FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1030 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Morning

Good morning Jack!

Sam (Simmonds devotion has some advantages, one of which is; he
smuggled me my laptop)


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1032 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Morning

And good morning to you too! So come on then Carter, how did you
manage to get yourself captured on an `uninhabited' planet? Isn't
that the sort of thing the jarheads are supposed to do?

It's good to have you back, Sam,

Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1040 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Getting caught

Firstly *sir*, how were we supposed to know that there were natives
when we had seen no evidence of inhabitation? And how many times
have we been ambushed when you have been in command?
As we trekked to the site, Daniel and Jonas were having a `friendly'
discussion about the exact translation of some Goa'uld artefacts
that SG 12 brought back from their last mission. Daniel wasn't
looking where he was going, and he fell down a hole that had been
loosely covered. It was…….


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1058 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Getting caught- continued

Sorry about that, Janet came in, and I had to hide the laptop.
Anyway, as we were trying to pull Daniel out, we were ambushed There
were too many of them for us to fight, and even if we had, we
wouldn't have been able to run far with Daniel.
They stuck us in a cage until SG 6 and 15 pulled us out. Daniel and
Jonas tried to negotiate, but they weren't listening and Daniel was
so doped up on pain killers, that I don't think he was at his best.
Jonas wants to use the computer, so I've got to go.

Sam

P.S. Why didn't I get welcome home cookies like Jonas?


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 1103 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Cookies

Becky,

The cookies were great; I especially liked the Banana bits. I can't
wait to see you again.

Jonas


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 1106 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: A secret

Promise not to tell Doctor Fraiser, but I'm still on base. As soon
as she goes to lunch one of the nurses is going to tell me and I'll
sneak in for a bit.

Love you,
Becky


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 1107 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: <no subject>

I love you too, Becky.

Jonas
(I have to give the computer back now,but I will see you at lunch
time.)


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1108 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Laptop

Sam,

If you think that I didn't see the laptop you were hiding under your
pillow, then you are sadly mistaken, the power cable trailing from
your bed is a bit of a giveaway. Colonel O'Neill would have waited
until this afternoon; I know this for certain, just like I know that
Lieutenant Rush is going to be waiting for me to go for lunch for a
long time, as I brought sandwiches in with me!

Janet

P.S. On this occasion I won't confiscate your computer on the
grounds that you would probably find another way to contact him.


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1108 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Jonas

He said he LOVES ME!!!!! I'm so happy.

Becky (It does mean the same thing as on Kelnowna, doesn't it?)


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 1113 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Jonas

Yes, it means the same thing on Kelnowna. I'm glad it is going so
well for the two of you Have you decided where you are going on your
next date?

Sam

P.S. Jonas is as excited as you. He hasn't stopped grinning all
morning - just be glad Colonel O'Neill isn't here.


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1145 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Betting pools

Hey Louis,

In the excitement of the last few days I quite forgot an interesting
conversation I had with someone about one of your betting pools.
Don't say I didn't warn you.

Jack

P.S. I hear Daniel gives very reasonably priced lessons in
Abydonian. You're gonna need them.


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1149 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Injuries

Get well soon, Space Monkey! Seriously though, well done, Danny boy,
Sam tells me you tried to negotiate even where you were in lots of
pain. I know what broken ankles are like, but you'll be okay in a
few weeks.

Jack


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1450 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Progress!

The others finally got discharged from the infirmary but Sam left me
her laptop so I can write to you. There is definitely something
going on between Sam and Jack. When we were away, Sam got a nice
black eye from one of our guards after he told her that we were
trespassing and the punishment was life imprisonment. She said `for
crying out loud.'
And this morning when she sweet talked Simmonds into getting her
laptop, we all thought she was working, in fact she was e-mailing
Jack. Let's just hope they finally get their act together!

Daniel

P.S. Your mom told me you are going to France, it's a beautiful
country.


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 2234 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Goodnight

Goodnight Jack!

Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 2247 MT 27 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Goodnight

It feels good to be able to do this again!

Night, Sam,

Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0423 MT 28 06 2004
SUBJECT: Morning

Rise and shine! Morning, Sam.


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0915 MT 28 06 2004
SUBJECT: Morning

I have the day off - I thought you did to. Why are you awake at
0423???

Sam


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 0918 MT 28 06 2004
SUBJECT: Shopping?

Jan,

We've both got the day off, so do you fancy some shopping after I've
been in to visit Daniel? Give me a call.

Sam


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@..., Teal'c mr_t@...,
Jonas Quinn jquinn@..., Doctor Janet Fraiser
majjfraiser@..., Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1233 MT 28 06 2004
SUBJECT: Gift for Jack

I was thinking (I've got a lot of time on my hands at the moment)
that we should get a retirement present for Jack. What do you think?
Any suggestions about what we should buy?

Daniel

P.S. Thanks for visiting, Sam. The real coffee was great, now I've
just got to persuade the nurses to make it for me.


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1244 MT 28 06 2004
SUBJECT: Early mornings

Dawn fishing Sam! It's the best time of the day to do it. I can sit
on the dock and watch the sun rise. Then I have lunch and go back to
sleep for a few hours. It's a great way to spend a day and it
involves very little work… When I finally get you here, I'm hiding
your computer and all your books, so you'll have to relax.

Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1957 MT 28 06 2004
SUBJECT: Day's off

I'm still invited to go ?fishing then? I might not be when you find
out about the latest plans for your leaving party. They're calling
all our off world teams back so they are present for a speech of
thanks by the Secretary of Defence and Hammond isn't sending any non
essential missions out this week.
I would also like to point out that I had the day off today, and I
haven't done any work. Janet and I have been shopping and spending
time with Cassie. I can't believe that she is going away for a year.

Sam

FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 2002 MT 28 06 2004
SUBJECT: Present

Good idea, Daniel. I'll think about it tonight and let you know
tomorrow.

Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 2201 MT 28 06 2004
SUBJECT: Fishing

You're still invited fishing although I may not turn up for my
party. Maybe Thor could make a clone of me?
Night, Sam,

Jack

P.S. While I was away, I caught a fish just for you. It's in my
freezer.


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 2259 MT 28 06 2004
SUBJECT: Goodnight

Just sit back and enjoy it. You were the one who said we never got a
fanfare for saving the world; consider this your fanfare.

Goodnight, Jack

P.S. I don't mind if you eat the fish before I get there.


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0421 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Morning

Morning, Sam.


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0915 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Morning

0421!! As long as you don't expect me to get up at 0421 when I'm
there.

Sam


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0918 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: HELP!

Sam,

My parents have decided to pay me a surprise visit and they want to
meet Jonas. What am I going to do?

Becky


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 0923 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: HELP!

Calm down. The first thing you need to do is tell Jonas. When do
your parents get in?

Sam


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0925 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Parents

They're flying in tonight. I'm supposed to be going out with Jonas
tomorrow. I've only been going out with him for two weeks, but I
talked about him so much to my parents, that they want to meet him.
If I ever tell my mother anything about my personal life again,
remember to shoot me.

Becky


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 0926 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: My parents

Hey babe,

I know it's soon but my parents are coming in tonight and they want
to meet you for dinner tomorrow. Is that okay?
Becky


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 0929 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Parents

Becky,

I would love to meet your parents. They sound like wonderful people.
Do I need to present them with any gifts?

Jonas


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 0946 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Parents

Daniel,

I need to know about earth customs. Becky's parents are coming to
town and I don't want to do anything to offend them. What is the
ceremonial procedure?

Jonas


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1010 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: <no subject>

General Hammond,

My son arrives tomorrow and I would like permission to take him to
the surface of this world.

Teal'c


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Teal'c mr_t@...
SENT: 1231 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Ryac

I will see what I can do, Teal'c.

General Hammond


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1233 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Present

Daniel Jackson,

I suggest the Simpsons on DVD as a present for Colonel O'Neill.


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1246 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Jack's present

Danny,

Personally I think you should get Jack `that' blue dress, or at
least a copy of it. He talked about it for weeks!!!

Louis


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@..., Teal'c mr_t@...,
Jonas Quinn jquinn@..., Doctor Janet Fraiser
majjfraiser@..., Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1537 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: A present for Jack

Guys I still haven't come up with anything to get for Jack. Teal'c,
the Simpsons DVD's were a good idea, but I think it should be
something that he wouldn't buy for himself.

Daniel

P.S. Ferretti I am not even going to acknowledge your suggestion
with a response. And no, before you suggest it, we are not getting a
stripper either.


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 1546 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Parents

Jonas,
There is no official procedure. Just be yourself, but be polite and
look smart. If you are really desperate for dating advice, ask
Cassie to borrow her FRIENDS videos.

Daniel


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 2258 MT 29 06 2004
SUBJECT: Goodnight

Jack,

Maybe you should talk to Jonas. He's going to meet Becky's parents
and he's very nervous.

Goodnight,
Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 2201 MT 28 06 2004
SUBJECT: You father

Jonas and Becky's parents. Are Dad and Selmak coming to my party?

Night, Sam,

Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0433 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Dad

Morning, Sam. I need to know if Jacob is coming, because if he is,
then I am definitely not. Sam, a zat is a lot more effective than a
shot gun!

Jack


FROM: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0912 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Dad

Don't panic, Jack. My father will not shoot you because he knows
what I will do with him if he does. Besides, Selmak is on your side…

Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 0915 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Dad

I've got to rely on a snake to watch my six??!?!!?

Jack


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: All SGC personnel excluding SG1, the General and Doctor Fraiser
everyone-SG1@...
SENT: 0929 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: New pool

Our favourite couple - guess the date of the wedding. Minimum bet
$20.

Louis Ferretti

P.S. Bite me Simmonds!


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: Teal'c mr_t@...
SENT: 0954 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Ryac

You have permission to take Ry'ac to the surface and into Colorado
springs for the afternoon as long as you take a member of the SGC
with you. However Bra'tac will have to stay on base.

General Hammond


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1002 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Ry'ac

Thank you, General Hammond


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...
TO: Major Samantha Carter majscarter@...
SENT: 1004 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: my son

I would appreciate it if you would accompany myself and my son when
we visit Colorado Springs this afternoon.


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1332 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Poker

Okay Graham, I'm sorry for everything I said. But hey, the boss is
off this afternoon. Come down and make up our four for poker?

Johnny


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 1336 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Poker

You just want someone to win money off. Besides I am too busy;
General Hammond has got me organising Colonel O'Neill's retirement
party.

Graham


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1339 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Money

You got me! Now are you in?


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 1345 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Re: Money

I'm not playing. Johnny, I'm so happy, as part of my
responsibilities I've been given a guest list. Guess who is on
it?............. LAIRA!!!!!!!

Graham


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1346 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: Laira?

Laira ?


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 1348 MT 30 06 2004
SUBJECT: LAIRA

Laira is the person who is going to give me a chance with my angel…
Sam will never go for O'Neill with her present.

Johnny