Nov 9, 2006 10:23 AM
Subject bonaduce day
Body: Good morning everyone. Danny here. Before I tell you what's up
I just wanted to mention one thing. Posting these bulletins is the
only way we know to say hi to everyone. Feel free to read them.
Ignore them or write back. But you do not have to write back our
feelings will not be hurt. Last night Gretchen had band practice she
sounded glorious as ever. she only has practice a couple times a
month and I usually stay home with the kids but last night I thought
I would hire a babysitter and hit the town. Maybe have one of those
wild nights like I used to. Here's how it went I had dinner at a
friends house from church they had communion and I couldn't even do
that because they used real wine. Then came the crazy part. I met
this pretty girl, got covered with lotion, and then got into bed.
Sounds good,? The problem is, the girl worked at the tanning salon,
I rubbed the lotion on myself and of course the bed was for tanning
and I was most certainly alone in it. It looks like a wild man may
be dead forever I was home by 10 p.m.. Gretchen and I both have busy
days today. We are shooting an interview for Australian television
where breaking Bonaduce is a gigantic hit. Then we pitch a
television show to Comedy Central and then I take the redeye to New
York to do the Glenn Beck show and then turn around and fly home the
same day. By the way none of these things pay one cent. I know I'm
supposed to publicize breaking Bonaduce but since I already spent
all the money it doesn't make a lot of sense to me. We love you
guys. Danny and Gretchen.