E-Mail part 2: The Revenge of the E-mail (1/4) – Jenny L- rating G

For disclaimers etc see part 0:


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 0532 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Mornin' Sam

Morning, Sam! How did your project go? Did you get any sleep?

Jack


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0731 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Good morning

Good morning, Jack,

I'm sorry about not being able to come home yesterday – and I don't
think I will be able to get home this evening. There is a budget
meeting that is going to take *all* day, can I borrow your Game Boy?
I promise that tomorrow night I am coming home and we will spend
some time together. Your softball team has a match today don't they?
Wish them luck!

Sam

P.S. Don't forget to tape The Simpsons' for me. (And don't you dare
tell Janet that I got addicted.)


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 0912 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Simpsons

Setting the VCR now. (Never get in the way of a Carter and her Homer
fix). I better let you get some work done. See ya tomorrow,

Jack


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 0914 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Hey!

Hey Ferretti!

How are things going down there? Why don't you and the doc come over
for a grill next weekend? Sam would love to see you both. Is all
going well with the doc? All those needles -- I gotta say you're
braver than I am buddy!

Jack

P.S. What is the latest betting pool?


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 0923 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Next weekend.

Next weekend sounds good, Jack. You shouldn't be so hard on the doc,
she's wonderful, and I think this could be something. It's great
going out with someone like her, she knows what I do so I don't have
to worry about her getting upset if I disappear on a mission, and
she's military so I don't have to worry about all the normal soppy
stuff you have to with chicks. I really see a future in this
relationship.

Ferretti

P.S. Seeing as you shut down the one on your wedding date I've got
nothing running at the moment, but I'm working on it.


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 1017 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: My non existent ……

relationship. Take a guess where we are going for Valentines Day?
You won't get it so I'll tell you. NOWHERE. `Hey babe, I'm so glad
you're just like one of the guys, we don't have to worry about any
of that silly stuff, we are great together aren't we?' I'm thinking
six inch hypodermic! I bet Jack is doing something much nicer for
you.

Janet


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
SENT: 1020 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Valentines Day

Maybe you just need to show Ferretti what he could be missing…
Withhold your favours for a few nights! As for Jack he hasn't said
anything about it; I suspect he's forgotten. But I don't mind, what
with me moving in I think he has probably had overload. Never mind,
a girl can dream!

Sam


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1021 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Valentines


How are those rocks, Space Monkey? Remember all those times I saved
your butt? Well, now I need the favour back. Can you keep Sam
occupied on Monday evening until about 2000 hundred hours? I would
ask Janet but Ferretti probably has plans for her.

Jack


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1035 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Monday

That's fine, Jack, but what is happening Monday? Isn't Sam normally
at work that late anyway?

DANIEL (not and I repeat not, Space monkey)


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1038 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Monday

Monday is Valentines Day. (Hell, yeah, I remembered – well actually,
I overheard Janet whining about it) I've got something special
planned for Sam, but knowing my luck she'll choose Monday to come
home early and this absolutely cannot go wrong. This is *way* too
big for me to mess up.


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1040 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Monday

Jack, you have to tell me what is going on. If you are suggesting
what I think you are suggesting, then this is fantastic.
You are suggesting what I think you are, aren't you?


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1043 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Sam

I'm going to propose, Daniel, but you absolutely cannot tell anyone
*anything*. I know what the base is like and this is between Sam and
me. For once I want her to be the first to know what is going on
between us. Besides, if she says no, then I won't have to get
undeserved sympathy from everyone.

Jack


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1044 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Sam

Jack, that is fantastic! I'm so happy for you! Don't worry, there is
no way Sam will turn you down. I can't wait until Monday.

Daniel


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
SENT: 1048 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Sam

I wouldn't be so sure about Sam, Daniel. I'm old enough to be her
father, she's young, beautiful, a hell of a lot smarter than I am,
could have anyone she wants and I've got more baggage than a freight
train. I can't believe I'm doing this, Danny, except I love her. Oh,
and of course she watches 'The Simpsons' with me!

Jack


FROM: Daniel Jackson djackson@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 1052 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: You

You really should stop trying to spoil the moment with a joke, Jack.
There are times when your sense of humour just isn't funny. If you
tell Sam everything you just told me – without `The Simpsons' – then
she'll say yes. I know she will. Can I get Ferretti to start up the
pool again? The money could keep me in `rocks' for years.

Daniel


FROM: sams_fans sams_fans@yahoogroups.com
TO: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@..., Jay Felger
jfelger@..., Simon Coombs scoombs@..., Sergeant Walter Siler
sarwsiler@..., Major Paul Davis majpdavis@...
SENT: 1231 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: A New Group

A new group has been created and you have been invited to join!

Sams_fans is a group dedicated to the one and only Samantha Carter.

To join sams_fans please visit sams_fans@yahoogroups.com


FROM: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
TO: sams_fans sams_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1234 MT 12 02 2004
SUBJECT: My Group

Hi Guys,

Welcome to my group where we are free to discuss the great
wonderfulness that is Samantha Carter without fear of reprisals or
Colonel O'Neill. ROFLMAO

GROUP RULES

1. Any subject is acceptable as long as it concerns Samantha Carter.

2. Fan fiction is welcomed as long as it is properly labelled. Jack
whumping fic is also acceptable.

3. Off Topic posts are to be properly labelled.

4. Strictly no NC 17 material. We can never defile our Sam's image
in that way.

5. The existence of the group is to be more classified than the
existence of the SGC. No one other than group members must know
about it and it must never be spoken of.

The Moderator.


FROM: yahoo groups yahoo_groups@yahoogroups.com
TO: sams_fans sams_fans@yahoogroups.com
SENT: 1249 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: A new poll

A new poll has been created for your group:

In a jello wrestling battle who would win?

Sam Carter
Anise
Hathor
Laira
Kynthia
None of the above

To vote visit; sams_fans@yahoogroups.com



FROM: Sergeant John Taylor sargjtaylor@...
TO: Lieutenant Graham Simmonds lieugsimmonds@...
SENT: 1357 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Sad, sad, sad.

No way! Uh huh! Graham, you have dragged me far enough into your
obsession. I have told you far too many times already, man, that
this is not healthy – this group really is the last straw.

Johnny

P.S. Hathor, definitely. It's in the red hair.


FROM: Chloe Rogers crogers@...
TO: Jay Felger jfelger@...
SENT: 1411 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Monday

Dr Felger,

I was wondering if on Monday you would like to come to the cinema
with me for Valentines Day?

Yours Sincerely,

Chloe


FROM: Jay Felger jfelger@...
TO: Chloe Rogers crogers@...
SENT: 1414 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Monday

Chloe, you should know by now that Monday night is RISK night. All
the guys will be playing. You could come and join us though, if you
are looking for company. I've formed an alliance with Dr Coombs and
we are going to take over Northern Africa.

Jay


FROM: General Jacob Carter genjcarter@...
TO: General George Hammond genghammond@...
SENT: 1543 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Golf

George,

Seeing as I am in town for a few weeks, I wondered if you felt like
meeting me for a game of Golf? Selmak has even promised not to make
any comments about how hitting a small white ball with a large metal
stick could be fun. (And it has nothing to do with the two
uninterrupted hours of Star Trek that I promised her– what can I
say; she likes a good comedy!)

Jacob

P.S. Do you think I should give Jack a reminder that it is
Valentines Day on Monday? Sam says that he hasn't mentioned it and
if he forgets, then I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of
her temper.


FROM: General George Hammond genghammond@...
TO: General Jacob Carter genjcarter@...
SENT: 1556 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Re: Golf


Golf would be fine, Jacob. Sunday morning 1000 hours? Bra'tac is
also on earth this weekend – I was going to invite him to join us.

George

P.S. Don't worry about Jack. He's got everything under control – I'm
looking after Sam's present for him.


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Teal'c mr_t@..., Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
SENT: 1612 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Becky

Teal'c, Ferretti. Sam asked me to stop bugging her with questions
about my relationship, so I thought I would ask you guys.
Becky keeps telling me we need to share more. On Kelowna after a
couple had been dating for three months they would share the
responsibility for a newly born animal, kinda like a kitten. It was
a symbol that their relationship would last forever. I don't think I
am ready for that. What do I do?

Jonas


FROM: Teal'c mr_t@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 1615 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Your relationship

Jonas Quinn.

It would be unfair on Lieutenant Rush for you to lead her on with
false hopes if you do not intend on furthering the relationship. I
believe Daniel Jackson says: `follow your heart.'


FROM: Major Louis Ferretti majlferetti@...
TO: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
SENT: 1620 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Becky

When they start wanting commitment man, you gotta get out or they
won't stop until they've been down the aisle in the big white dress
and you've got a mother in law as well as a wife to nag you. Keep it
simple.


FROM: Jonas Quinn jquinn@...
TO: Lieutenant Rebecca Rush lieurrush@...
SENT: 1623 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Our Relationship

Dear Becky,

I'm sorry to say this but I don't think we should see each other any
more.

Jonas


FROM: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
TO: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
SENT: 2330 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Goodnight

I'm sorry, I can't get home tonight. Goodnight, Jack.

Sam

P.S. How did your team do?


FROM: Jack O'Neill jackfishes@...
TO: Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter lieucolscarter@...
SENT: 2333 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Night Sam.

They won!!! Remember, Carter, you promised to be out of your lab by
midnight. You are coming home tomorrow and you will need your energy
for all `The Simpsons' we are going to have to catch up on!

`Night, Sam.

Jack


FROM: Doctor Janet Fraiser majjfraiser@...
TO: SGC personnel allpersonnel@...
SENT: 2344 MT 12 02 2005
SUBJECT: Test Results

To all personnel;

The latest set of blood test results has just returned from the lab.
One blood sample tested positive for pregnancy, unfortunately the
test sample was not labelled correctly and we cannot identify the
woman to whom it belonged.
To save me from re-testing every woman on base, I would be grateful
if anyone who thinks they might be pregnant could come and see me in
the strictest confidence tomorrow.

Dr J. Fraiser



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