1048 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Sam

I wouldn't be so sure about Sam, Daniel. I'm old enough to be her
father, she's young, beautiful, a hell of a lot smarter than I am,
could have anyone she wants and I've got more baggage than a freight
train. I can't believe I'm doing this, Danny, except I love her. Oh,
and of course she watches 'The Simpsons' with me!

Jack


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1052 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: You

You really should stop trying to spoil the moment with a joke, Jack.
There are times when your sense of humour just isn't funny. If you
tell Sam everything you just told me – without `The Simpsons' – then
she'll say yes. I know she will. Can I get Ferretti to start up the
pool again? The money could keep me in `rocks' for years.

Daniel


FROM: sams_fans sams_fans@yahoogroups.com
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@..., Jay Felger
jfelger@..., Simon Coombs scoombs@..., Sergeant Walter Siler
sarwsiler@..., Major Paul Davis majpdavis@...
SENT: 1231 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: A New Group

A new group has been created and you have been invited to join!

Sams_fans is a group dedicated to the one and only Samantha Carter.

To join sams_fans please visit sams_fans@yahoogroups.com


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: sams_fans sams_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1234 MT 12 02 2004
SUBJECT: My Group

Hi Guys,

Welcome to my group where we are free to discuss the great
wonderfulness that is Samantha Carter without fear of reprisals or
Colonel O'Neill. ROFLMAO

GROUP RULES

1. Any subject is acceptable as long as it concerns Samantha Carter.

2. Fan fiction is welcomed as long as it is properly labelled. Jack
whumping fic is also acceptable.

3. Off Topic posts are to be properly labelled.

4. Strictly no NC 17 material. We can never defile our Sam's image
in that way.

5. The existence of the group is to be more classified than the
existence of the SGC. No one other than group members must know
about it and it must never be spoken of.

The Moderator.


FROM: yahoo groups yahoo_groups@yahoogroups.com
TO: sams_fans sams_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1249 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: A new poll

A new poll has been created for your group:

In a jello wrestling battle who would win?

Sam Carter
Anise
Hathor
Laira
Kynthia
None of the above

To vote visit;  sams_fans@yahoogroups.com



FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1357 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Sad, sad, sad.

No way! Uh huh! Graham, you have dragged me far enough into your
obsession. I have told you far too many times already, man, that
this is not healthy – this group really is the last straw.

Johnny

P.S. Hathor, definitely. It's in the red hair.


FROM: Chloe Rogers crogers@...
TO: Jay Felger jfelger@...
SENT: 1411 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Monday

Dr Felger,

I was wondering if on Monday you would like to come to the cinema
with me for Valentines Day?

Yours Sincerely,

Chloe


FROM: Jay Felger jfelger@...
TO: Chloe Rogers crogers@...
SENT: 1414 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Monday

Chloe, you should know by now that Monday night is RISK night. All
the guys will be playing. You could come and join us though, if you
are looking for company. I've formed an alliance with Dr Coombs and
we are going to take over Northern Africa.

Jay


FROM: General Jacob Carter genjcarter@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1543 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Golf

George,

Seeing as I am in town for a few weeks, I wondered if you felt like
meeting me for a game of Golf? Selmak has even promised not to make
any comments about how hitting a small white ball with a large metal
stick could be fun. (And it has nothing to do with the two
uninterrupted hours of Star Trek that I promised her– what can I
say; she likes a good comedy!)

Jacob

P.S. Do you think I should give Jack a reminder that it is
Valentines Day on Monday? Sam says that he hasn't mentioned it and
if he forgets, then I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of
her temper.


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: General Jacob Carter genjcarter@...
SENT: 1556 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Golf


Golf would be fine, Jacob. Sunday morning 1000 hours? Bra'tac is
also on earth this weekend – I was going to invite him to join us.

George

P.S. Don't worry about Jack. He's got everything under control – I'm
looking after Sam's present for him.


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Teal'c mr_t@..., Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1612 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Becky

Teal'c, Ferretti. Sam asked me to stop bugging her with questions
about my relationship, so I thought I would ask you guys.
  Becky keeps telling me we need to share more. On Kelowna after a
couple had been dating for three months they would share the
responsibility for a newly born animal, kinda like a kitten. It was
a symbol that their relationship would last forever. I don't think I
am ready for that. What do I do?

Jonas


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...
TO:  Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 1615 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Your relationship

Jonas Quinn.

It would be unfair on Lieutenant Rush for you to lead her on with
false hopes if you do not intend on furthering the relationship. I
believe Daniel Jackson says: `follow your heart.'


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 1620 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Becky

When they start wanting commitment man, you gotta get out or they
won't stop until they've been down the aisle in the big white dress
and you've got a mother in law as well as a wife to nag you. Keep it
simple.


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 1623 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Our Relationship

Dear Becky,

I'm sorry to say this but I don't think we should see each other any
more.

Jonas


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 2330 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Goodnight

I'm sorry, I can't get home tonight. Goodnight, Jack.

Sam

P.S. How did your team do?


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 2333 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Night Sam.

They won!!! Remember, Carter, you promised to be out of your lab by
midnight. You are coming home tomorrow and you will need your energy
for all `The Simpsons' we are going to have to catch up on!

`Night, Sam.

Jack


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: SGC personnel allpersonnel@...
SENT: 2344 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Test Results

To all personnel;

The latest set of blood test results has just returned from the lab.
One blood sample tested positive for pregnancy, unfortunately the
test sample was not labelled correctly and we cannot identify the
woman to whom it belonged.
To save me from re-testing every woman on base, I would be grateful
if anyone who thinks they might be pregnant could come and see me in
the strictest confidence tomorrow.

Dr J. Fraiser



I'd love feedback if you feel so inclined….........   Jenny L
bray_4_amber@...

TITLE: E-Mail part 2; The Revenge of the E-mail (0/4)

AUTHOR: Jenny L

E-MAIL: bray_4_amber@...

RATING: G

ARCHIVE: SJD Yes, Anywhere else, sure if you want it! And if you
feel like dropping me a line and letting me know, even better..

CATEGORY: Sam/Jack, Janet/Ferretti, Becky/Jonas, Chloe/Felger.
Romance, humour.

SUMMARY: A cross section of the SGC's e-mails. Takes up where the
original piece (on my yahoo  group, address below or just e-mail
me,) finished…… Jack/Sam, Janet/Ferretti, Becky/Jonas are all in
relationships, they've done the big romantic get together so what
happens now. Also sees the return of all the other characters plus a
few new ones.

DISCLAIMER: "All publicly recognisable characters and places are the
property of
MGM, World Gekko Corp and Double Secret productions. This piece of
fan
fiction was created for entertainment not monetary purposes and no
infringement on copyrights or trademarks was intended. Previously
unrecognised characters and places, and this story, are copyrighted
to the author.
Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and
not
intended by the author."

SPOILERS: Up to season 6 because Jonas is in it. And Chloe is in it
from Season 7 but all I really used was her name and that she's a
lab tech – it really won't spoil any episodes for you!

STATUS: Finished. I'm going to post a part a day, or you can find it
at my yahoo group where the original is also.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Jennyssamandjackff/
If you need any parts with the proper formatting just e-mail me.

AUTHORS NOTES: My brain scares me sometimes…… After the original I
wasn't going to do a sequel and then it just wouldn't stop coming.
You have been warned. Totally off topic if there are any New
Zealanders out there I'd love to talk to you as I'm coming to your
wonderful country for six months. (you might want to escape now!)
And seriously I have two big thank yous to say. Firstly to Tricia
who corrected all my British / Americanisms, this time round Jonas
won't be in a dress …. And to Aud who is so much more than a beta
reader I couldn't have done it without you!! Happy Christmas
everyone….

So it's been a while since I've posted anything despite my good
intentions. But never fear - I've just posted the final part of E-
Mail 2; The Revenge of the E-Mail to my beta. As soon as I have
finished editing it will be with you....... You have been warned!

Jenny

TITLE: E-Mail (0/9)

AUTHOR: Jenny L

E-MAIL: bray_4_amber@...

RATING: PG

ARCHIVE: SJD Yes, Anywhere else, sure if you want it! And if you
feel like dropping me a line and letting me know, even better..

SUMMARY: A cross section of the SGC's e-mails. Jack retires, what
happens next? (sooo original!)

DISCLAIMER: "All publicly recognisable characters and places are the
property of
MGM, World Gekko Corp and Double Secret productions. This piece of
fan
fiction was created for entertainment not monetary purposes and no
infringement on copyrights or trademarks was intended. Previously
unrecognised characters and places, and this story, are copyrighted
to the author.
Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and
not
intended by the author."

SPOILERS: Up to season 6 because Jonas is in it.

STATUS: Finished. I'm going to post a part a day, or you can find it
at my yahoo group.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Jennyssamandjackff/
If you need any parts with the proper formatting just e-mail me.

AUTHORS NOTES: Firstly much thanks to Audrey not just for betaing
but also for encouraging me to finish this, giving me the confidence
to post it, sending me postcards and old stargate magazines and for
listening to me whine through my A-levels and job search. Aud you
are fantastic! Secondly this is dedicated to everybody out there
like me who is waiting to find out their A-Level results…(argh!)  I
hope you all get what you need for Uni or whatever you want to do
next.
(P.S The dates are done British style, ie day/month/year rather than
American style, ie month/day/year because I got half way through
before someone pointed this out.)

FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0734 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Morning

Hey Sammie,

What a beautiful morning it is!

Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0737 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Morning

With respect *sir*. If you didn't have to appear in front of a room
full of people this afternoon, I would have rearranged your face by
now. I am never again to be called SAMMIE. But it is a beautiful
morning, would you like to join me in the lab for coffee.

Sam


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0759 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: The truth

You promised you would tell me what you were doing last night. I saw
you getting out of the car this morning and you were humming to
yourself. What are your orders for today?

Janet


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 0802 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Last night

Janet,

My specific orders for today are to keep the colonel occupied. I was
planning on spending the morning in my lab, there is a nice piece of
useless technology that he can dismantle while I do some work. The
ceremony starts at four, so after lunch we are going to hide from
Freya and Anise and then he has to start greeting guests.

Sam

P.S. Jack got back earlier than expected. We had dinner. We talked.
I'm not telling you anymore than that.


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0805 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Daniel

When this is all over I expect details !!! Feel free to come and see
Daniel at any time, he's driving me mad. (But *please* confiscate
anything from the colonel that could cause destruction.)

Janet


FROM: Colonel I Chekhov colichecov@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT:  1234 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Insults

General,

I have just been called young by a strange creature dressed in no
more than rags. The Russian government will not stand for this type
of insult, they should be removed from the ceremony at once.

Colonel Chekhov


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Colonel I Chekhov colichecov@...
SENT:  1241 MT 04 07 2006
SUBJECT: The Nox

Colonel,

I can assure you this was not meant as an insult. The Nox are a
peace loving people whose technology is far in advance of our own,
and may I remind you, Colonel, that this is a retirement party not a
government summit. These people are here to honour a fine officer,
not to sign international treaties.

General Hammond.


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: SGC personnel allpersonnel@...
SENT: 1246 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: The Nox

Would the officer accompanying Lya of the Nox, please make sure that
she stays away from any politicians, particularly Russian or
Chinese. Could those officers accompanying politicians, particularly
Russian or Chinese, make sure they stay away from Colonel O'Neill.

General Hammond

P.S. Security on the base must be maintained, as it has just been
confirmed that the President will be attending the ceremony.


FROM: Lieutenant Robert Jones lieurjones@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1253 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Edoran delegation

Sir,

I am accompanying the ambassadors from Edora, they are most adamant
that they want to see Colonel O'Neill. Is this permitted?

Lieutenant Jones


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1300 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Thor

Sir,

Thor has just beamed into the middle of the mess. The mess sergeant
is worried about health and safety, is it possible that any diseases
could be transmitted?

Lieutenant Simmonds


FROM: The President POTUS@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1301 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Speech

George,

How is my speech?

The president


FROM: Colonel Jonathon O'Neill coljoneill@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1303 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: diplomacy

Sir,

I resent the implication that I cannot be diplomatic. Ask Thor;
he'll back me up.

Colonel O'Neill


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1304 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Wodan and Egar

Sir,

Were you aware that Wodan and Egar have retained the extra powers
given to them by Nirrti? Wodan has been levitating Siler's wrench.

Major Ferretti


FROM: General Jacob Carter genjcarter@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1307 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: My daughter

George, what have you been doing to my daughter? She looks amazing.
Nothing has happened between her and Jack has it, he hasn't retired
yet?!

Jacob


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1309 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Headache

Doctor,

Would you please have a nurse bring some aspirin to my office.

General Hammond


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1421 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Tonight

Hey Daniel,

I want to check that we are still on for tonight; I need to know
every detail!

Cassie


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@..., Teal'c mr_t@..., Jonas
Quinn jquinn@..., Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...,
Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1434 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Jack's present

We'll meet at 1500 in the infirmary to give Jack his present before
the ceremony starts. Daniel, I'll have Jonas pick you up and take
you to the control room then. My dad is going to keep Anise busy so
she doesn't see you.

Sam


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT:  1436 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Meeting

Sam,

I gotta bring Wodan and Egar with me. General's orders that I don't
leave them alone.

Ferretti


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1503 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Our meeting

Well that was certainly interesting Jan! I would never have had
Ferretti down as liking you, it's just a shame that Egar had to read
him mind for it to come out.

Sam

P.S. I think Jack really liked his present, although we better hide
it for the next few hours. He said that he would sabotage the
ceremony by hanging the blow doll  from the stargate and telling
Thor that Kinsey had killed his sister!



FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1505 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Embarrassment

I am going to die of embarrassment. I can't believe Ferretti. Please
tell me you won't say anything to anyone, perhaps we can pretend it
didn't happen.

Janet


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1510 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Embarrassment

I won't say anything, but I'm not the one you have to worry about. I
don't think Jack will let Ferretti live it down. But look on the
bright side, at least he wasn't thinking about you naked, you did
have a bikini to cover you. And you could do worse than Ferretti. I
have to go to the Gateroom but we'll talk later.

Sam


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1510 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Sorry

Doctor,

I am so sorry. I didn't mean to think it, I tried not to, but it was
just impossible.

Ferretti


FROM: Colonel Jonathon O'Neill coljoneill@...
TO: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1511 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Smooth!

Nice one, Ferretti. I never had you down as liking the doc. I really
am gonna have to thank Egar for letting us in on that secret. It
almost makes up for the betting pools.

Jack


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: Colonel Jonathon O'Neill coljoneill@...
SENT: 1512 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: <no subject>

With respect Jack, shut up! It took an alien with mind reading
abilities and six years for anybody to know how I felt about the
doc. It took you three weeks and two beers to tell me what you felt
for Major Carter.

Ferretti


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1557 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: The ceremony

Hi Cassie, as requested, I'm going to tell you everything that
happens tonight, starting with the layout of the room below….
I'm sitting in the control room so I have a great view of the gate
room below. All the guests are seated, all the officers and soldiers
from the base are standing to attention. The general is at the
podium on the top of the ramp with lots of military officials to his
left. They are all standing as the President comes into the room
with two secret service agents, General Hammond has introduced him
and now he is going up the ramp. Sam and Jack are standing next to
each other at the foot of the ramp with the rest of SG1, they both
look incredible in their dress blues and Hammond looks so proud of
them.


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1614 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: The ceremony pt 2

The Presidents speech was perfect. He thanked everyone for coming
and welcomed all the guests - he even shook hands with Thor. Then he
talked about the heroism of all the people who work at the SGC
before moving on to SG 1 and Jack. Your mom looked like she was
about to cry. The general is back at the podium now.


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1636 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: The ceremony pt 3

I think even Jack must be blushing by now. After the President one
ambassador from each planet present has been up and said something
about Jack. Laira thanked him and Sam for all they had done and then
her and Sam shook hands before she kissed Jack on the cheek. Even
Garshaw acknowledged how much SG 1 had done for the Tok'ra.
Bra'tac's speech was my favourite; he called Jack a formidable
warrior who would be a great loss to the fight against the Goa'uld.
Now it's General Hammond's turn.


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1640 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: The ceremony pt 4

Hammond has just promoted Sam to Lieutenant Colonel! Jack must have
known about it, he's grinning like anything and she looks so happy.
Just Jack's speech to go, and then they are going to clear the floor
and have food and dancing.


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1641 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Jack's speech

Has Jack said anything about Sam? Tell me what is happening!!


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1644 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Jack's speech

Nothing happened. I thought for a minute that he was going to say
something when he paused but nothing happened, he just made a lame
joke. You could see everyone holding their breath. Jack has just
made his final salute and is coming down the ramp towards Sa……


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1646 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Jack's speech

What's happening?


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1647 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Re: Jack's speech

Daniel
TELL ME NOW. It is just cruel to leave me hanging like this. And
don't forget my mom knows how to cause you lots of pain!


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1648 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Re: Jack's speech



DANIEL!!!!!!



FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1650 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Jack and Sam at last

Jack walked slowly off the ramp looking Sam straight in the eyes all
the way down. He stopped when he was almost touching her and said
three words. `I'm retired, Colonel'. Then she smiled and he kissed
her, right there, in front of everyone and they all started clapping
and cheering. I saw General Hammond slapping Jacob on the back,
Jonas and Becky hugging each other, Thor was standing on a chair,
even Teal'c smiled!


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1654 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: I was right!

I'm so excited!! It's about time though; I thought they would never
make it. Thanks for doing this for me, Daniel.

Cassie

P.S. I wonder who won the pool.


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1656 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Tonight

I have to go, Cassie. Siler has promised to wheel me out before
Anise gets a chance to come up here.

Daniel


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 2100 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Dancing

Tonight has been amazing. At the moment, Garshaw is dancing with
General Hammond, Sam is in Jack's arms as she has been all night
except for when she danced with her father. Becky and Jonas
disappeared a long time ago and the last time I saw your mom she was
leaving with Major Ferretti. For one night, the Jaffa and the Tok'ra
have called a truce, Teal'c has rescued me from the clutches of
Anise.
I think more has been done in the fight against the Goual'd tonight
than has been done in centuries because all of the people who want
to see their downfall have come together on equal terms to celebrate
the career of one amazing man.
When I first met Jack, I thought he was just a dumb military man who
was determined to shoot everything he didn't trust. Sometimes he
drives me up the wall However many times I tell him I am not called
Space Monkey, he just doesn't get it. He can be tactless and pig
headed, but despite it all, the galaxy loves him, and he's my best
friend.

Daniel


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 2113 MT 04 07 2004
SUBJECT: Jack

Daniel, have you been drinking? Seriously that was really nice. I
promise never to tell Jack. Now go, and enjoy yourself, I have to
sit up and worry about what my Mom is getting up to.

Cassie


FROM: General Jacob Carter genjcarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0637 MT 05 07 2004
SUBJECT: My daughter

I have to leave Earth now, but I want to ask you to look after my
daughter. Remember Selmak is hundreds of years old, and knows lots
of innovative ways to cause you pain.

Jacob


FROM: General Jacob Carter genjcarter@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0638 MT 05 07 2004
SUBJECT: Be happy

I hope he makes you happy Sam, don't tell him this, but he's a good
man even if he will never be good enough for you.

Dad

P.S. If he ever hurts you just let me know.


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1030 MT 05 07 2004
SUBJECT: Your winnings

Congratulations on winning the pool, General. I will have the
winnings delivered to your office by lunch time.

Major Ferretti


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1032 MT 05 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Your winnings.

Save the money until we have to buy them a wedding present. I don't
think that will be too far in the future.

General Hammond


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1101 MT 05 07 2004
SUBJECT: A date

Sam,

Forget everything I said yesterday. Louis asked me out on a date
this weekend! You have to help me prepare.

Janet


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@..., Daniel Jackson
djackson@..., Teal'c mr_t@..., Jonas Quinn jquinn@...,
Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@..., Major Louis Ferretti
majlferetti@...
SENT: 1456 MT 05 07 2004
SUBJECT: Present

Thanks for the present, kids. I loaned the blow up doll to Thor; I
thought he could use it as a decoy when he's in battle.

Jack

FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1505 MT 05 07 2004
SUBJECT: Last night

Last night must have been hard for you, man. If you need a drinking
buddy you know where I am.

Johnny


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 1507 MT 05 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Last night

Yesterday evening was fantastic. Captain Hailey is just as smart and
beautiful as Lieutenant Colonel Carter, and she isn't in love with
her commanding officer.

Graham

P.S. I got some great photographs of her, do you think she would
mind if I put them in my locker?


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 2334 MT 05 07 2004
SUBJECT: Goodnight Sam

`Night Sam. We have to get up early tomorrow to go fishing.

Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 2336 MT 05 07 2004
SUBJECT: Goodnight

Jack, I'm in the next room. You could do this in person.

Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 2337 MT 05 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Goodnight
It's a tradition, Sam. And this way, I know when you are working on
your vacation because you are sitting at your computer.

`Night Sam.

Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 2339 MT 05 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Goodnight

You win, I'm coming to bed.

Goodnight Jack.

FROM: Master Bra'tac funkydude@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1455 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: <no subject>

HAMMOND OF TEXAS. I AM PLEASED TO ACCEPT YOUR HOSPITALITY FOR THE
NEXT FEW DAYS AND TO HAVE THE CHANCE TO HONOUR A GREAT WARRIOR.
YOUR E MAIL IS A MOST INTRIGUING INVENTION, I WOULD LIKE TO `SURF
THE NET' ON CHULAK. WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE TO ARRANGE THIS?

YOUR FRIEND
BRA'TAC


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: SGC personnel allpersonnel@...
SENT: 1502 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Base security

Over the next few days, there will be a number of aliens staying on
the base. I order them to be shown every courtesy. However I do not
expect them to be shown how to access the base computer system!

General Hammond

P.S. The person that got Bra'tac an e-mail address should tell him
that it is considered rude to write in capital letters.


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@..., Jonas Quinn jquinn@...,
Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@..., Major Louis Ferretti
majlferetti@...
SENT: 1645 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Jack's present

When Teal'c and I were out this afternoon we got the perfect present
for Jack. It's a life size inflatable Thor!! There is also a
matching writing set, boxer shorts and photo frame. Can you all be
in my lab at 1830, so we can take a picture to put in it?

Sam


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1653 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Tonight

Can we be quick, Sam? Becky and I are leaving here at 1900 to meet
her parents for dinner.

Jonas

P.S. Should I wear a tie? Do I need to call her father `sir'?


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 1659 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Tonight

Don't worry so much. Call Becky and ask her what you should do, but
most of all just relax and try to enjoy yourself.

Sam


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1901 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Alien visitors

Sam,

I've just had the list of alien visitors to the SGC. I don't know
how to say this but Laira is going to act as ambassador for Edora.

Janet


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1946 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Laira

Honey, are you okay? I went down to your lab but it was locked. Your
sergeant said that you had gone home, but you aren't answering you
phone.

Janet


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1949 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Laira

I'm fine, really. I just need to be alone right now. This was always
going to happen some day, I just guess I thought it would be after
we had something definite between us. What if he decides that he
wants to retire to Edora again?

Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 2249 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Goodnight

`Night, Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0456 MT  01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Lie in

See, I stayed in bed late this morning!

Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1010 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Where are you?

Is everything okay?

Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1015 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Sam

Hey doc,

Is everything alright with Sam? She hasn't been speaking to me.

Jack


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1023 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Sam

Sam found out yesterday that Laira is on the guest list. She went
home early last night and this morning she has locked herself in her
lab. Maybe you could try and talk to her?

  Janet?



FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1030 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Guests

Oh for crying out loud! Why doesn't somebody tell me about these
things? Next thing you know Anise will be coming and bringing
Cynthia with her.

Jack


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1033 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Anise

Well actually Anise is on this list, she's coming with Jacob and
Garshaw.

Janet

P.S. But the good news, Cynthia on the other hand can't make it


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1038 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Anise

I'm gonna shoot somebody. Remind me again why I agreed to do this??

Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1056 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: My ex girlfriends

Sam, I'm sorry if I hurt you when I was on Edora. I guess it's
something that we have never really talked about, but we should when
I get back. I also never thanked you for bringing me home, although
it may not have looked like it at the time, I am glad to be back.
There is no way I would ever go back to Edora now, and I'm sure
Laira has moved on with her life.
On the day though, it's not Laira I'm worried about, it's Anise.
What on earth possessed General Hammond when he agreed to have her
back on the base??!!? Maybe we can stick her in the infirmary with
Daniel……

Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1103 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Anise

We'll talk when you get home. I'm sorry I jumped to conclusions, I
just didn't expect to hear her name again.
As for Anise; General Hammond only agreed on the condition that she
didn't bring any of her science projects with her. We're allowed to
go through all her belongings before she leaves the ramp! It would
be a bit cruel to leave her with Daniel who can't run away, how
about Ferretti instead?

Sam


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1455 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Parents

Sam,

I'm scared. My parents loved Jonas. My mother told me afterwards
that she thought he was cute! She's promised to send him cookies
every week and he promised to phone her. HELP… Even my father liked
him, although what they found to talk about I don't know, my father
started talking about a wedding. We've only been going out for two
weeks, what if they scared Jonas off?

Becky


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Teal'c mr_t@...
SENT: 1456 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Becky's parents

Teal'c,

Last night was amazing. Becky's parents are wonderful. Her mother
makes the most amazing homemade bread, it melts in your mouth. And
she has promised to send me cookies each week. Teal'c, she made this
cake as well, I could have eaten the whole thing. When she found out
that I didn't have parents, she said that she would ring me each
week, like she does Becky.

Jonas


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 1500 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: no subject

I believe it is customary on earth to dislike your mother in law.
O'Neill referred to them as the second most scary person after the
father in law.
I must go, Ry'ac is about to beat my top score on Tetris and the
episode of Oprah that Bra'tac was watching has finished.


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 2147 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Goodnight Jack

Goodnight Jack. Two days and counting!

Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 2222 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Two days

Remember, we've got to get through the `party' first. I think
torture would be a more appropriate word.

Night Sam,

Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0401 MT 02 07 2004
SUBJECT: Morning

I'm setting out for Colorado this morning. See you soon, Sam.

Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0931 MT 02 07 2004
SUBJECT: Home

I hope you've got your speech ready!

Sam


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0933 MT 02 07 2004
SUBJECT: Good news

There are two representatives coming from Edora. Laira and a man
named Cyaman. They have requested married quarters for the night!

Janet


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 0945 MT 02 07 2004
SUBJECT: Parents

Becky,

You are going out with an alien, some things are going to be
different. Just be glad they get on.

Sam

P.S. Judging by Jonas' smile yesterday, I don't thing you have
anything to worry about.


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1016 MT 02 07 2004
SUBJECT: Your plan

I hate to say this buddy, but I think your plan failed. The Major
has been smiling all morning and making us work twice as hard.

Johnny


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 1032 MT 02 07 2006
SUBJECT: Re: Your plan

If Major Carter is happy, then I am happy, that is all I ever wanted.

Graham

P.S. Have you ever noticed how beautiful Captain Hailey is when she
smiles.


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1034 MT 02 07 2004
SUBJECT: Hailey

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!


FROM: The President POTUS@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1214 MT 02 07 2004
SUBJECT: The party
ATTACHMENTS: Speech.doc

George,

I know my attendance at the party is supposed to be a secret to
provide security, but I need you to go through my speech to make
sure that I am not going to offend anybody. Not only have I got to
please various alien races, I've also got to keep the Russians and
the Chinese happy.
At a guess, I would imagine that Colonel O'Neill is not happy about
being the centre of attention. He's a good man, I only wish I could
honour him publicly. Hopefully, my approval of Major Carter's
promotion will soften the blow.

With thanks,

The President

P.S. How are Kayla and Tessa? Did they like the Christmas card I
sent them?


FROM:  Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 2301 MT 02 07 2004
SUBJECT: Goodnight

I know you're on the road, but I couldn't resist doing this. It
seems like we only don't do it when something is wrong.

Goodnight Jack,

Sam


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: SGC personnel allpersonnel@...
SENT: 0830 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: Final arrangements

By this stage, everybody should have been assigned  a role for
tomorrow. I would like to remind all personnel that the entire SGC
will be on display, and we must do our best to give a good
impression. You are the best that this country has got, the best I
have ever worked with, and this is our chance to prove that.

General Hammond

P.S. Colonel O'Neill's retirement is official after the he has made
his speech. I do not expect any encouragement for resolution of
betting pools (which I do not know formally exist) to begin until
this time.


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0834 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: Special duties

Major,

Tomorrow, I am assigning you special duties. I don't mind what you
do, but I want you to keep Colonel O'Neill occupied while he is on
base.

General Hammond


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0915 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: Tonight

I didn't realise so many freeway stops had internet terminals.
Anyway, it looks like I might be home a bit earlier tonight than
planned. I was thinking that maybe we could go to dinner, just the
two of us, before the chaos tomorrow.
Just a suggestion, I won't be offended if you say no.

Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0917 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Tonight

I would love to go to dinner with you, Jack. We can say goodnight in
person Call me as soon as you are ready.

Sam


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1109 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: The party

Daniel,

How are you feeling? Are you being allowed to go to the party
tomorrow?

Cassie


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1343 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: The party

Your mom said I can go if I use a wheel chair. I'll be stuck
watching from the control room hiding from Anise. Why?

Daniel


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1346 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: A Favour

So, if you are going to be in the control room you could use a
computer? I'm not allowed to come to this party and I really want to
know what is going to happen. There will finally be no regulations
between them, I can just imagine the scene. Jack making his final
salute to General Hammond and then taking Sam in his arms and
dancing beneath the stargate. (I can't believe they are having
dancing in the gate room!) I was thinking that you could send me e-
mails telling me what is going on, I want to know the second
something happens.

Cassie


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1353 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: A Favour

I know I will regret this but okay, why not? It will give me someone
to talk to. And if Anise asks, I can say I am doing essential work.
But don't be too disappointed if nothing happens; neither of them
are big on showing their feelings in public and I can't see Jack
making a big gesture.

Daniel


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1355 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Re: A Favour

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1834 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: What were…..

…you smiling about when you were in with Daniel a minute ago? Never
mind, you can tell me tonight when we celebrate your last night as a
single woman. 2000 at Barneys?

Janet


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1836 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: Sorry!

I've got plans tonight. Actually, I'm late. Got to run! I promise I
will tell you tomorrow. Wish me luck.

Sam

FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1030 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Morning

Good morning Jack!

Sam (Simmonds devotion has some advantages, one of which is; he
smuggled me my laptop)


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1032 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Morning

And good morning to you too! So come on then Carter, how did you
manage to get yourself captured on an `uninhabited' planet? Isn't
that the sort of thing the jarheads are supposed to do?

It's good to have you back, Sam,

  Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1040 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Getting caught

Firstly *sir*, how were we supposed to know that there were natives
when we had seen no evidence of inhabitation? And how many times
have we been ambushed when you have been in command?
As we trekked to the site, Daniel and Jonas were having a `friendly'
discussion about the exact translation of some Goa'uld artefacts
that SG 12 brought back from their last mission. Daniel wasn't
looking where he was going, and he fell down a hole that had been
loosely covered. It was…….


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1058 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Getting caught- continued

Sorry about that, Janet came in, and I had to hide the laptop.
Anyway, as we were trying to pull Daniel out, we were ambushed There
were too many of them for us to fight, and even if we had, we
wouldn't have been able to run far with Daniel.
They stuck us in a cage until SG 6 and 15 pulled us out. Daniel and
Jonas tried to negotiate, but they weren't listening and Daniel was
so doped up on pain killers, that I don't think he was at his best.
Jonas wants to use the computer, so I've got to go.

Sam

P.S. Why didn't I get welcome home cookies like Jonas?


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 1103 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Cookies

Becky,

The cookies were great; I especially liked the Banana bits. I can't
wait to see you again.

Jonas


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 1106 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: A secret

Promise not to tell Doctor Fraiser, but I'm still on base. As soon
as she goes to lunch one of the nurses is going to tell me and I'll
sneak in for a bit.

Love you,
  Becky


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 1107 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: <no subject>

I love you too, Becky.

Jonas
(I have to give the computer back now,but I will see you at lunch
time.)


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1108 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Laptop

Sam,

If you think that I didn't see the laptop you were hiding under your
pillow, then you are sadly mistaken, the power cable trailing from
your bed is a bit of a giveaway. Colonel O'Neill would have waited
until this afternoon; I know this for certain, just like I know that
Lieutenant Rush is going to be waiting for me to go for lunch for a
long time, as I brought sandwiches in with me!

Janet

P.S. On this occasion I won't confiscate your computer on the
grounds that you would probably find another way to contact him.


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1108 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Jonas

He said he LOVES ME!!!!! I'm so happy.

Becky (It does mean the same thing as on Kelnowna, doesn't it?)


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 1113 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Jonas

Yes, it means the same thing on Kelnowna. I'm glad it is going so
well for the two of you Have you decided where you are going on your
next date?

Sam

P.S. Jonas is as excited as you. He hasn't stopped grinning all
morning - just be glad Colonel O'Neill isn't here.


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1145 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Betting pools

Hey Louis,

In the excitement of the last few days I quite forgot an interesting
conversation I had with someone about one of your betting pools.
Don't say I didn't warn you.

Jack

P.S. I hear Daniel gives very reasonably priced lessons in
Abydonian. You're gonna need them.


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1149 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Injuries

Get well soon, Space Monkey! Seriously though, well done, Danny boy,
Sam tells me you tried to negotiate even where you were in lots of
pain. I know what broken ankles are like, but you'll be okay in a
few weeks.

Jack


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1450 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Progress!

The others finally got discharged from the infirmary but Sam left me
her laptop so I can write to you. There is definitely something
going on between Sam and Jack. When we were away, Sam got a nice
black eye from one of our guards after he told her that we were
trespassing and the punishment was life imprisonment. She said `for
crying out loud.'
And this morning when she sweet talked Simmonds into getting her
laptop, we all thought she was working, in fact she was e-mailing
Jack. Let's just hope they finally get their act together!

Daniel

P.S. Your mom told me you are going to France, it's a beautiful
country.


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 2234 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Goodnight

Goodnight Jack!

Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 2247 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Goodnight

It feels good to be able to do this again!

Night, Sam,

  Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0423 MT 28 06 2004
SUBJECT: Morning

Rise and shine! Morning, Sam.


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0915 MT 28 06 2004
SUBJECT: Morning

I have the day off - I thought you did to. Why are you awake at
0423???

Sam


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 0918 MT 28 06 2004
SUBJECT: Shopping?

Jan,

We've both got the day off, so do you fancy some shopping after I've
been in to visit Daniel? Give me a call.

Sam


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@..., Teal'c mr_t@...,
Jonas Quinn jquinn@..., Doctor Janet Fraiser
majjfraiser@..., Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1233 MT 28 06 2004
SUBJECT: Gift for Jack

I was thinking (I've got a lot of time on my hands at the moment)
that we should get a retirement present for Jack. What do you think?
Any suggestions about what we should buy?

Daniel

P.S. Thanks for visiting, Sam. The real coffee was great, now I've
just got to persuade the nurses to make it for me.


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1244 MT 28 06 2004
SUBJECT: Early mornings

Dawn fishing Sam! It's the best time of the day to do it. I can sit
on the dock and watch the sun rise. Then I have lunch and go back to
sleep for a few hours. It's a great way to spend a day and it
involves very little work… When I finally get you here, I'm hiding
your computer and all your books, so you'll have to relax.

Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1957 MT 28 06 2004
SUBJECT: Day's off

I'm still invited to go ?fishing then? I might not be when you find
out about the latest plans for your leaving party. They're calling
all our off world teams back so they are present for a speech of
thanks by the Secretary of Defence and Hammond isn't sending any non
essential missions out this week.
I would also like to point out that I had the day off today, and I
haven't done any work. Janet and I have been shopping and spending
time with Cassie. I can't believe that she is going away for a year.

Sam

FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 2002 MT 28 06 2004
SUBJECT: Present

Good idea, Daniel. I'll think about it tonight and let you know
tomorrow.

Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 2201 MT 28 06 2004
SUBJECT: Fishing

You're still invited fishing although I may not turn up for my
party. Maybe Thor could make a clone of me?
Night, Sam,

  Jack

P.S. While I was away, I caught a fish just for you. It's in my
freezer.


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 2259 MT 28 06 2004
SUBJECT: Goodnight

Just sit back and enjoy it. You were the one who said we never got a
fanfare for saving the world; consider this your fanfare.

Goodnight, Jack

P.S. I don't mind if you eat the fish before I get there.


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0421 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Morning

Morning, Sam.


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0915 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Morning

0421!! As long as you don't expect me to get up at 0421 when I'm
there.

Sam


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0918 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: HELP!

Sam,

  My parents have decided to pay me a surprise visit and they want to
meet Jonas. What am I going to do?

Becky


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 0923 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: HELP!

Calm down. The first thing you need to do is tell Jonas. When do
your parents get in?

Sam


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0925 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Parents

They're flying in tonight. I'm supposed to be going out with Jonas
tomorrow. I've only been going out with him for two weeks, but I
talked about him so much to my parents, that they want to meet him.
If I ever tell my mother anything about my personal life again,
remember to shoot me.

Becky


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 0926 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: My parents

Hey babe,

I know it's soon but my parents are coming in tonight and they want
to meet you for dinner tomorrow. Is that okay?
Becky


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 0929 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Parents

Becky,

I would love to meet your parents. They sound like wonderful people.
Do I need to present them with any gifts?

Jonas


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 0946 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Parents

Daniel,

I need to know about earth customs. Becky's parents are coming to
town and I don't want to do anything to offend them. What is the
ceremonial procedure?

Jonas


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1010 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: <no subject>

General Hammond,

My son arrives tomorrow and I would like permission to take him to
the surface of this world.

Teal'c


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Teal'c mr_t@...
SENT: 1231 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Ryac

I will see what I can do, Teal'c.

General Hammond


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1233 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Present

Daniel Jackson,

I suggest the Simpsons on DVD as a present for Colonel O'Neill.


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1246 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Jack's present

Danny,

Personally I think you should get Jack `that' blue dress, or at
least a copy of it. He talked about it for weeks!!!

Louis


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@..., Teal'c mr_t@...,
Jonas Quinn jquinn@..., Doctor Janet Fraiser
majjfraiser@..., Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1537 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: A present for Jack

Guys I still haven't come up with anything to get for Jack. Teal'c,
the Simpsons DVD's were a good idea, but I think it should be
something that he wouldn't buy for himself.

Daniel

P.S. Ferretti I am not even going to acknowledge your suggestion
with a response. And no, before you suggest it, we are not getting a
stripper either.


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 1546 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Parents

Jonas,
There is no official procedure. Just be yourself, but be polite and
look smart. If you are really desperate for dating advice, ask
Cassie to borrow her FRIENDS videos.

Daniel


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 2258 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Goodnight

Jack,

Maybe you should talk to Jonas. He's going to meet Becky's parents
and he's very nervous.

Goodnight,
Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 2201 MT 28 06 2004
SUBJECT: You father

Jonas and Becky's parents. Are Dad and Selmak coming to my party?

Night, Sam,

Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0433 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Dad

Morning, Sam. I need to know if Jacob is coming, because if he is,
then I am definitely not. Sam, a zat is a lot more effective than a
shot gun!

Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0912 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Dad

Don't panic, Jack. My father will not shoot you because he knows
what I will do with him if he does. Besides, Selmak is on your side…

Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0915 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Dad

I've got to rely on a snake to watch my six??!?!!?

Jack


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO:  All SGC personnel excluding SG1, the General and Doctor Fraiser
everyone-SG1@...
SENT: 0929 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: New pool

Our favourite couple - guess the date of the wedding. Minimum bet
$20.

Louis Ferretti

P.S. Bite me Simmonds!


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Teal'c mr_t@...
SENT: 0954 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Ryac

You have permission to take Ry'ac to the surface and into Colorado
springs for the afternoon as long as you take a member of the SGC
with you. However Bra'tac will have to stay on base.

General Hammond


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1002 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Ry'ac

Thank you, General Hammond


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1004 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: my son

I would appreciate it if you would accompany myself and my son when
we visit Colorado Springs this afternoon.


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1332 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Poker

Okay Graham, I'm sorry for everything I said. But hey, the boss is
off this afternoon. Come down and make up our four for poker?

Johnny


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 1336 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Poker

You just want someone to win money off. Besides I am too busy;
General Hammond has got me organising Colonel O'Neill's retirement
party.

Graham


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1339 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Money

You got me! Now are you in?


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 1345 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Money

I'm not playing. Johnny, I'm so happy, as part of my
responsibilities I've been given a guest list. Guess who is on
it?............. LAIRA!!!!!!!

Graham


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1346 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Laira?

Laira ?


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 1348 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: LAIRA

Laira is the person who is going to give me a chance with my angel…
Sam will never go for O'Neill with her present.

Johnny

FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Tessa Hammond grandpasgurl@...
SENT: 0838 MT 25 06 2004
SUBJECT: Your dance show

Dear Tessa,

I am very sorry that I can't come to your dance show today, but some
friends of mine are in trouble and I have to help them. I know I
miss a lot of your shows, but I promise I will make it up to you
Perhaps when I have a day off, I can take you and Kayla out for the
day.
Good luck for tonight, I am sure you will be the star of the show.
Make sure your daddy takes a picture for me to put on my desk.

Grandpa George


FROM: Tessa Hammond grandpasgurl@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 0900 MT 25 06 2004
SUBJECT: < your friends>

Don't be sorry grandpa, there is another show next semester. I hope
that your friends are okay, when my friend Lucy went away, I was
very sad but mom made me some hotdogs to cheer me up, now I have a
new best friend. Mom said that I can make you hot dogs next time you
come over, so that you aren't sad. I made another picture for you
like the one of the dogs that you liked so much, and I made a
picture of fish for Jack. Is Jack going to come see us again soon?
(I hope so, he made me laugh and he knew lots of cool songs.)

Tessa

P.S. Kayla wants to know if we can have chocolate ice cream when we
go out with you?


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Tessa Hammond grandpasgurl@...
SENT: 0905 MT 25 06 2004
SUBJECT: Ice cream

Of course you can have ice cream, princess. I have to go and do some
work now, but I'll try to call you tonight to see how the show went.

Grandpa George.


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1032 MT 25 06 2004
SUBJECT: Everything okay?

I know you said that you weren't going to be home for a few days
because there was something going on at the base, but is Sam okay? I
thought she would have e-mailed me by now.

Cassie


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1046 MT 25 06 2004
SUBJECT: Sam

Cassie, try not to worry too much honey, but SG 1 didn't return from
their mission as planned, and we haven't heard from them since. I
have to stay on base to be part of a medical rescue team, *if* we
are needed. If I could, I'd come up to be with you but I need to
sleep on the base so I know what is going on. As soon as I know
anything about Sam, I'll call you, sweetie.
Do you need anything?

Love,
   Mom


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1051 MT 25 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Sam

I'm fine, mom. You just look after Sam for me. Besides nothing can
happen to her and the rest of SG 1, now she finally has a chance
with Jack. I know you think I'm a hopeless romantic, but they are in
love and it's going to have a happy ending. Trust me, I'm your
daughter!

Cassie


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1059 MT 25 06 2004
SUBJECT: Hopeless romantic

You make me feel better already. It's the sitting around waiting
that's the problem. But I hope you're right about Sam and Jack; if
anyone deserves to be happy it's those two. You don't happen to have
money in Ferretti's pool do you? On second thoughts, I don't want to
know the answer to that.
I'll call you tonight, after your French class.

Mom


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1248 MT 25 06 2004
SUBJECT: Rescue

SG 6 know where SG 1 are. They believe they are being held captive
and their radios have been removed, which is why we can't contact
them. The natives are primitive but there are large numbers of them,
so SG 15 are going to wait until dark to try and pull SG 1 out.
Unfortunately, dark on the planet will not be until 1800 tomorrow,
therefore the medical team is stood down until that time. Try to get
some rest, doctor Hopefully, we'll have them back tomorrow.

General Hammond


TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1301 MT 25 06 2004
SUBJECT: SG 1

I'm sorry about before, Johnny, I promise no more messages about the
wonderfulness that is Major Samantha Carter. I just need to know
what SG 6 reported to General Hammond. I know you were in the gate
room.

Graham


TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 1305 MT 25 06 2004
SUBJECT: No way….

….am I telling you something like that?. And until you send me a
message that a real man would send, I'm ignoring you.

Johnny


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1523 MT 25 06 2004
SUBJECT: My team

Is everything alright with SG 1? I've just checked my e-mail at an
internet café on the way back to the cabin and I haven't heard
anything from any of them.

Jack

P.S. I think I can sort something out with regards to the betting
pool.


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1536 MT 25 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: My team

I'm sorry to have to tell you like this son, but SG1 didn't return
from their mission. SG 6 and SG 15 went after them, and we believe
they are being held captive by the inhabitants of the planet. We are
going to pull them out as soon as it gets dark at 1800 tomorrow,
until then SG 6 and 15 are monitoring the situation. As far as we
know they are all alive and well.

General Hammond


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1540 MT 25 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Re: My team

With respect sir, why the hell didn't anyone call me?!!! I left a
cell phone number. Has anyone actually seen SG 1? Have you made
contact with them? I thought this planet was uninhabited, why
weren't they better prepared?
I'm coming back straightaway; I shouldn't have let them go on this
mission without me.

Jack


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1545 MT 25 06 2004
SUBJECT: No Jack

Don't come back here, there really is nothing you can do. You know
as well as I do, that you can't go on any more active missions. We
have good people out there, they will get SG 1 back, and you know
that Major Carter is the best. She will do everything possible to
bring them home, you just have to trust her.
Jack, this isn't the last time this is going to happen. It's hard,
but you have to let go; you can't do everything, son. Go back to
your cabin, try not to panic and let us do our jobs. I have got no
intention of leaving anyone behind. If the rescue mission fails,
then, and only then, will I consider letting you return.

General Hammond

P.S. She will be fine. She blew up a sun, I don't think she would
let some natives stop her.


FROM:  Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 1603 MT 25 06 2004
SUBJECT: SG 1

It looks like SG 1 are being held by the natives. They are going to
try and pull them out at 1800 tomorrow, so there is nothing we can
do until then. Try to eat something and get some sleep, I know it's
hard.

Janet


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1606 MT 25 06 2004
SUBJECT: Tonight

Hey honey,
They are going to try and rescue Sam tomorrow, so I am going to stay
on base tonight. Hopefully I'll be able to come home tomorrow
evening.

Love you,
Mom


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1523 MT 26 06 2004
SUBJECT: Orders

Sir,

I'm back at the cabin as ordered, but you can't expect me not to
worry. Have there been any developments?

Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1534 MT 26 06 2004
SUBJECT: Sam

Janet,

The general told me that they are going to try and get SG 1 out this
evening. Is there anything else I need to know?
God Janet, I'm tearing my hair out up here. Suddenly, I understand
what Sara went through. The SGC can't afford to lose her. I can't
afford to lose her, not now. Maybe fate is finally catching up with
me.

Jack


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1542 MT 26 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Sam

Colonel,

There is absolutely nothing that you could have done that would have
made any difference. The General is telling you everything. We have
no reason to believe that any of SG 1 are even injured. SG 6 and 15
know what they are doing so don't blame this on yourself, Jack. As
my daughter put it, it's love and it's going to have a happy ending.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Janet


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1555 MT 26 06 2004
SUBJECT: love

I hope you and Cassie are right, because if you aren't, then I don't
know what I'll do. To start with, Hammond can forget his party.

Jack


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1600 MT 26 06 2004
SUBJECT: Jack

Sir,

  I'm concerned about Colonel O'Neill. He is very concerned and he is
hiding his fear with anger.

Janet


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1604 MT 26 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Jack

I know doctor, but there isn't anything else I can do. If it doesn't
work out tonight, I'll bring him back to the base. Until then, there
isn't much else we can do, except try to reassure him.

General Hammond


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1620 MT 26 06 2004
SUBJECT: Developments

Jack,

There has been no change in the situation since yesterday. I'm going
to the control room to supervise the rescue from there, but I will
have someone contact you as soon as I am able to.

George


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1833 MT 26 06 2004
SUBJECT: We've got them!

Doctor,

All of SG 1 were rescued and they are all alive although Daniel
Jackson has two broken ankles which means they are having to
stretcher him back without alerting the natives to their location.
The medical team should be ready as soon as they get back through
the gate, which SG 6 estimates will be about 2100.

General Hammond


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 1846 MT 26 06 2004
SUBJECT: SG 1

SG 1 have been rescued, they are all alive. Jonas is fine. They are
due back at 2100, you can be in the infirmary but you are not to
treat Jonas Quinn.

Doctor Fraiser


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1850 MT 26 06 2004
SUBJECT: Jonas

Thank you ma'am!

Lieutenant Rush


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 2101 MT 26 06 2004
SUBJECT: Home!

Jack,

SG 1 have just gated home with SG 6 and SG 15. They are all well,
except for Doctor Jackson who has two broken ankles. Doctor Fraiser
is keeping them all in overnight to rest, but they will all make a
full recovery.

George


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 2104 MT 26 06 2004
SUBJECT: Thank you

General,

Thank you. I would also like to apologise for anything I may have
said over the last two days.

Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 2106 MT 26 06 2004
SUBJECT: My team

Are they really okay Doc?

Jack


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 2110 MT 26 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Thank you

Apology accepted Jack, we were all worried about them. I'll see you
on the 4th, you will need a short speech.

George

P.S. My granddaughters want to know when you are going to visit
them? Something about showing Tessa some new tricks on her yo-yo.


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 2323 MT 26 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: My team

Yes, Colonel. They are all fine. It will take Daniel a while to get
back on his feet, the rest have bruises but nothing more serious.
I'm keeping them all in the infirmary until tomorrow afternoon, so
you won't be able to contact them until then, they need to rest.
Now I'm going home to see my daughter, and to get some sleep,

Janet

FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0530 MT 20 06 2004
SUBJECT: Morning

Just wanted to say `good morning', Jack. My first mission in
command, and I'm scared as hell. But I know it will be okay, because
I learnt from the best.
See you soon,
Sam


FROM:  Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1200 MT 20 06 2004
SUBJECT:  Everything okay?

Sam gave me the heads up that you and your mom might be having some
problems. Just wanted to let you know that I am here if you want to
talk.

Jack


FROM:  Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1235 MT 20 06 2004
SUBJECT:  Re: Everything okay?

Everything is fine, Jack. My mom and I sat down and talked at dinner
last night. She has agreed that I can go to Paris for a year, so
long as I call her once a week and promise to let her visit. I'm so
excited Jack, I can't wait to tell Sam when she gets back.

Cassie


FROM:  Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1303 MT 20 06 2004
SUBJECT:  Paris

You're going to Paris? When did you grow up? What happened to the
little girl that used to run around my back yard with her puppy? I
feel so old.

(Grandpa) Jack


FROM:  Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1305 MT 20 06 2004
SUBJECT:  Paris

Doc,
Cassie is going to Paris, huh? I can't believe how quickly she is
growing up.
Did SG 1 get off okay?  How was Carter?
Jack


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1734 MT 20 06 2004
SUBJECT: Growing up

It's going to be hard to let go of her, but I knew I would some day
and I haven't seen her this excited in years. Besides, I would have
loved Paris when I was nineteen, so I guess I can't stop her.
SG 1 got off fine, even if Captain Milligan did look a little green;
I think he's been reading too many old SG 1 mission reports. This is
just a standard recon mission to get them used to working together,
and he looked ready for all out war with the Goa'uld. Sam was up
early this morning, but when she walked into the gate room it didn't
show at all. She gave the order and led the new SG 1 through the
stargate like she had been in command for years. You would have been
proud of her, sir.

Janet


FROM:  Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1811 MT 20 06 2004
SUBJECT:  Carter

I always knew she could do it doc. And don't worry too much about
Cassie, if anything really goes wrong, Hammond will authorise an SG
1 rescue mission.

Jack


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...,
SENT: 1030 MT 21 06 2004
SUBJECT: When the cat's away…..

Hey buddy, do you feel like joining me for a game of poker this
afternoon? Win some money off the gullible marines? Now Major Carter
is away it's much easier to sneak off! 1500 in storage room 4.

Johnny


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 1056 MT 21 06 2004
SUBJECT: Stupid Games

Don't you realise that my heart has been physically ripped from my
body and then run through Colonel O'Neill's electronic paper
shredder? I can't eat, I can't sleep. Everywhere I go I imagine my
beautiful angel's face, and you expect me to play poker?!!??! She
would never be degraded by gambling.

Graham


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1121 MT 21 06 2004
SUBJECT: <no subject>

You really worry me. No joking man, I think it's time you saw
Mackenzie. I'll make up some excuse for you with the guys.


FROM: Doctor Philip Mackenzie, colpmackenzie@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1650 MT 21 06 2004
SUBJECT: Appointment

Lieutenant,

Following a consultation with Dr Fraiser, your voluntary appointment
has been arranged for 0900 hours tomorrow morning. (22 06 2004)

Dr Mackenzie.
SGC Psychiatrist .


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0831 MT 22 06 2004
SUBJECT: That matter we discussed.

How are you doing son? I hear the fishing is very good at this time
of year. In regards to our earlier discussions, I'm pleased to tell
you that Major Carter's promotion to Lieutenant Colonel has been
approved. We'll give her the good news at your retirement ceremony.

George


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 0835 MT 22 06 2004
SUBJECT: Thank you

General,

  Thank you for arranging this. It means a lot to me, and no one
deserves it more than Carter. If there is any way in which I can
repay you, just let me know.

Jack


FROM:  General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0842 MT 22 06 2004
SUBJECT: Repayment

Jack,

Major Carter probably would have got this promotion without either
of us, so you don't need to do anything to repay me. However, if you
really want to do something there is a certain betting pool that you
could help me with, I believe the prize is up to almost $1000. We'll
talk when you get back, enjoy your vacation, son.

George


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1300 MT 22 06 2004
SUBJECT: SG 1

Hey doc,
Have you heard anything from SG 1 yet? Did they make their scheduled
check in?

Jack

FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1324 MT 22 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: SG 1

Yes sir, they made their contact. Sam knows what she is doing, you
are going to have to learn to let go.

Janet


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1326 MT 22 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Re: SG 1

I know, I know, they don't need an old man like me hanging around.
But, just as it's hard to let go of Cassie, it's hard to let go of
my team. I can't believe how much they have all grown up since our
first mission. I still remember Carter championing women's rights on
every opportunity we got, and Danny with his allergies. His hand to
hand combat skills are now so good I have to train before I take him
on.

Jack


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1345 MT 22 06 2004
SUBJECT: Growing old

With respect sir, I know that's not true, I'm the one who had to fix
Daniel up the last time you took him on in the gym. Now stop feeling
sorry for yourself, and go out and enjoy your free time. You are at
your cabin surrounded by the great out doors, so what are you doing
inside on your e-mail account?

Janet

P.S. I know Sam doesn't think you are old.


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@..., General George Hammond
genghammond@..., Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1637 MT 22 06 2004
SUBJECT: Enjoying life

On the advice of a friend,  I am going to enjoy my time here so I'm
going to take a camping trip to a lake that has some fish. I'll be
out of contact until 25 06 2004. In an emergency, I can be reached
on my cell phone.

Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1643 MT 22 06 2004
SUBJECT: Your mission

I'm writing this e-mail so it will be in your inbox when you get
back from your mission. On the doc's advice I'm going to take a few
days out and go on a camping trip, so I won't be able to speak to
you again until the 26th. I want to know all the stories when I get
back, especially the ones that involve scientists embarrassing
themselves!

Jack.


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 0830 MT 23 06 2004
SUBJECT: Infirmary procedure

Lieutenant,

Due to the nature of your relationship with Jonas Quinn please be
aware that when SG 1 returns this afternoon, you will not be able to
treat him.

Dr Fraiser

P.S. Do you have anything nice planned for his return?


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 0855 MT 23 06 2004
SUBJECT: Welcome home

  I baked some Banana cookies…but please don't tell anyone else, as
SG 3 are getting back today and I don't want them stolen. Ma'am, do
you have any? ideas where we should go for our next date, I told
Jonas that I would organise it, now I have to come up with something
that lives up to what he did for me.

Becky


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 0914 MT 23 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Welcome home

When we aren't working in the infirmary, please call me Janet. Jonas
will love the cookies, shame you can't smuggle in some Ben and
Jerry's as well! (Did you see the article about how many calories it
contains? I don't know how Jonas and Teal'c can eat so much of the
stuff and stay in shape…)
I wouldn't worry about your next date; Jonas will like
anything `new'. If you get really stuck, talk to Sam, she knows him
better than I do. We girls have got to stick together.

Janet


FROM: Tessa Hammond grandpasgurl@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1630 MT 23 06 2004
SUBJECT: My Dance show

Mom said to E-mail you and remind you about my dance show on the
25th. I hope you can come this time, grandpa.
Love you lots,
  Tessa


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1630 MT 23 06 2004
SUBJECT: SG 1

Ma'am, weren't SG 1 due back by now?

Becky Rush


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 1646 MT 23 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: SG 1

They are only a few hours overdue, and this is SG 1 we are talking
about. Try not to worry, this won't be the last time this happens.
Jonas can look after himself and Sam would never let any of them get
hurt; she's learnt from the best. How much trouble do you think they
can get into on a mineral survey?

Janet


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1647 MT 23 06 2004
SUBJECT: SG 1

Sir,

Has there been any contact from SG 1? I believe they were due back
at 1530. Major Carter told me that this was just a routine mineral
survey, Do I need an emergency team standing by in the gate room?

Doctor Fraiser


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1652 MT 23 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: SG 1

They are overdue doctor, but they made all their scheduled check ins
and there were no problems. They are on a low risk mission and there
could be any number of reasons why they were held up; we have to
trust in Major Carter. Try not to worry doctor, if we haven't heard
from them in 24 hours, I'll send in a search and rescue team.

General Hammond.


FROM:  Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 0731 MT 24 06 2004
SUBJECT: My angel

Johnny,

My angel didn't get back from her mission yesterday. What am I going
to do? What if something has happened to her? I can't live without
her beautiful face.


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 0923 MT 24 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: My angel

I know that we have been friends for a long time man, but I can't
keep replying to these E-mails. Sorry to be harsh, but come find me
when you've got a life!

Johnny


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1230 MT 24 06 2004
SUBJECT: Medical team

I've asked SG 6 to be prepared to gate to PXC-562 at 1500. I would
also like a medical team to be on standby until they return.

General Hammond


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1247 MT 24 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Medical team

The team is prepared to go as soon as they are needed. I'll be
heading the team myself.

Doctor Fraiser

P.S. Sir, do you think I should make Colonel O'Neill aware of the
situation?


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1254 MT 24 06 2004
SUBJECT: Colonel O'Neill

Quite frankly doctor, I think that for the time being it is better
that he doesn't know. We have no evidence that something has
happened to SG 1, and I don't want to worry him. You said yourself,
that with his knees you would never authorise him to go on an active
mission again, and he will hate not being able to do anything. I'll
contact him when SG 6 get back.

General Hammond


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1345 MT 24 06 2004
SUBJECT: Rescue team

Ma'am, I would like to be part of the standby rescue team.

Lieutenant Rush


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 1432 MT 24 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Rescue team

I'm afraid I can't authorise that, Lieutenant. You will stay in the
infirmary and work from there. Try not to worry, I'm sure Jonas is
fine and he wouldn't want you to risk your life for him. The best
you can do is to get on with your job, and remember I am always here
if you need to talk.

Doctor Fraiser.


FROM: Doctor Philip Mackenzie, colpmackenzie@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@..., General George Hammond
genghammond@...
SENT: 1435 MT 24 06 2004
SUBJECT: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds

Before I submit a full (and costly) report on the condition of this
officer I would like to make some informal suggestions.

Psychiatrically, there is nothing wrong with him He is just an
officer who has difficulty identifying with others in social
situations, and has latched onto Major Carter because she has
occasionally shown him kindness. I suggest that the best `cure'
would be to get him more involved with social occasions on the base,
possibly helping to organise Colonel O'Neill's retirement party.

Doctor Mackenzie


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Doctor Philip Mackenzie, colpmackenzie@...
SENT: 1439 MT 24 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds

Doctor

I don't have time for this at the moment. Summarise this report in
English please and do whatever you think is necessary.

General Hammond


FROM: Doctor Philip Mackenzie, colpmackenzie@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1446 MT 24 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds

He has no friends, sir. Give him something to do that involves other
members of the base so people have to talk to him.

Doctor Mackenzie.


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1538 MT 24 06 2004
SUBJECT: SG 1

SG 6 found no signs of SG 1 at the gate. They are now proceeding to
the site that SG 1 was going to explore. I will contact you as soon
as I know anything more.

General Hammond


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 1541 MT 24 06 2004
SUBJECT: SG 1

Becky,

SG 6 didn't find anything at the gate, so they are following SG 1's
path. I know that you are going to worry and that ordering you to go
home wouldn't have any effect so I want you to eat something and go
to your quarters, otherwise I will have you forcibly removed. We all
want SG 1 home, and some of our best people are looking for them.
Making yourself ill won't help.

Janet


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 2348 MT 24 06 2004
SUBJECT: Rescue mission

SG 6 have just reported finding signs of a fight near the site that
SG 1 were investigating. It appears that the planet isn't as
uninhabited as we first thought, so I'm sending SG 15 out as back up.
SG 6 also found blood, although no signs of a victim, as far as we
know there is still hope for SG 1.

General Hammond.

FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0630 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: Good morning

Mornin' Sam.


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0801 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: Last night

I had to tell someone about how great last night was. I had no idea
Jonas could be so romantic. He turned up at my door with a bunch of
flowers, and boy, did he look good in those black jeans and that
black, fitted jumper. I'd never considered him to be a good dresser
before. I guess I've never really seen him out of fatigues (except
when he is in the infirmary.) After that, he took me to this
secluded spot in the woods, and set out a picnic for us. At first, I
was a bit concerned because I am a vegetarian, but he knew that as
well. Then we had strawberries, Sam, I *love* strawberries. Then we
talked for hours, he told me about all the things he would like to
do on Earth. I swear he is the perfect man; I've never been with a
guy who is so considerate before. We've got another date planned for
when SG1 gets back from their mission, I said that I would plan
somewhere. Where do you think Jonas would like?
God Sam, writing this to you I've just realised that he didn't kiss
me goodnight. Do you think I did something wrong? Did he leave
someone on Kelnowna? Am I just the rebound girl?

Becky


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0802 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: My date

Thank you, thank you, thank you Sam. Last night was brilliant.
Everything went well and Becky loved it! The flowers were a good
idea, she smiled so much when I gave them to her then she said that
she thought I was cute. No one has ever called me cute before. Is
being cute a bad thing? Maybe she was only saying that to protect my
feelings? What if she isn't attracted to me? On Kelnowna it's
customary for a friend to talk to the girl.

Jonas


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0804 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: Sleep

Just a quick reminder that if I find you in your lab before 0830 I
will be forced to have you escorted from the mountain. I also expect
you to eat something, remember you want to be looking your best when
Jack gets back!

Janet


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0807 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: Talking to mom

Sam, you remember a while back I talked about going to Europe for a
year? Well the company that I wrote to just got back to me; they've
found me a job in Paris. I can pay for the airfare with my savings,
but I don't know if mom will let me go. Could you talk to her?

Cassie


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0810 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: You've got to be kidding

20%!!! Sam you can't do this to me. I'll give you 10%.

Ferretti


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0814 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: The mission

So Sam, can I take those books along with me on our mission to PXC-
562? It would be really useful to do some of the referencing while I
was on world. I know that Jack always claimed there wasn't any room
on FRED, but he just didn't like the books. Can we get together and
talk about this?

Daniel


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0815 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: <no subject>

Major Carter

What is the function of an `easy bake' oven? Surely if baking was
made easier, then all oven's would be easy bake?

Teal'c


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@..., Jonas Quinn
jquinn@..., Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@..., Major Louis Ferretti
majlferetti@..., Daniel Jackson djackson@..., Teal'c
mr_t@...
SENT: 0831 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: I have work to do.

Becky, Jonas. Talk to each other, not to me. You don't need a go
between. Jonas you like Becky, Becky you like Jonas, so sort it out.
I'm sure you are going to have a wonderful time together.
Janet I've eaten, I've slept and now I'm going to work. I also know
that he won't care about what I look like, which is one of the
reasons I like him so much.
Cassie, talk to your mom. You're 19, I'm sure she will understand
and even if she doesn't, I can't live your life for you.
Ferretti, 20% or the deal is off. No bargaining.
Daniel, I can't believe that Jack has been gone only a few days and
you are acting like this. Remind me again how many times he saved
your life? Doesn't that tell you he knew what he was doing when he
checked your packing?
And Teal'c, do not go any where near E-bay unless another human
member of the SGC is present.
Now, I have some actual work to do. If I do not finish this project
by 1800, it will be carted off to Area 51 and we will never see it
again. Therefore do not try and speak to me until after this time.
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR ?

Sam


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0834 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Good Morning.

Good morning Jack.


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 0849 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: Last night

Jonas, I want to tell you that I had an amazing time and I can't
wait to go out with you again. Maybe we could meet up for lunch?

Becky


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 0851 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Last night

I'll pick you up from the infirmary at 1230. The orderly said they
have strawberry cake today.

Jonas

P.S. Did I tell you how beautiful you looked last night?


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 0901 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: We need to talk

Cassie honey, what do we need to talk about? You aren't pregnant are
you? Remember I love you, whatever happens.

Mom


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 0905 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: We need to talk

Relax mom, I'm not pregnant. I just need to talk to you about an
opportunity for next year. I'll make dinner tonight and I'll tell
you everything.

Cassie

P.S. I think Jack is rubbing off on Sam


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: All SGC personnel excluding SG1, the General and Doctor Fraiser
everyone-SG1@...
SENT: 0913 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: Pool update

Progress is definitely being made. Major Carter just shouted at
Daniel Jackson, she's obviously been spending too much time with
O'Neill.

Ferretti

P.S. Anyone know where she got her screensaver? I want one.


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 0936 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: Assistance

Lieutenant Simmonds in our previous conversations you have indicated
that should I require your assistance I should contact you. I
require your assistance.

Teal'c


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1755 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: I did it!!!!

I did it Jack!!!! It actually worked. We now have a working Naquada
reactor that is light enough to be carried by one person and it is
more efficient. I can't believe it actually worked. Now I just have
to go and see General Hammond and stop the idiots from Area 51
destroying it.

Sam


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1830 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: Briefing

Congratulations on your success Major, the new reactor will be
thoroughly tested and put in to production as soon as possible. I
trust you are prepared for the briefing tomorrow, you should have
received all relevant documents by this time.

General Hammond


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1831 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: I did it!!!!

I always knew you would Sam, if someone says it is impossible then
you are certain to find some way to do it.

Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1833 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: How do you manage

I was so wrapped up in this project I forgot about the briefing
tomorrow. I've just seen all the paperwork I have to finish. How did
you cope? I don't think I'm getting any sleep tonight.

Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1837 MT 18 06 2004
SUBJECT: Advice

Sam, I'm sure you'll do fine. You are ten times more organised than
I am. But just in case here are some tips:

A lot of the paperwork is irrelevant. If you don't know the sender
and you know they can't link it back to you, don't worry about it.
Stan in the armoury is very good. I gave him an SG1 standing list
that does for most SG1 recon missions. Just add to it anything
special. (a copy of the list is in my directory on the computer. My
password is astrophysicist.)
Most people don't care that much if your paperwork is late, they
generally have enough of their own to do. Just make sure that the
General gets his reports on time.

Jack



FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0630 MT 19 06 2004
SUBJECT: Good morning

Mornin' Sam.


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0834 MT 19 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Good Morning.

Good morning Jack.


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Captain Peter Milligan cappmilligan@..., Daniel Jackson
djackson@..., Teal'c mr_t@..., Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 0800 MT 19 06 2004
SUBJECT: Mission briefing

Just a reminder that we have a briefing at 1300. I need all your
reports prepared by then.

Sam


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0819 MT 19 06 2004
SUBJECT: Yesterday

Sorry about yesterday Sam. I know that Jack was a good CO. I guess
I'll see you at the briefing.

Daniel


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1410 MT 19 06 2004
SUBJECT: Mission

Hey Jack,

This mission is going to be four days, starting tomorrow at 0730 and
I have more paperwork to do. I'm sorry I haven't had a chance to
talk after last night. We are due back on the 23rd.

Sam

P.S. While I am gone could you talk to Cassie? Her and Janet have
gone out for the day so I can't get in touch with them and I am
worried about her.


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1432 MT 19 06 2004
SUBJECT: Mission

I'll look out for Cassie, you just keep yourself safe. Don't worry
about me; there are plenty of fish here to keep me company. I meant
what I said before; when we talk I want to be able to see you.

Jack

P.S. Send me a message when you get back.


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 2200 MT 19 06 2004
SUBJECT: Goodnight

Night Sam and good luck. You'll be a great CO, you've got be, you
had the best teacher!

Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 2228 MT 19 06 2004
SUBJECT:  Cassie

In case I don't get a chance to see you before we gate tomorrow, I
just wanted to say don't be too hard on Cassie. She's young and
looking for adventure. It could be really good for her.

Sam


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 2231 MT 19 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Goodnight

Thanks. Goodnight Jack.

FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0105 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Good to hear from you sir!

I hope you are having a good time, sir. The day you left, I was
waiting for you in my office but General Hammond called me because
dad was sending a message. By the time I got back, you had gone. I
just don't want you to think that I don't want to talk and I
definitely don't want you to think that we aren't friends.

Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0111 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Hey Sam.

What are you still doing up? Let me guess, some project or another?
Your dedication was one of the things I admired about you most. But
I was right before: this conversation needs to wait until we can do
it face to face. By the way, I'm nearly retired. It's about time you
started calling me JACK.

Jack.


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0120 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Working hours.

You're right about the project, I think I've found a way to increase
the efficiency of the Naquada reactor by 10% and make it ten times
smaller. If it works it would be easily portable and provide more
power, we could take it to other worlds. Think how much we could
achieve. I'm trying to get it finished before the boys at Area 51
requisition my idea and destroy it. There are only two days left,
but I'm very close to getting there.
How about you, Jack? How's the cabin? Have any fish appeared yet?

Sam.


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0124 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: About time!

You called me JACK!!!!! I'm so proud of you. The cabin is great, as
usual. One day (not far away I hope) I'm going to bring you up here.
It's perfect. The cabin sits right on the edge of the lake so you
can walk straight out and onto the dock. You can't see any other
civilisation because of the trees that surround you, it's so quiet
and peaceful, you'd love it. You could sit and work for hours and
there would be no distractions. When you finally got bored with
that, there are lots of lovely long walks you could take in the
woods or around the lake.  Then I'd cook dinner and we could sit and
watch the stars, with the new telescope I've bought just for up
here. The view is amazing because there is no light pollution.

Jack

P.S. How did it go with Jonas?


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SUBJECT: Aliens on dates
ATTACHMENTS: ceremonial robes.gif

Jonas and Becky are going out tonight. Teal'c and Jonas are going
shopping today to find some clothes for him to wear, I've assigned
Daniel to go with them. (see attached picture for traditional
Kelnownan costume). I can't wait to get to the cabin, but you are
wrong about one thing. If I went I wouldn't want to be working, it's
too special a place to spoil it like that, especially on my first
trip. I'd like to be able to wake up and eat a long leisurely
breakfast. Then if it was sunny, go outside and sit on the dock and
read a novel. After lunch we could take a walk around the lake, eat
dinner and watch the stars. Maybe you could show me some of the
constellations? I'm an astrophysicist but I couldn't tell you the
names of any of the constellations.
I've always been curious Jack, how did you come to own the cabin?

Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0140 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: The Cabin
ATTACHMENTS: stargazing.exe

My family have owned the cabin for years. My uncle left it to me in
his will when he died in 1981. I used to use it a lot when I was on
leave then I got married. Sara didn't like it much; she claimed it
was basic and didn't like the drive up here. Charlie used to love it
though. Whenever I had leave and he was on holiday, the two of us
used to come up here on our own, he even caught a fish once!
I thought I'd let you get a head start on those constellations.
Attached is a screensaver, it has a picture of the night sky and
then all the constellations are highlighted one by one and named.
You'll love it!

Jack.

P.S. The photo of Jonas was hilarious. I hope it was duly copied and
posted all over the base.


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0201 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Teasing aliens.

No *sir*, I didn't because unlike certain other people I don't take
pleasure in publicly humiliating unsuspecting aliens. I've already
downloaded and watched the screensaver, where on earth did you get
it? It is going to replace my Newton's laws screensaver, which is
getting really old.
I'm glad Charlie liked the cabin. And what's a little basic compared
to camping off world? When I was a kid, my mom used to take me and
Mark camping for a week every summer with some of our cousins. I
used to love the freedom. Mark and I would go swimming in the river
while mom cooked breakfast. The best year was when dad was able to
come too.

Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0207 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Camping.

So that's why you like camping off world so much! And your mum did
all the cooking huh? It certainly explains how you manage to ruin
MRE's.
Do you know if they have anything planned for my retirement? I'm
really hoping that Hammond won't make a big deal of it.

Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0212 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Retirement

It won't be a big deal. Apart from the joint chiefs, the secretary
of defence and the formal ceremony in the Gateroom.

Sam


TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0216 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Retirement

You're joking. Tell me you're joking.

Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0221 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Retirement.

You were the one who asked if we got any thanks for saving the world
and they've decided to make up for it all in one go.  I hope you've
prepared a speech.

Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0224 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Re: Retirement

I need a speech!!! You gotta help me. Maybe I can get Thor to beam
me up for the day, could you contact him?

Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0259 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Thor

Sorry it took so long for me to reply. I had a slight accident which
caused all the power in the lab to go out. It's back up now. With
regards to Thor, General Hammond has already told him about the
ceremony and asked him not to take you, in fact he has been invited
to attend. Along with the Tok'ra, Nox and a whole bunch of our other
allies. You should be honoured.

Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0302 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Thor

Are you okay? I thought you had fallen asleep at your desk again.
None of those guys you mentioned are coming right? They wouldn't
want to come to a ceremony for me. You do realise I hate diplomacy:
we could start an intergalactic war. Sam, you're smart, think of a
way to get me out of this. I'll love you forever if you do.

Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0303 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Thor

I just realised what I said. I didn't mean it. Well, I did, but not
like that. I mean, I'll love you forever anyway but….. Look Carter
just forget what I wrote. We'll talk when I get back. Now we both
need to get some sleep.

Jack.


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0303 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Sleep.

Goodnight Jack.


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0304 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Sleep.

Goodnight Sam.


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: All SGC personnel excluding SG1, the General and Doctor Fraiser
everyone-SG1@...
SENT: 0830 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Betting pool

Remember today is the last day to get your bets in. The pool shuts
at 1600 today.


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 0832 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Sam

Hi doc, could you make sure that Sam gets some sleep? She was still
in her lab at 0300 this morning. Also, she said something about an
accident that fused the electrics for over forty minutes.
  Thanks,
  Jack.


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0901 MT 10 06 2004
SUBJECT: Sam

  Please don't think that Sam  ran away, the day that you left she
was called away by General Hammond because Jacob was arriving. Since
then she has been in her lab until at least twelve every night and I
know she hasn't started on the preparation for her first mission in
command of SG 1. Teal'c and I are starting to get worried about her.
Jack she needs you, don't let her down.

Daniel


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT 0902 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: SG1

Major,

   Captain Milligan's appointment to SG1 has been confirmed. You are
required to attend a mission briefing at 1300 on 19/06/04 for SG1's
mission to PXC-562, scheduled to depart 20/06/04.

General Hammond.


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0904 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Retirement

Jack, I know you didn't want to make it a big deal, but it was taken
out of my hands. The Joint Chiefs and the Secretary of Defence are
definitely coming. They have decided it would be a good time to meet
our allies, I'm trying to keep it as small as possible but you have
made a lot of friends over the years and they all want to see you
honoured. You need to report to the base at 0630 on 4/07/04. The
ceremony won't start until 1500, but guests will be arriving all day
and we are going to have our hands full keeping them all happy.

General Hammond

P.S. The other matter we discussed is under consideration. I'm
confident it will be completed by the time you retire.



FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0904 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Sleep.

Sam, I may be your best friend but I am also your doctor. It
concerns me when I receive reports that you were still in your lab
at 0300 and that you had an accident. I demand that you leave your
lab now, go and get breakfast and then return to your quarters and
get some sleep.

Janet


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 0910 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Sam

Relax, space monkey. I spoke to her last night on e-mail. Actually
it was pretty incredible, I told her about things I've never told
anyone.. I messed up a bit at the end though but she didn't seem to
mind, she even called me Jack. Danny, I'm in deep here.

Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 0910 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Sleep.

You worry too much, Janet. I was talking to Jack last night and  it
was amazing. I even told him about my mom, I've never talked about
her with anyone. Then he said he would love me forever, he got
nervous after that and we wished each other good night. You think I
could sleep after that??? I'm so happy. Why does 17 days sound like
such a long time?

Sam

P.S. The accident was nothing to worry about. I just spilt my coffee
on a power point; my next project is definitely going to be
waterproofing everything in the lab.


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0913 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Sleep

I'm so happy for you honey! It's about time. 17 days will fly by,
trust me. However, you still need to get some sleep. I'm coming down
to your lab now and if you are still there I will talk to General
Hammond and get him to put you on medical leave.

*Doctor* Janet Fraiser


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0928 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Sam

For the final time I AM NOT CALLED SPACE MONKEY.
It's good about you and Sam though, don't worry Jack, I think she is
in as deep as you. Just don't mess it up. I have to go now; I've got
to accompany two aliens on a shopping trip.
Why do I let myself get dragged into these things?

Daniel.


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 0935 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Progress

Cassie, there has been some real progress. I think something might
finally happen. Apparently they had a serious chat by e-mail last
night. She even called him Jack! I'll keep you updated. Actually
Cassie, you might be able to help me. If you aren't doing anything
this morning could you meet me at the mall at 1030? I have to help
Jonas buy an outfit for his date, and I think it would be good to
get a woman's opinion.

Daniel


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1013 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Coffee break

Finally got time to write to you, the love of your life has been
dragged off by Doc Fraiser. She was in a good mood this morning; all
smiles and happiness, still it didn't stop her from giving me far
too much to do. You should see her new screensaver, its very cool.
I hate to be the one to tell you this dude, but I think she sorted
things out with Colonel O'Neill, I overheard her talking to the doc.
They didn't say much, but she referred to Jack. Don't get too upset
buddy, we'll go out for a drink and meet some nice, available girls.

Johnny.


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 1308 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Coffee Break

I will never get over her. She is the love of my life, my sunshine,
my light and she loves another.  But you said Doctor Fraiser
escorted her from the infirmary. Is she sick? Maybe I should go and
check? What sort of flowers do you think she likes?

Graham


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1315 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Get over it man.

All that poetry, so not cool. Give it up, she'll never be yours. Do
what the rest of us normal people do, go out, get drunk and have a
one night stand. Trust me, you'll feel better. Remind me again why
we are friends?

Johnny


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 1320 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Get over it man.

Need I remind you about that evening I found you drunk on base,
writing inappropriate messages all over the board that Major Carter
had just used for four hours worth of calculations? I'm going to her
quarters; maybe she needs someone to look after her.

Graham


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1328 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Simmonds

This is getting beyond a joke. I was finally asleep and he knocked
on the door to my quarters. When I made it out of bed and opened the
door, he ran off, only stopping to drop a bunch of demented daisies
that he had stolen from Sergeant Heyer's lab.  Anyway, once I have
dealt with Simmonds, I'm going back to my lab. I've only got this
project until tomorrow, then I promise to rest.

Sam


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1329 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Personal Reasons

Lieutenant,

I'm sorry to be harsh about this Lieutenant, but I need to be honest
with you. I will never go out with you, so I kindly request that you
stop leaving me flowers. I also request that our conversations be
limited to topics of a work related nature. It would also be much
appreciated if you remove the photographs taped to the back of your
locker.

Major S.Carter.


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1406 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Shopping

Never, ever ask me to do anything with those two again. Even with
Cassie's help, it took us four hours to buy an outfit that was
halfway decent. I'm getting a migraine, Sam.

Daniel

P.S. I have just seen Graham Simmonds, and I think he was crying.


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1531 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Shopping

Mom, I have just had the best morning. It was so funny, although I
think poor Daniel might need your help. When they finished I think
he was about ready to murder Jonas.  Every store we went into, Jonas
systematically picked out the loudest, most unsuitable item of
clothing, for some reason he seemed to think that he should be
wearing pink. I didn't even know that they made pink trousers!
At one stage I thought Teal'c was going to be arrested. It took all
of Daniel's diplomatic skill to convince the security guards it was
a genuine mistake. They had a special display outside the costume
shop and apparently Cinderella's necklace resembles a Goual'd
emblem. The shop didn't take it too kindly when Teal'c ripped it off
and smashed it.

Cassie.


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1544 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Illegal Gambling

Ferretti, I just caught two of my lab techs skiving off to place
their last minute bets. I wondered why I hadn't heard about this
pool until they told me what you were betting on. If you don't want
Jack to find out about this, then I had better be getting a twenty
percent share of the profits that I know you will be making on this.

Carter


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: All SGC personnel excluding SG1, the General and Doctor Fraiser
everyone-SG1@...
SENT: 1600 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Betting pool.

The pool is now closed. The winner will be declared via e-mail as
soon as evidence of a relationship has been shown. Either
participant must admit to a relationship or there must be intimate
physical contact (i.e. kissing) and it must be witnessed by no less
than 3 members of the SGC from different teams. I'm sorry to be
strict about this, but the security staff have already tried to
provide false evidence by presenting me with a doctored security
tape.

Louis Ferretti

P.S. Things are looking good. Major Carter referred to Colonel
O'Neill as Jack.


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1800 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: My date!

I've set up everything like you said. The weather is fine and it is
predicted to be a clear night. General Hammond said I could have one
of the jeeps, as long as I had it back by midnight, so I'm off to
pick Becky up now. (He is even going to let me drive there alone, as
long as I take a cell phone with me). Wish me luck,

Jonas


TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1802 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: My date.

Try not to arrive too early, as she will probably still be getting
ready. And on the way, stop off and get her some flowers. Ask the
shop assistant to help you pick something suitable for a first date.
Good luck,

Sam.

FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 0900 MT 14 06 2004
SUBJECT: Can you give me some Aspirin?

Thank you for last night, I really needed an evening off. So what's
this Stu guy like? Cassie seems really enthusiastic. I thought she
would never get over Dominic moving to California. I've just looked
at my watch, I can't get over how much my life can change in just 24
hours. Still, I've decided that I am not going to just wait for him,
there's this project I have to finish, maybe I can have it done by
the time he comes back.

Sam.


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 0942 MT 14 06 2004
SUBJECT: Sam and Jack

Daniel please don't tell my mom I'm writing this, she'll kill me.
Sam was at our house last night and she was really cut up about
Jack. She is pretending that it doesn't matter but it obviously
does. Last night when she had had a lot to drink and when they
thought I was asleep I overheard Sam telling my mom that she didn't
know how it was possible for love to survive when both parties had
tried so hard to kill it.
It's obvious that Jack feels the same, I may be only 19, but I've
seen the way he looks at Sam, the way he smiles when she is in the
room and the way he plays the fool just to make her laugh. My mom
says I have been reading too many romance novels but I know what I
see and I know that you will agree with me. Talk to Jack, please.

Cassie


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1130 MT 14 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Sam and Jack

I'm trying Cassie. But I can't do much until Jack gets in contact
with us. Keep hoping Cassie, there's still time. Remember, he has to
come back for the retirement ceremony. Hammond isn't going to let
him get away without a big do. Jack will hate it.

Daniel


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 1430 MT 14 06 2004
SUBJECT: Earth dating.

Daniel's heart was in the right place when he told you to show
Lieutenant Rush some earth customs but I don't quite think he had
those sort of customs in mind. While you are on Earth you might as
well learn some Earth traditions.
You need to talk to Becky and find out what she likes, but try and
make it some where that you can talk. There is nothing worse than
going on a first date and not saying a word to each other. Talk to
her today and get back to me tomorrow, right now I have an
experiment that is about to blow up.

Sam


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1300 MT 15 06 2004
SUBJECT: Jonas' date.

I just found out. Lieutenant Rush is a vegetarian!!!!!

Janet.

P.S. Could you try and talk to Cassie? When she came home last night
after her date she wasn't happy, something about all men never
listening.


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1320 MT 15 06 2004
SUBJECT: Jonas Quinn

Ma'am,

   Dr Fraiser said that I could talk to you about my date with Jonas
Quinn, I hope you don't mind. I am just happy that after so long he
has finally asked me out, I will be happy with whatever he wants to
do. Are there any Kelnownan customs that I should be aware of so
that I don't offend him?

  Lieutenant Rush


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: SGC personnel allpersonnel@...
SENT: 1440 MT 15 06 2004
SUBJECT: Colonel O'Neill's retirement.

In accordance with the wishes of the joint chiefs and the secretary
of defence the SGC will host a formal retirement ceremony for
Colonel on 4th July 2004. All personnel are expected to attend in
full dress uniform.

General Hammond.


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1444 MT 15 06 2004
SUBJECT: Your Date.

How did it go? Your mom said you weren't too happy. All men are
stupid. (Believe me I know!) However if he did anything to hurt you
just let me know and we'll send Teal'c round to see him….

Sam


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 1452 MT 15 06 2004
SUBJECT: Kelnownan customs

Lieutenant,

When we are talking about dating it's fine to call me Sam. Jonas is
trying to learn some earth customs so I shouldn't worry too much,
just enjoy yourself and don't be afraid to tell him if he is doing
something wrong.

Sam


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1457 MT 15 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Jonas' date.

Becky just asked me if there were any Kelnownan customs she should
know about! I decided silence was the best policy.

Sam

P.S. Did you see the memo about the Colonel's retirement ceremony?
Sounds like it is going to be a big deal, he will hate it!


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1750  MT 15 06 2004
SUBJECT: Earth dating.

I spoke to Becky today and she said she would like a surprise, you
*have* to help me. I know she likes the outdoors if that is any help.

Jonas


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1930 MT 15 06 2004
SUBJECT: Jerks!

Stu was a jerk. First he took me to the movies where I had to pay
for my ticket to watch some action film that only he was interested
in. Then all he wanted to do was make out. (Not pleasant when he has
been eating pickled onion crisps!) After that he expected me to go
back to his place. As if! When I told him I didn't want to he called
me all sorts of things I don't want to repeat. To top it all off I
was so angry when I got in that I knocked Dominic's crystal off my
table and it smashed. I miss Dominic.

Cassie


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 2100 MT 15 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Jerks!

Sorry about taking so long to reply, I've only just finished in the
lab. This new project is really exciting, I want to get it finished
but the time SG1 go on their first mission next week. Stu sounds
like an idiot, you really are better off without him but don't give
up hope. I know it's hard but someday you will get over him and then
you will find yourself a nice, intelligent, sensitive, good looking
man. Trust me, I'm your aunt.

Sam


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 2120 MT 15 06 2004
SUBJECT: The perfect surprise.

Jonas, you said Becky likes the outdoors. What about a moonlight
picnic? It's June so the weather should be okay, I know the perfect
spot. All you need to do is pack a hamper of food and borrow a car.
I can give you a list of what food you will need and since you
passed your driving test I'm sure it would be alright with General
Hammond if you borrowed a jeep for the night.
  Let me know what you think,
  Sam


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 0830 MT 16 06 2004
SUBJECT: My workaholic boss.

Graham this is getting beyond a joke. I should never have helped
you. Since O'Neill left, she has been working twice as hard, and so
we all have to work twice as hard. I only got in five minutes ago
and already she has found fifteen things for me to do. When does he
get back? You know I think she slept here last night, you wouldn't
have thought someone who like, saves the world on a daily basis
would get this upset about a member of the opposite sex.

Johnny


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 0841 MT 16 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: My workaholic boss.

Hold out Johnny. I happen to know that she is off world in a few
days time.

Graham


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 0842 MT 16 06 2004
SUBJECT: Working!

Seeing as e-mail is the only thing you seem to be responding to this
morning sergeant I thought I would try. Get back to work!

Major S.Carter


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@..., Daniel Jackson
djackson@..., Jonas Quinn jquinn@..., Colonel Jonathon
O'Neill coljoneill@..., Doctor Janet Fraiser
majjfraiser@..., Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...,
SENT: 1234 MT 16 06 2004
SUBJECT: E-mail

Lieutenant Simmonds has been most kind and spent the morning
explaining to me how to operate my e-mail. Is `you scratch my back
and I'll scratch yours' an earth saying? The Lieutenant said it was
his reason for helping me, therefore I would like to learn more
about the scratching of backs. I did not scratch his back, I merely
asked why he kept photographs of Major Carter taped to the back of
his locker as I have observed that most officers choose family
members.

Teal'c


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1250 MT 16 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Perfect Date
ATTACHMENTS: ceremonial robes.gif


That's a great idea Sam. Could you send me that list? Also what
should I wear? I have attached a picture of traditional Kelnownan
ceremonial robes but I think they may not be suitable.

Jonas


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 1300 MT 16 06 2004
SUBJECT: Major Carter

I was just in the Major's lab and she couldn't stop laughing. Any
idea why? Actually she was acting weird altogether, couldn't look at
me straight.

Graham


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1301 MT 16 06 2004
SUBJECT: Fwd: Re: Perfect Date
ATTACHMENTS:  ceremonial robes.gif

Janet, you have to see this! Kelnownan formal wear. Can you imagine
what would happen if the Colonel ever got his hands on this photo?

Sam

P.S. How am I ever going to look Simmonds in the eye again?


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 1306 MT 16 06 2004
SUBJECT: Date List

Here goes;

A picnic basket
Some cold food, most supermarkets do a nice range. (Becky is a
vegetarian so no meat)
Bottle of wine, preferably white.
Coffee.
Strawberries
Chocolates.

I'll lend you my portable table, chairs, table cloth, napkins and
cutlery, but you need to get some candles and matches.
One more thing Jonas, I don't think your robes are suitable. Maybe
you should go shopping?

Sam


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1308 MT 16 06 2004
SUBJECT: Thank you!

Sam that photograph made my day. It's a shame we can't pin it up! I
particularly liked the orange skirt with the pink ruffles around the
bottom. And the hat, it's worse than Jack's tea cosy.

Janet

P.S. How did the marines manage to shoot each other? This isn't a
joke. Bill Donnell just came in after getting shot in the foot. Only
the other members of SG3 were present.


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Teal'c mr_t@...
SENT: 1320 MT 16 06 2004
SUBJECT: Shopping tomorrow

Teal'c,

I need some new clothes for my date tomorrow evening. Will you come
with me, I think I need another opinion.

Jonas


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 1348 MT 16 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Shopping tomorrow.

I would be honoured to accompany you, Jonas Quinn. Are you aware of
a web site named E-Bay? I find it most interesting.


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1405 MT 16 06 2004
SUBJECT: Sam and Jack

Hi Daniel,
  Have you heard from Jack yet? Mom says Sam is working herself to
the bone, and I think talking to Jack would help.

Cassie


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT:  1419 MT 16 06 2004
SUBJECT: Dating.

Thanks Sam. I've just seen Jonas and he told me to dress for the
outdoors. You don't have any idea where we are going do you? I need
to know what to wear.

  Becky


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1436 MT 16 06 2004
SUBJECT: What to wear.

Don't worry about what I am going to wear. Teal'c and I are going
shopping tomorrow.

Jonas

P.S. What is E-bay?


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO:  Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1730 MT 16 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Sam and Jack

No news yet. I'll keep you posted!

Daniel


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1845 MT 16 06 2004
SUBJECT: A favour

Daniel, tell me you can get some time off tomorrow. Teal'c and Jonas
are going shopping for clothes for him to wear on his date with
Becky, I *need* you to go along. Just stop him from buying anything
pink or orange!

Sam


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 1850 MT 16 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: dating.

Just wear something warm, not too formal. Trousers are probably a
good idea and no heels. Hope this helps.

Sam


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 1930 MT 16 06 2004
SUBJECT: Tomorrow night

Becky,

I can't wait for tomorrow evening. Is it alright if I pick you up at
seven o'clock?

Jonas


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT:  2100 MT 16 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Re: dating.

Cheers Sam!

Becky.


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@..., Daniel Jackson
djackson@..., Teal'c mr_t@..., Jonas Quinn jquinn@...,
Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@..., Major Louis Ferretti
majlferetti@..., General George Hammond genghammond@...,
Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 0102 MT 17 06 2004
SUBJECT: New e-mail address

In light of recent changes in my employment status I've got a new
address. I'm at the cabin now until 4/7/2004 which is the date my
retirement becomes official. If you have sent mail to the old
address since I left could you forward it again as my password
doesn't seem to be working.
  See you guys soon,
   Jack

FROM: Colonel Jonathon O'Neill coljoneill@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@..., Daniel Jackson
djackson@..., Teal'c mr_t@..., Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 0700  MT  13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Meeting
Hi guys,
  Meeting at 0900, briefing room. General H will be present so look
smart. Gotta go my jailer is getting out the really big needles,
Carter can you talk to her?

    In pain,
       Jack O'Neill.


FROM:  Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 0708  MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Needles


  The Colonel must be really bored. He's been sending us e-mails,
guess he finally got someone to show him how to use his laptop. What
are you doing with him anyway, I thought he got released from the
infirmary yesterday? We should meet up for coffee today, 1000 hrs?
My meeting should be over by then.

  Sam


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Colonel Jonathon O'Neill coljoneill@...
SENT: 0715  MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Meeting

  Jack, is this meeting important, we don't have a mission do we?
It's just I'm halfway through the translation of some ancient texts
that SG2 found on PR3-46J. The people went through their whole
development without the concept of ownership. They never developed
money. It's a shame they died from the plague it would have been
truly fascinating to meet them. Anyway I was wondering if you could
get me out of the meeting, I'm sure Jonas will cover for me.

  Daniel

P.S. Who let you choose Teal'c's e-mail address? You know he hasn't
got a computer.


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0731 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Meeting

Do you know what this meeting is about, are we in trouble? General
Hammond didn't say anything yesterday.
Becky said YES!!!! Thank you Sam, I couldn't have done it without
your help and thank Janet for me for finding out that Becky liked
Hershey bars. We have a date next week.

Jonas

P.S. What is supposed to happen on an Earth date?


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0801  MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Coffee and Yo yo's

Sorry I took so long to get back to you, I was just finishing up
with Colonel O'Neill. I swear I am going to start stocking
lollipops, he's such a kid. You know he managed to persuade one of
the nurses to smuggle him in his yo yo, every time he has it in
here, I  have to get a whole new set of furniture. Maybe we could
suggest yo yo's to General Hammond. If Colonel O'Neill can manage to
short all the electricity in the infirmary by hitting the terminal
box with one, think what it would do to a mothership.
I'll be in the infirmary all morning so you can come by as soon as
the meeting is done and we can talk.

  Janet

P.S. Please don't be mad at me.
P.P.S. Do you know why Lieutenant Rush is singing spaceman?


FROM: Colonel Jonathon O'Neill coljoneill@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 0811 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Meeting

Sorry space monkey, all of SG1 need to go to this meeting. But your
civilisation sounds sooo fascinating. (Yawn!) I'll stop by on my way
down and make sure you don't get carried away, if you are really
good I'll bring coffee, but could you snag me a cushion? Janet
decided I needed some injections and this time they weren't in my
arm. I think it was just revenge, honestly the yo yo only tapped the
fuse box. I didn't know it would explode!

  Jack

P.S. Teal'c's E-mail address is cool. I suggested it as apparently
you can't have apostrophe's in e-mail addresses and T@... was
just lame.


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Colonel Jonathon O'Neill coljoneill@...
SENT: 0814 MT  13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Coffee

Coffee would be good. And I don't think that repeatedly firing your
yo yo at the box making as much noise as possible trying to get
discharged early counts as an accident. Maybe you should send Janet
some chocolate?

  Daniel


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 0818 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Earth Dating

Jonas, why don't tell me what you do on a first date on Kelnowna and
we can work from there? Don't try too hard, and don't worry about
the meeting; as far as I know we aren't in trouble. It's probably
just a routine briefing.

Sam


FROM: Colonel Jonathon O'Neill coljoneill@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0820  MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Coffee

Carter, I'm getting coffee for Daniel on the way to the meeting. Ya
want one?

    Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Colonel Jonathon O'Neill coljoneill@...
SENT: 0845  MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Fwd: Dating on Kelnowna

Sir,
  I think you need to talk to Jonas. He's got a date with Lieutenant
Rush and he needs help. (see copied e-mail.)
    Major Carter.

P.S. Coffee would be great sir. Thanks

> The first date was most important. The man would formally ask to
see the woman by submitting a written request to her parents. They
would then be chaperoned by a male friend of the man and the woman's
mother or older female relation to a meal somewhere.
>During the meal the chaperones would ask questions of the other
partner to decide on compatibility. If all goes well, then the man's
family would present the women's family with a dead haguar (an
animal a bit like a sheep). I'm not sure about this custom, for a
supposedly modern society some things were still very outdated, but
Daniel said that she knew she was going out with a Kelnownan so I
should show her some of my customs.
>The couple are then taken home and permitted to shake hands before
a lock of hair is exchanged.  So how does that compare to an earth
date? Should I ask Colonel O'Neill to be my chaperone?


FROM:  Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 0855  MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Why…..

…. would I be mad at you? Janet do you know something about this
meeting? You're making it sound serious. Oh well, I'll find out soon
enough; the Colonel has just arrived with coffee.

Sam

P.S. You *have* to see what Jonas just sent me! It'll give us a good
laugh over coffee, although I think you should warn Becky.


TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 0932  MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: The love of your life

  You are gonna  owe me big time buddy. Right at this moment, the
woman you have spent the best part of the last seven years lusting
after is at the moment alone in her lab crying her eyes out! Before
you ask I'm not imagining it, she threw us all out, slammed the door
shut. Shame she forgot about the security cameras. Whatever O'Neill
did this time was really big. If you ever had a chance it's now, but
you better hurry before Jackson shows up to comfort her.

  Johnny


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 0935 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT:  Re: The love of your life

Johnny, you gotta help me. What do I say to her?


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0945  MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: I know you are in there.

  In case you hadn't guessed it was me who was knocking on the door
of your lab. Please give me a chance to explain, I couldn't tell
you, I'm sorry. Forgive me.

  Janet

P.S. Did you know that Simmonds is pacing up and down in the
corridor outside your lab talking to himself? Time to send him to
Mackenzie????


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 0949 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: What needs to be explained?

He's being retired on medical grounds, what more is there to say?
Why aren't we fighting this Janet? He's the best we've got.  How
could you let me walk in to that meeting unprepared? You are
supposed to be my friend. When I sat down I was so happy. I walked
down to the meeting with him and he was barely limping, then the
next thing I know I am being told that he is being retired. God, I
can't believe I'm sitting in my lab crying my eyes out how
professional is that?

  Sam

P.S. When I opened the door, Simmonds bolted down the corridor. I
think you are right to be worried about him.


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: All SGC personnel excluding SG1, the General and Doctor Fraiser
everyone-SG1@...
SENT: 0950 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Pool closing.

Latest news, Colonel O'Neill is retiring therefore the pool will
only be open for a further four days. Get your bets in now!


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: Colonel Jonathon O'Neill coljoneill@...
SENT: 0951 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Sorry to hear about……

….. your retirement. We're all gonna miss you sir, still think about
all the *fishing* you can do now!

  Louis


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0953  MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: I still know you are in there

  Sam, General Hammond and I have been fighting this for over a year
and Colonel O'Neill knows that. He's far older than most officers in
the field anyway, and there are people in high places who don't like
him. This last injury was just the last straw. His body has been
through too much, it's time that he had a chance to enjoy life
before his knees give way completely and he can't walk. I couldn't
tell you because it only became a certainty yesterday after the
physiotherapist saw his knee and because he wouldn't let me, he
wanted to tell you himself.
  Stop crying Sam, and look at the very large silver lining here.
Apart from getting command of the SGC's flagship team there is
something else at stake. I know you said I had to forget about this
because he was your CO, but now he isn't, or he won't be soon. Maybe
it's time for you to enjoy life too? Come on Sam, you've been
curious about that cabin for years now. I'm still in the infirmary
if you want to talk face to face.

  Janet

P.S. What did Jonas send you? I'm dying to know! And Becky wants to
know if Jonas prefers red or pink, I said you would talk to him.


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 0957 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Illegal Gambling

  I feel that this betting pool is an unsuitable use of airforce time
therefore I consider myself duty bound to report you.

  Lieutenant Simmonds


FROM: Colonel Jonathon O'Neill coljoneill@...
TO: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1006 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Watch out Ferretti

  On the grounds that we have been friends for so long I am going to
ignore your last comments. And if I find out you are making money
off this so help me I am gonna kick your ass all the way to Abydos.

  Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1007 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Fishing.

  Janet, what am I going to say to him? What if he doesn't want
things to go further anymore? He's still my CO for the next three
weeks; I could make a complete fool of myself. Why does it feel like
I'm sixteen again and waiting to go on my first date?

Sam


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1007 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Illegal Gambling

Bite me, Simmonds! Just because you are jealous of O'Neill. Don't
think I don't know about those photo's stuck on the back of your
locker, how do you think your beloved Major Carter would react to
those?


FROM: Colonel Jonathon O'Neill coljoneill@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1009 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Congratulations

Carter,
   First, congratulations. You have deserved your own command for
several years now, I'm glad you are getting SG1, I can't think of a
better person to take over from me. Just my luck that the best 2IC I
ever have  is the last one and I'll never get to see her in command.
Secondly, I'm sorry it's taken me nearly an hour to get to you.
First Daniel wouldn't shut up, then Teal'c wanted to talk to me.
  I think you would be better at telling Jonas what to do on the date
(even if the idea of him turning up with a dead sheep is *very*
funny). I'm not exactly experienced at the whole dating thing.
  Talking about dating I think that we should talk. Some things were
said a while ago that we didn't exactly discuss, maybe now is the
time? But I shouldn't do this by e-mail, Sam. Stay where you are,
I'm coming down.

  Jack

P.S. Do you think Simmonds could be a snake head? He was giving me
some funny looks.


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1010 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: HELP!!!!

He's on his way down to talk about DATING. And he signed off Jack.
Oh God. I've got to get out of here, are you still in your office?
  Sam


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1011 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: HELP!!!!

STAY WHERE YOU ARE. It's about time Sam, I'm so happy for you!

  Janet


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1012 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Proceed to control room immediately.

Major, your father has sent a message through. It can be collected
from Sergeant Siler.

General Hammond.


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: SGC personnel allpersonnel@...
SENT: 1013 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Illegal Gambling

I have had a report of illegal gambling taking place on the
premises. The matter shall be over looked on this occasion however
if it occurs in future I will be forced to take action.

  General Hammond.


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1014 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: That betting pool.

$50 on the 4/7/04.

  General Hammond.


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1020 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: How did it go?

You didn't show up at my office so I assume that you finally talked
(or was it more?) to him. I want, no I NEED details. I've been
waiting seven years for this, it's cruel to keep me hanging like
this.

   Janet

P.S. I still don't know what Jonas did.


FROM: Colonel Jonathon O'Neill coljoneill@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1025 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT:  This evening.

Apologise to Cassie for me about this evening, I can't come round.
Tell her I will see her when I get back.

  Jack


FROM: Colonel Jonathon O'Neill coljoneill@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1029 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Talking.

Okay Sam. I get it. I went to your lab and the tech told me you had
run out. You aren't ready to talk, that's fine. I finished most of
my paperwork while I was in the infirmary so General Hammond has
given me three weeks leave until my discharge becomes official. I am
going to drive for a few days then go to the cabin. I'll e-mail you
when I get there, please think about this Sam. Even if you don't
want more, I want stay friends.

  Your friend always,
     Jack.


FROM: Colonel Jonathon O'Neill coljoneill@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1031 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: I was right

I was right, and I wish I wasn't. Despite what you said, she doesn't
want to change things, I told her I was coming to see her and she
ran. I've got myself into a right mess this time Danny boy, I think
I might have lost her as a friend as well. Look, I'm going to the
cabin, I'll e-mail you when I get there, god knows I need to sort
myself out.

Jack

P.S.  Wish Jonas luck from me.
P.P.S. Keep Simmonds away from Carter, there is something I don't
trust about him.


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1030  MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: You so owe me!

I just did you the biggest favour. Sent Colonel O'Neill to his
cabin. I think I bought you a couple of days, you've got to get your
act together buddy.

Johnny


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1049 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: How did it go?

I swear I'm cursed. We finally get a chance to talk and Hammond
summons me to get a message from my dad which Siler has. I go to the
control room as quickly as I can but he isn't there, apparently the
sergeant has just gone on his break. When I get to the mess hall
Siler isn't there either, he's gone to the gents. Boy did I get some
funny looks standing outside the men's toilet! They say that women
take a long time in the bathroom, I think Siler has had a secret sex
change. Fifteen minutes later he emerges just to tell me that my dad
says hello, and that he can't come to Earth next week due to an
urgent mission. By the time I got back the colonel had gone. He sent
me a message saying that he is going to his cabin for the next three
weeks.

  Sam (Destined to be single.)


TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1053 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Re: How did it go?

Oh honey I am so sorry. How about we have a girls night in tonight?
You, me, Cassie, Ben and Jerry's and white wine. And don't despair,
he's coming back! Can you finally tell me what happened with Jonas,
does it have anything to do why Lieutenant Rush is still smiling
even though Captain Connor was just sick over her?

Janet


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1054 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: This evening.

Sounds great! Now I better get on with some work, Hammond wants me
to pick out a new team member as soon as possible.

Sam


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1200 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: This evening.

Jack said to send his apologies but he has had to go away for a few
weeks, I'll explain later. Sam really needs cheering up so I thought
we could have a girls night in, let me know.

Mom


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 1230  MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: You so owe me!

Thanks for trying Johnny, but she is destined to be forever a dream.
I can't bear to see her so upset over Colonel O'Neill, only he can
make her happy and I must do what will make her happy.

Graham


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1245 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: <no subject>

Man you are such a girl!

Johnny


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1430 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: This evening.

That's fine Mom. It's been a while since I've seen Sam. Is it okay
if I go out tomorrow night?

Cassie


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1432 MT 13 06 2004
SUBJECT: Stu

Stu asked me out!!!!!!! I'm so happy, Mom says you are coming over
tonight, I'll tell you more then.

Cassie