FROM: Master Bra'tac funkydude@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1455 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: <no subject>

HAMMOND OF TEXAS. I AM PLEASED TO ACCEPT YOUR HOSPITALITY FOR THE
NEXT FEW DAYS AND TO HAVE THE CHANCE TO HONOUR A GREAT WARRIOR.
YOUR E MAIL IS A MOST INTRIGUING INVENTION, I WOULD LIKE TO `SURF
THE NET' ON CHULAK. WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE TO ARRANGE THIS?

YOUR FRIEND
BRA'TAC


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: SGC personnel allpersonnel@...
SENT: 1502 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Base security

Over the next few days, there will be a number of aliens staying on
the base. I order them to be shown every courtesy. However I do not
expect them to be shown how to access the base computer system!

General Hammond

P.S. The person that got Bra'tac an e-mail address should tell him
that it is considered rude to write in capital letters.


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@..., Jonas Quinn jquinn@...,
Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@..., Major Louis Ferretti
majlferetti@...
SENT: 1645 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Jack's present

When Teal'c and I were out this afternoon we got the perfect present
for Jack. It's a life size inflatable Thor!! There is also a
matching writing set, boxer shorts and photo frame. Can you all be
in my lab at 1830, so we can take a picture to put in it?

Sam


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1653 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Tonight

Can we be quick, Sam? Becky and I are leaving here at 1900 to meet
her parents for dinner.

Jonas

P.S. Should I wear a tie? Do I need to call her father `sir'?


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 1659 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Tonight

Don't worry so much. Call Becky and ask her what you should do, but
most of all just relax and try to enjoy yourself.

Sam


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1901 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Alien visitors

Sam,

I've just had the list of alien visitors to the SGC. I don't know
how to say this but Laira is going to act as ambassador for Edora.

Janet


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1946 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Laira

Honey, are you okay? I went down to your lab but it was locked. Your
sergeant said that you had gone home, but you aren't answering you
phone.

Janet


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1949 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Laira

I'm fine, really. I just need to be alone right now. This was always
going to happen some day, I just guess I thought it would be after
we had something definite between us. What if he decides that he
wants to retire to Edora again?

Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 2249 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Goodnight

`Night, Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0456 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Lie in

See, I stayed in bed late this morning!

Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1010 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Where are you?

Is everything okay?

Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1015 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Sam

Hey doc,

Is everything alright with Sam? She hasn't been speaking to me.

Jack


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1023 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Sam

Sam found out yesterday that Laira is on the guest list. She went
home early last night and this morning she has locked herself in her
lab. Maybe you could try and talk to her?

Janet?



FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1030 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Guests

Oh for crying out loud! Why doesn't somebody tell me about these
things? Next thing you know Anise will be coming and bringing
Cynthia with her.

Jack


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1033 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Anise

Well actually Anise is on this list, she's coming with Jacob and
Garshaw.

Janet

P.S. But the good news, Cynthia on the other hand can't make it


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1038 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Anise

I'm gonna shoot somebody. Remind me again why I agreed to do this??

Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1056 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: My ex girlfriends

Sam, I'm sorry if I hurt you when I was on Edora. I guess it's
something that we have never really talked about, but we should when
I get back. I also never thanked you for bringing me home, although
it may not have looked like it at the time, I am glad to be back.
There is no way I would ever go back to Edora now, and I'm sure
Laira has moved on with her life.
On the day though, it's not Laira I'm worried about, it's Anise.
What on earth possessed General Hammond when he agreed to have her
back on the base??!!? Maybe we can stick her in the infirmary with
Daniel……

Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1103 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Anise

We'll talk when you get home. I'm sorry I jumped to conclusions, I
just didn't expect to hear her name again.
As for Anise; General Hammond only agreed on the condition that she
didn't bring any of her science projects with her. We're allowed to
go through all her belongings before she leaves the ramp! It would
be a bit cruel to leave her with Daniel who can't run away, how
about Ferretti instead?

Sam


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1455 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Parents

Sam,

I'm scared. My parents loved Jonas. My mother told me afterwards
that she thought he was cute! She's promised to send him cookies
every week and he promised to phone her. HELP… Even my father liked
him, although what they found to talk about I don't know, my father
started talking about a wedding. We've only been going out for two
weeks, what if they scared Jonas off?

Becky


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Teal'c mr_t@...
SENT: 1456 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Becky's parents

Teal'c,

Last night was amazing. Becky's parents are wonderful. Her mother
makes the most amazing homemade bread, it melts in your mouth. And
she has promised to send me cookies each week. Teal'c, she made this
cake as well, I could have eaten the whole thing. When she found out
that I didn't have parents, she said that she would ring me each
week, like she does Becky.

Jonas


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 1500 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: no subject

I believe it is customary on earth to dislike your mother in law.
O'Neill referred to them as the second most scary person after the
father in law.
I must go, Ry'ac is about to beat my top score on Tetris and the
episode of Oprah that Bra'tac was watching has finished.


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 2147 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Goodnight Jack

Goodnight Jack. Two days and counting!

Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 2222 MT 01 07 2004
SUBJECT: Two days

Remember, we've got to get through the `party' first. I think
torture would be a more appropriate word.

Night Sam,

Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0401 MT 02 07 2004
SUBJECT: Morning

I'm setting out for Colorado this morning. See you soon, Sam.

Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0931 MT 02 07 2004
SUBJECT: Home

I hope you've got your speech ready!

Sam


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0933 MT 02 07 2004
SUBJECT: Good news

There are two representatives coming from Edora. Laira and a man
named Cyaman. They have requested married quarters for the night!

Janet


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 0945 MT 02 07 2004
SUBJECT: Parents

Becky,

You are going out with an alien, some things are going to be
different. Just be glad they get on.

Sam

P.S. Judging by Jonas' smile yesterday, I don't thing you have
anything to worry about.


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1016 MT 02 07 2004
SUBJECT: Your plan

I hate to say this buddy, but I think your plan failed. The Major
has been smiling all morning and making us work twice as hard.

Johnny


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 1032 MT 02 07 2006
SUBJECT: Re: Your plan

If Major Carter is happy, then I am happy, that is all I ever wanted.

Graham

P.S. Have you ever noticed how beautiful Captain Hailey is when she
smiles.


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1034 MT 02 07 2004
SUBJECT: Hailey

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!


FROM: The President POTUS@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1214 MT 02 07 2004
SUBJECT: The party
ATTACHMENTS: Speech.doc

George,

I know my attendance at the party is supposed to be a secret to
provide security, but I need you to go through my speech to make
sure that I am not going to offend anybody. Not only have I got to
please various alien races, I've also got to keep the Russians and
the Chinese happy.
At a guess, I would imagine that Colonel O'Neill is not happy about
being the centre of attention. He's a good man, I only wish I could
honour him publicly. Hopefully, my approval of Major Carter's
promotion will soften the blow.

With thanks,

The President

P.S. How are Kayla and Tessa? Did they like the Christmas card I
sent them?


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 2301 MT 02 07 2004
SUBJECT: Goodnight

I know you're on the road, but I couldn't resist doing this. It
seems like we only don't do it when something is wrong.

Goodnight Jack,

Sam


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: SGC personnel allpersonnel@...
SENT: 0830 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: Final arrangements

By this stage, everybody should have been assigned a role for
tomorrow. I would like to remind all personnel that the entire SGC
will be on display, and we must do our best to give a good
impression. You are the best that this country has got, the best I
have ever worked with, and this is our chance to prove that.

General Hammond

P.S. Colonel O'Neill's retirement is official after the he has made
his speech. I do not expect any encouragement for resolution of
betting pools (which I do not know formally exist) to begin until
this time.


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0834 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: Special duties

Major,

Tomorrow, I am assigning you special duties. I don't mind what you
do, but I want you to keep Colonel O'Neill occupied while he is on
base.

General Hammond


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0915 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: Tonight

I didn't realise so many freeway stops had internet terminals.
Anyway, it looks like I might be home a bit earlier tonight than
planned. I was thinking that maybe we could go to dinner, just the
two of us, before the chaos tomorrow.
Just a suggestion, I won't be offended if you say no.

Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0917 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Tonight

I would love to go to dinner with you, Jack. We can say goodnight in
person Call me as soon as you are ready.

Sam


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1109 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: The party

Daniel,

How are you feeling? Are you being allowed to go to the party
tomorrow?

Cassie


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1343 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: The party

Your mom said I can go if I use a wheel chair. I'll be stuck
watching from the control room hiding from Anise. Why?

Daniel


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1346 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: A Favour

So, if you are going to be in the control room you could use a
computer? I'm not allowed to come to this party and I really want to
know what is going to happen. There will finally be no regulations
between them, I can just imagine the scene. Jack making his final
salute to General Hammond and then taking Sam in his arms and
dancing beneath the stargate. (I can't believe they are having
dancing in the gate room!) I was thinking that you could send me e-
mails telling me what is going on, I want to know the second
something happens.

Cassie


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1353 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: A Favour

I know I will regret this but okay, why not? It will give me someone
to talk to. And if Anise asks, I can say I am doing essential work.
But don't be too disappointed if nothing happens; neither of them
are big on showing their feelings in public and I can't see Jack
making a big gesture.

Daniel


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1355 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Re: A Favour

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1834 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: What were…..

…you smiling about when you were in with Daniel a minute ago? Never
mind, you can tell me tonight when we celebrate your last night as a
single woman. 2000 at Barneys?

Janet


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1836 MT 03 07 2004
SUBJECT: Sorry!

I've got plans tonight. Actually, I'm late. Got to run! I promise I
will tell you tomorrow. Wish me luck.

Sam