E-Mail part 2: The Revenge of the E-mail (3/4) – Jenny L- rating G

For disclaimers etc see part 0:



FROM: Harry Forester sarghforester@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1902 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Get down here

You guys have got to get yourself to the CCTV room NOW! The Colonel
is on his way down to propose to Sam, but she knows that he knows
that she is pregnant. You all owe me chocolate covered Sam clones
for this!

Harry

`He who sees all - knows all'


FROM: Sergeant Walter Siler sarwsiler@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1903 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Snacks

I'll bring the popcorn!

Spaceboy Siler

`The bigger the wrench the bigger the …….'


FROM: Jay Felger jfelger@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1905 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Snacks

In honor of the group I think we should be eating blue jello.

Jay

`You, Chloe and maybe some handcuffs' (ok, is he talking to Chloe
here? Or about her? If he's talking to her it should be `You,
Chloe, and maybe some handcuffs')


FROM: Major Paul Davis majpdavis@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1906 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Washington

Sometimes being the pentagon liaison really sucks. I'm stuck in
Washington.

Davis

`Dress uniform looks so hot and you get to wear it every day!'


FROM: Simon Coombs scoombs@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1907 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Washington

Don't worry, Paul; we'll keep you informed. And, Jay, everyone knows
about your jello obsession but some of happen to be allergic.

Simon

P.S. I still can't get my quotes to work


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1910 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: I can't believe I'm doing this….

….but I was looking for one of the Lieutenant Colonel's gadgets that
I dropped (even you, Graham, have to admit that she gets cranky
when someone messes with one of her projects) and I was under the
desk when O'Neill came in. They must have forgotten I was there
because they started arguing; they didn't even notice when I grabbed
my laptop. I can give you a word by word account to add to the
pictures you are getting.

Johnny

P.S. Who put Internet ports under the desks?

`Subscribe to XXXXX.com for $4 a month'


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1911 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Sound

Johnny, I need you to come through for me now, please, I'm begging
you.

The Big G

`I've retired'
`Why, Major Carter?'
`So I can do this' (Kisses handsome young lieutenant standing next
to her)


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1911 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: The action

Okay, okay, and don't you dare start crying, buddy.
Carter was sitting at her computer reading her e-mail and drinking
her coffee, when her face went really pale and she slammed the mug
down. (That's when I dived under the desk – you do not want to be in
her way when she is mad) The next thing I know O'Neill strode in and
said `Marry me.' Just like that, nothing else. You gotta give the
guy credit for being brave. Carter just gave him the death glare
(you know the one – like the time Felger destroyed all the
information on her hard drive while modifying his computer virus).
Wait a moment, she's standing up now, I can only see her feet. And
she's talking to him. `Why now? You didn't even have any plans for
us for Valentines before so what has changed now? Do you really want
me because you love me or maybe it's just because you want a body to
carry your child?'
I think they are just staring at each other now.

Johnny

`Subscribe to XXXXX.com for $4 a month'


FROM: Harry Forester sarghforester@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1914 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Trouble

Heads up, guys, Jacob is on his way down!!

Harry

`He who sees all - knows all'


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1915 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: More action

O'Neill tried to step towards Carter but she moved away, now she's
speaking again. `I thought so, Jack. Well, I've got news for you:
I'm not pregnant, I don't know who is, but it isn't me. I think it's
time we took a break. She is really mad, I think she's gonna throw
that coffee at him. Wait, now I can hear footsteps in the corridor.

`Congratulations!' General Carter has just come in and oh, boy is
Carter mad now.

`What ever you think is going on, you have got it wrong. You both
need to leave. NOW!'

I guess you guys can see that they are both leaving. Maybe I can
finally get out from under this desk, sitting in this position
cannot be good for my fertility.

Johnny

`Subscribe to XXXXX.com for $4 a month'


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 2321 MT 13 02 2005
SUBJECT: Goodnight

Forgive me?

`Night Sam.

Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 0614 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Morning.

Mornin', Sam. Please forgive me?

Jack

P.S. Happy Valentines day


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: SGC personnel allpersonnel@...
SENT: 0712 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Misunderstanding

For those of you that haven't heard, I would like to state for the
record that I am not, and have never been, pregnant. I would
appreciate it if in the future if my personal life remained just
that, personal.

Lieutenant Colonel S. Carter


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 0717 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Last night

Hey, Jan,

I guess that you have already heard what happened yesterday, at
least now I know why everyone has been acting so strangely. I was so
mad at him last night but I spent a long time talking with Dad
afterwards and he made me see that Jack was probably just scared at
the thought of losing another child. Did you know that he even asked
Dad's permission to marry me? It really was sort of sweet. If only
he had been asking me for real, I would love to be his wife.

Sam


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 0726 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Last night

I'm sure everything will be fine, Sam. Everything always turns out
right for you. I know we were supposed to commiserate Valentines Day
together this evening, but I am going to have to give it a miss.

Janet


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 0728 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Last night

Is everything all right, Jan?

Sam


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 0730 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: I'm fine


It's probably nothing. I was just looking at Cassie, I can't believe
how big she is now. She is going to be twenty next year, it is hard
to believe that she has been with me for nearly ten years now.

Listen, Sam, I have to go and do some work. I'll catch up with you
later if I get a chance.

Janet


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 0731 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Problems

Sure, Janet. You know that if anything is wrong, you can always talk
to me don't you?

Sam


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 0735 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Your mom

Is everything alright with your mom? She seemed a bit distracted
this morning.

Sam


FROM: Chloe Rogers crogers@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 0923 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Valentines Day

Lieutenant,

I thought you might like to get together today and go out. Show the
boys that we don't care if they are idiots, we can have fun on
Valentines Day without them!

Chloe


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Chloe Rogers crogers@...
SENT: 0926 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Valentines Day

That's a brilliant idea, Chloe. Maybe we could ask Colonel Carter
and Doctor Fraiser to join us as well? Perhaps a night out will help
me get over Jonas, and I could certainly do with losing a few pounds
after all the chocolate I've eaten in the last few days. I know what
we should do; lets start a yahoo group like the science boys have,
show them we don't need them.

Becky

P.S. Have you seen Jonas this morning? I only want to know because
my mother said that he hasn't been answering his phone and she was
worried about him, and I'm not sure if I should see him yet.


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...,
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 0938 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: DISNEY

I have just been to your quarters, Jonas Quinn, and I must advise
you that I find `The Little Mermaid' preferable to `Bambi.'


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Teal'c mr_t@...
SENT: 0946 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: DISNEY

But Becky likes Bambi best. We watched it on our fourth date.

Jonas


FROM: Sergeant Walter Siler sarwsiler@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1001 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Googling

Has anyone tried googling Sam's name yet? Or your own name?

Spaceboy Siler

P.S. What about this fic you have been promising us?

`Oh what a lovely wrench'


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1003 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: A good day

I think this is a good day for everyone on this list. The
relationship everyone knew would happen has happened and is over.
Our beautiful angel is free. I choose to remain optimistic, now
Colonel O'Neill has had his chance, it is time for a real hero.
Maybe the hopes of this group's members for the last ten years will
not have been in vain.

The Big G

`No, thank you, Colonel. The Lieutenant's shoulder is much more
comfortable'


FROM: Major Paul Davis majpdavis@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1006 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: A good day

I hate to spoil your mood, but I think we have to be realistic. Just
because they have had one fight doesn't mean that the relationship
is over. The best we can hope for is those few moments when she
shows interest in someone else. Narim or Orlin, for instance. Now,
if we had been waiting for them to get together for ten years and we
had finally watched them kiss last night, then we would have a
reason to be optimistic.

Davis

`Ohhh, baby. Come liaise with me.'


FROM: Jay Felger jfelger@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1007 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Songs

I think we need a group song. Any suggestions?

Felger

`You, Chloe, a large aubergine.'


FROM: Harry Forester sarghforester@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1010 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Fic

I only joined this group for the fic, WHERE IS IT? And Simmonds, if
you don't finish that WIP I'm getting the virtual flame thrower out!

Harry

`Why bother with big brother, CCTV is free and you can get it all
year round.'


FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: sams_fans sam_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1043 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Tonight

I don't know why I am asking but do any of you fancy a real man's
game?
Poker, 2100 hours, my place.

Johnny

`Doctors and Nurses @ XXXXX.com'


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
SENT: 1045 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Inappropriate comments

Johnny, I know we are friends, but I think your comments are totally
inappropriate. For your information, the rest of the group will be
participating in world championship RISK tonight. And while we are
on the subject, if you do not stop advertising porn, I will be
forced to suspend you from the group.

The Big G
Group moderator


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1332 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: <no subject>

Hi, Sweetie,

I just wondered how you were today and wanted to tell you that I
love you so much.

Mom

P.S. I don't know if you have heard about Sam and Jack, but Sam
isn't pregnant. Jack proposed to her but she turned him down because
she thought it was just because of the baby, and now they aren't
talking. I'm sorry, honey; I know how much you wanted them to be
happy.


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1337 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: <no subject>

I love you too, mom.

Cassie


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1338 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Mom

Daniel, could you look in on my mom today? She has been acting
really weird.


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
SENT: 1343 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Sam and Jack

I'll go that way now. She might just be upset over the break up with
Ferretti.

Daniel

P.S. I've been away. Do you know what is going on with Sam and Jack?


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1346 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Sam and Jack

I have to go out now Daniel, give me a call this evening and I'll
fill you in. It looks like we weren't as good matchmakers as we
thought we were.

Cassie


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 2101 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Is it you?

Becky, is it you? Are you pregnant?

Jonas


FROM: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 2104 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Is it you?

Why should you care? You dumped me!

Becky


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: SGC personnel allpersonnel@...
SENT: 2128 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: A new pool

Who are the parents of the mystery baby?

Usual rules apply. Closing date 17/2/2005 or when we find out the
identity of the parents.

Louis Ferretti


FROM: Cassandra Fraiser aliens_rock@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 2139 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: I've just realised.

Mom, it's you isn't it? You're pregnant, that's why you have been
acting so weird. I'm so happy for you, I can't wait to be a big
sister.

Cassie


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 2357 MT 14 02 2005
SUBJECT: Goodnight

Sam, I'm SO sorry for what happened. And I don't know how to say
this, but I need you to know that I love you with or without a baby,
and I should have told you that today. Us being together is the best
thing that has happened to me since Charlie was born. God, I
shouldn't be doing this by e-mail but I wanted to do it on
Valentines Day. I had everything planned, look how that turned out.
Jeez, Carter, why is this making me so nervous?

`Night, Sam.

Marry me?

Jack



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